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"For God's sake, MAN! You should have held back on the Alpo!."
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WHAT ARE THOSE!!!
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Dude they did what with your balls?
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When you friend farts and doesnt even recognize. the magnitude of stink
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Whhhhhaaaaattttt
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Dude, your ear!! WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR EAR!?
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"Dawg! You did WHAT with that Poodle?!"
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Dude you stink!
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Its how big?
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Dumb shit, it's the Cupid Shuffle. We did Electric Slide last week in class. Jeez
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"Woof woof woof woof..what the hell?...woof woof woof"
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When ur friend butts you in line
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Get out of my spot before i eat all your treats!!!!!
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Oh no you didn't just call me your bitch!
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Eso expresión yo hago cuando tu amigo babea.
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Wait, I look like... THAT?!?!?!
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YOU FARTED
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What do you mean you eat your own shit
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"man, iggy Azalea can rap !"
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Dude, Its just a black chick giving me a massage! Nothing more.
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Hell no, I ain't wanna be around you. You've gotta be kidding me.
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They were going to nueter me...I told them Ive been married for 20 years...the doc offered his condolences and sent me home
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Justing knew then that Pharland could not wait for a tree.
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THAT FACE U MAKE WHEN UR FRIEND TELLS U HE HAS FLU
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Up-and-coming taxidermist captures the essence of canine shock and amazement.
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"WOOHOO!!! That is what I call a "raunch rocket!!"
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Most of us dogs think they are tootsie rolls, and are shocked when I tell them it is their own feces.
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My pussy is itchy
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That moment you realise that he's your brother and not your future wife
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Your breath smells like ASS!
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Whoa...shock collar
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Want to see a magic trick I can see my face melt
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Bitch, you for real?
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Grouchy
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Whoa, dude...pop a Certs -- that's some nasty dog breath!
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Whoa, you are a dog, just like me.
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What u say
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Six centimeters is average right?
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"Theres a monster in my room. Can I have glass of water?"
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1 snip, 2 stitches, psych therapy for life. Are you happy now?
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Bitch, say what?
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He got that pit stank.
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Dog you aing gay or nothing are you?
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THEY CHOPPED YOUR NUTS OFF!?
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They have shampoo and faloofas! RUN!
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Dayum that's an ugly Bitch!
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Ain't nobody got time for that!
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