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Your tax dollars at work
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Tux or no Tux you're not on the list and you're no getting in ...
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Well technically sir i am both black and white, put that in your dumb census
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We Have Decided, We Would Like 6 Fresh Squid And 3 Gluten Free Klondike Bars To Wash It Down.
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"Just sign right here sir"
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He was this big officer. Grey suit, big dorsel fin, he went that way.
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"I'm sorry, guys, but according to your contract you still have three more hours of looking adorable before you can leave for the day."
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WHADDOYEAH MEAN SUSHI IS OFF THE MENU?!!!!
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Some prankster at this zoo ordered a glacier.......is that your signature?
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Antarctica, huh? Sure -- you just make this right turn here and then . . .
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Ok here is how we are going to win the game...
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"Naw, I aint seent him befow."
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"See, it states right in your contract you WILL work with Mr. Popper."
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Could you direct me to Madagascar?
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Jesus Christ Henry, the numbers are all wrong
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When you get the bill and check to see if it's all legit
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Thats right Chilly Willy you havent paid taxes for the last 70 years so Uncle Sam gonna take it out of your feathery Ass!
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I did call ahead! Check you list again!
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Wow, Democrats really will stop at nothing to register as many small-brained voters as they can manipulate!
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So which one of these is going to be your plus one sir
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How about YOU doublecheck the the water temperature!
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Zippy couldn't believe he hadn't made the main cast list for Happy Feet 3. "Seal Casualty #3" sure wasn't going to get him his SAG card!
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Jehovah's Witnesses taking their 10%
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I swear, I called in for a reservation for three
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Now how would you rate that fish?
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One more splash and your in with the polar bears!
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WTF Rolf?! WHAT HAPPENED TO DESTINY'S PENGUINS? ... look what your doing to Ron..
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Watcha lookin' at...BISH?!!!
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I'm pretty sure I didn't order this "Penetrating Penguin Poopers" movie.
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I'm to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with WHAT?
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Did you tell him we have a reservation? Tell him we have a reservation!
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You misspelled penguin again, moron!
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"No. I haven't seen that penguin yet."
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Batman is on the guest list. Party of three.
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Nope. All wrong, I need you to re-inventory all the fish. Alphabetically this time…
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Happy Feet Auditions
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Hey, what are you looking at? I'll be right there. I gotta see what you are looking at.
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"To achieve flight, simply stand on your toes and flap your arms as shown in the diagram below"
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OK,so where should i sign
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You put this clipboard in my face like I can read stupid
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So what your saying is i'm not overweight?
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Is this a good diet for you ?
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Global warming petition, sigh here
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Penguin: (clears throat) "AAARFGLARRGEN" Man: "Incorrect... NEXT!"
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(clears throat)- "AAAAFLAAAC". Dude with clipboard "Next"
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I have never seen him in my life.
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"54.95 for a belly rub?!!! What a crock of bird shit!!"
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I want to be on the next flight to the north pole asap!
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Na Nigga, I aint seent him befoe.
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Sign here, and you will be replaced.
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