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Bitch how many times do I have to tell you!! I only want light lettuce on my burrito!
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I will bring pain upon your family the likes of which you cannot fathom!
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Don't make me bitch slap you.
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"All of my Jedi training has been leading to this moment...give me the eucalyptus."
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Gives it to us, we wants it, we needs it my precious
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EUcalyptus? MEcalyptus!
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Give me the leaves, and no one gets hurt!
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Yes, you're a very clever human. Can I have it back now?
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Now listen very carefully. My name's Ron and I'm being held captive here... you are my only chance of escape!.. but first chuck me a few of those leaves
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"I HAVE TO win a staring contest with you to get MY leaves back! For god sakes cheater, you're wearin' friggin sunglasses!"
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Together, we can rule the world!
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Give me em' I'm Hungery! I've been in the sun all day! Wouldn't you be hungery? Or even Thirsty?
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"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, uh, ask me to do murder.... for money"
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Gimme some of that!
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“Where there’s a will – and there is a fucking will – there’s a way – and there is a fucking way.â€
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What isa dis?
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Give me the leaves and no one will get hurt!
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WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LEAVES!?
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WESLEY WANTS THE BAMBOO
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But mom, I bearely got any!
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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Wassup with this?! You have sunglasses and I don't. I knew this staring contest was rigged!
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Why u take my leaves????
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"You wouldnt like it if I took your bag of Pork rinds"
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Ok fine no more blonde jokes
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Put DOWN the EUCA! and back away from the tree!
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She stole his leaves, yadda yadda yadda, her torso is still missing.
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Give me my precious.
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The precious is mine!!
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GIVE ME THE FUCKING EUCALYPTUS, LADY
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Funny pic...now where the hell is that damn remote?!!
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Don't make me angry, just hand the stuff over. Kapeesh?
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Kevin stop it youre scaring me
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Lose the frickin foliage biach and bring me a big mac and you get your husband back
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All things cionsdreed, this is a first class post
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GIVE ME MY FRICKEN FOOD,WOMAN
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Feeding time is always intense with Kung Fu Koala Master Incredible Crooked Fist.
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Hey, better give this to me else your future seems painful...
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And suddenly, The Noozles got really violent...
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Try to Give me that one more time , i dare you .
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Faaa fututi griiijaaaaniaaa maa-tii
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Y U NO give me food?
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"When'sa your Dolmio day?"
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"Just gimme a hit, man"
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"Ya heard of kung-fu panda? You don't give me those leaves, yer gonna see Capoeira Koala."
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And that is how you do the bowling ball grip. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
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Ever Go Back To Your Natural Hair Colour , Or Give My Natural Leaves -_-
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Look! I gave you da flowas, now gimme dat ass, Bitch!!!
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Now, time for the kiss!
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C'monnn baby, just one kiss !
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I want some
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Geeve me zee eucalyptus. I crush you.
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BEEEEARCH - GIVE ME A BIG MAC
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I aint gonna b so cute n furry whn im all up in yo ass!
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Bitch just cause i am a bear specie that appears friendly dont think i wont break out some whoop ass, now give em back, now
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Rape
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I could destroy you, I could end your life...
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Don't make me get all Jungle Book on your ass!
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Dont feed me that shit
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Stella!
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Look, this is the last game of tease the Koala you will ever play, b*tch so make it good.
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Cute and cuddly my arse, gimme the goddamn leaves!
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Look! I gave you da flowas, now ginne dat ass!!!
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WHO THE.... DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BITCH?
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I said give me my fucking leaves
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Don't fuck with me bitch...
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You dense bitch...
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Little did Jane know that rule No.1 when feeding a Koala is not to wear glasses as they see their reflection on them and think it is another Koala. Depending on the sex you will either have your face humped or torn to shreds.
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In this order... cut your fucking hair, give me the leaves.
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Gimme the fucking branches, cunt!
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"I'll slap you like an albino Koala Bear if you don't share those eucalyptus leaves."
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Give me the fuckin euca
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When I said I need some green, I ment weed.
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When I said I need some green, I meant weed...
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Give me the goddamn eucalyptus leaves, or i'll be having a boxed lunch.
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Force Choke: Only Acceptable When Someone Steals Your Bamboo
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