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So this man and woman were sitting on a bench and this duck walked up....
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No Baby's for this year out...
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"What are these two odd ducks doing sitting on my bench?"
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Relax... nobody knows we are here.... where did you say your husband worked? oh in a costume rental shop...
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I could care less about the red boots, I just can't believe you fucked him.
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Don't be sad, bird... you'll learn to fly someday...
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What are we gonna do dad, I'm all out of bread crumbs?
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Aflac really needs to stop.
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"... so they ran out of scarecrows, huh?
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I look like a douche in these red boots. Should have gone with the sneakers.
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Well, daughter, your new boyfriend is quite kinky...
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Fit in with your surroundings
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Butch and Rhonda knew something was fowl.
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No wonder he wears boots. Did you see the size of that pile he just left?
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Carol really wanted to throw her bread,but there were " please do not feed the birds" signs everywhere.
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"I don't know, Abby . . . three locals gone missing in the past week . . . I'm beginning to suspect fowl play."
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"When you said the Doves was playing at Glastonbury......"
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Gee wililekrs, that's such a great post!
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I like big posterior's and I cannot lie. / all your breadcrumbs are belong to me
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I wish he would head South with the rest of your family!
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I wish he would head South with the rest of your family for the winter
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Bird Watching definately isnt as fun as Bird Raping!!
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Hot chick is hot
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Excuse me miss but have you heard, about the bird......
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I'm hunting giant birds do you know were any are?
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HHIS I should have thohugt of that!
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Daddy... Wouldn't it be nice if we were *all* this balanced?
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Bill and Ginger needed a fool-proof plan if they ever hoped to escape from the Monster Bird's maximum security prison.
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Honey, there is a very important ritual we have to do before every clam dig...
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