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Prosecutor, I said I needed to see your LEGAL briefs. .
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Nice defense , but I see a couple of holes in your argument. ▼
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Objection overruled! Please, continue with your story, maam. ▼
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Ho vs. Wade ▼
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Now that's what I call a rebbuttall! ▼
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"FINALLY, we are getting to the bottom of this case!" ▼
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This is evidence i need a closer look at....balliff escort this witness to my chambers ▼
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Judge THIS your honor ▼
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No no Maam, I said I want to see your Witness, Mr Dover, Mr Ben Dover ▼
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"I'll allow it, counselor." ▼
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Did someone say "We have a hung jury"? ▼
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Say hello to my little friend! ▼
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All Rise! ▼
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Well, from the look of things...you have been here before missy ▼
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Now we enter the discovery phase of the trial. ▼
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And in conciusion ... ▼
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Contortionist stuck in position sues the circus ▼
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Well Dave, is this the evidence you were looking for? ▼
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1344 ▼
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And you see your honor, the suppository is defective, its still lodged ▼
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Your argument is invalid. ▼
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That one moment that you randomly change your mind ▼
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Ma'am I told you, smoking is not allowed in the court room. ▼
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Peek-a-boo! ▼
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This is how I did it. ▼
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Kiss my a** your honor ▼
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This is the end that the guy put his face in ▼
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You might be surprised how rigorous the judging is at some ping-pong ball shooting contests. ▼
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Butt your honor ▼
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I still don't see the toe. ▼
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"Asshoooooole Miooooo..." ▼
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Like what you see? Then set me free ▼
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The killer's name is Mr. Assface, according to eye witnesses he looks kinda like this ▼
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Does that look like groceries too you!? ▼
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I'm out of order? You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! ▼
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Okay, in that case..... You can sustain this objection your honor. ▼
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"I object", said the mute lawyer ▼
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Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, c'm on girl ▼
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Is this evidence? ▼
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Good...now spread your cheeks and cough please ▼
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I sentence you to a spanking ▼
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Balliff....Spank that bitch ▼
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Showing contempt for the narcoleptic judge. ▼
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Case dismissed! ▼
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Now where is it ▼
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Maybe now you'll see me in your chambers? ▼
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Judge me if you see something bad in me ▼
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"please, for the fifth time miss, we don't give cavity searches in court and especially not for traffic tickets." ▼
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Stenographer; " DAYUMMMMM!" said Judge David ▼
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The defendant seems to be convincing ASS A WHOLE ▼
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Kiss my ass! ▼
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Stratching out after a though day ▼
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Okay, okay...thanks for the show, but you will still need to be frisked. ▼
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3/10 would not bang ▼
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Thats where my keys were! ▼
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Guilty for looking .... uh ▼
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Can you imagine? ▼
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OBJECTION! ▼
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The judge was more than pleased with the strippergram his court reporter rented for him for his birthday. ▼
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When you're losing the court... ▼
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Show this to your Anaconda! ▼
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Why yes your honor, I have the evidence right here. ▼

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