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Maybe now you'll see me in your chambers?
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Nice defense , but I see a couple of holes in your argument.
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Prosecutor, I said I needed to see your LEGAL briefs.
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Objection overruled! Please, continue with your story, maam.
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Ho vs. Wade
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Now that's what I call a rebbuttall!
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"FINALLY, we are getting to the bottom of this case!"
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This is evidence i need a closer look at....balliff escort this witness to my chambers
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Judge THIS your honor
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No no Maam, I said I want to see your Witness, Mr Dover, Mr Ben Dover
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"I'll allow it, counselor."
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Did someone say "We have a hung jury"?
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Say hello to my little friend!
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All Rise!
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Well, from the look of things...you have been here before missy
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Now we enter the discovery phase of the trial.
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And in conciusion ...
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Contortionist stuck in position sues the circus
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Well Dave, is this the evidence you were looking for?
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1344
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And you see your honor, the suppository is defective, its still lodged
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Your argument is invalid.
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That one moment that you randomly change your mind
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Ma'am I told you, smoking is not allowed in the court room.
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Peek-a-boo!
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This is how I did it.
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Kiss my a** your honor
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This is the end that the guy put his face in
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You might be surprised how rigorous the judging is at some ping-pong ball shooting contests.
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Butt your honor
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I still don't see the toe.
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"Asshoooooole Miooooo..."
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Like what you see? Then set me free
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The killer's name is Mr. Assface, according to eye witnesses he looks kinda like this
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Does that look like groceries too you!?
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I'm out of order? You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order!
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Okay, in that case..... You can sustain this objection your honor.
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"I object", said the mute lawyer
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Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me, c'm on girl
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Is this evidence?
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Good...now spread your cheeks and cough please
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I sentence you to a spanking
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Balliff....Spank that bitch
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Showing contempt for the narcoleptic judge.
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Case dismissed!
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Now where is it
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Judge me if you see something bad in me
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"please, for the fifth time miss, we don't give cavity searches in court and especially not for traffic tickets."
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Stenographer; " DAYUMMMMM!" said Judge David
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The defendant seems to be convincing ASS A WHOLE
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Kiss my ass!
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Stratching out after a though day
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Okay, okay...thanks for the show, but you will still need to be frisked.
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3/10 would not bang
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Thats where my keys were!
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Guilty for looking .... uh
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Can you imagine?
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OBJECTION!
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The judge was more than pleased with the strippergram his court reporter rented for him for his birthday.
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When you're losing the court...
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Show this to your Anaconda!
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Why yes your honor, I have the evidence right here.
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