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Where are you? .
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Someday, Pinky, this will all be MINE! MINE, MINE... ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHA! ▼
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"Hmmm....two ECUADORS and one is misspelled....idiot ass cartographers!!" ▼
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"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children"... ▼
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Why is "W wuz here" written all over this in crayon? ▼
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"It's mine... My precious..." ▼
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"So we're this whole thing right here?" ▼
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...and we shall call it... OBAMASTAN! ▼
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Let me see...how did Nicholas Cage do it... ▼
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Oh shit! Canada's north of us? ▼
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A little light reading material while I poo all over the Presidential seal ▼
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Oh wow, there really are only 50 states. ▼
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He gave up on Google Earth ▼
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"Ha! I can see Russia from MY house too!" ▼
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So which one is America again? ▼
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You Are Here ▼
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Where is afghanistan where is afghanistan... ▼
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I'm the president, bitch! I do what I want! Don't believe me? Watch, I'll take a shit right in in the oval-hey, look, a map! ▼
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So where is Germany? Hmm, maybe I should ask Justin Bieber! ▼
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I thought I saw Waldo... ▼
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Yup that place in the middle thats where Mommy said I was born ▼
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Is There A Zoom Function? ▼
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Hmm who to blow up now? ▼
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What the fuck is it,....... a jigsaw? ▼
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I want this, and this, and this, and that one. ▼
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I am right the world is flat!!! ▼
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Where the hell *is* Paraguay? ▼
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Where to invade? Hmmm... ▼
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Let's see if i can't see my home from here... they told me it was the white one ▼
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Crap, Syria is a country? I thought it was a Clooney movie. ▼
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"Own it. Own it. Own it. Own it. Hey Michelle do we own Peru?.... Own it." ▼
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...tomorrow...THE WORLD!! ▼
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I thought it was a globe... ▼
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Where else can we sell out weapons and keep them fighting? ▼
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Damn, where is that "You are Here" sticker when you need it?! ▼
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Carmen!!!!!I will find you bitch!!!! ▼
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Where's Narnia? ▼
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Where is Atlantis on this thing exactly? ▼
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ▼
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Hey Bill, Where the hell was I born again? ▼
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OOOOO now i get it.. THATS where I was born ▼
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"What to do, what to do?... So many countries. and too few B-52s.." ▼
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"This isn't how we played battleship in school" ▼
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Where on this map is "America"? ▼
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Damn. Wheres Waldo again? ▼
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Now that's an Obamanation ▼
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Where are we again? ▼
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I like this one...it's paint by numbers! ▼
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That's right, I can kick everyone of your asses! ▼
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So where the kfc at? ▼
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Now where the hell is our country. ▼
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Who to bomb next? ▼
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Oh so the earth is flat ▼
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I knew the world was Flat... WHERES WALDO??? ▼
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Someone get me a dart its time to find oil ▼
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Hmm. . . Where did they say the Iraq was again? ▼
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Google maps......not everyone knows about it. ▼
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Which political conflict do I interfere in now..? ▼
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You are here. ▼
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Christ Mr President..... throw the dart already..... the war aint gonna start itself. ▼
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Wait a minute ..... I thought the moon has nine continents. ▼
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Whoo hoo hoo! Silent but deadly. ▼
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"Where the hell is that 57th state?" ▼
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The capital of america? thats a hard one, i might have to google it. ▼
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Let's see......I know I was born somewhere on this map. ▼
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Lets see....If I was born here....wait... where the fuck was I born? ▼
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I never could get these Magic Eye tricks ▼
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Happy Birthday Barrack, treat her well! ▼
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Im concoring that shit ▼
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Wow, this map must be reeally old. I can't even find state #51 let alone #57. ▼
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The us own this shit. ▼
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Mom!!!,,,, wich one is mine again? ▼
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Fuck, maybe Kenya isn't one of the 57 states ▼
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I may not know a great deal about American history,the Constitution,economics,political science,or what common people need in their lives to live.But as long as I have this map,I know where the pot smokers are concentrated!Be afraid,be very afraid! ▼
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I thought you said he was finally house broken! He is about to shit on the rug again! ▼
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Hehe. The world looks like penises... ▼
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I definitely don't remember putting this here last night... what a night. ▼
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First the US, next THE WORLD!!!!!!! ▼
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Wheres the US again? ▼
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"Nice world. I'll take it!" ▼
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Where did you say the U.S. was again??? ▼
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"Honey.....this "risk" game board is confusing as hell." ▼
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Just think... a little more time and I can rule all of this, yay for me! ▼
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Sure the frame is nice, but it doesnt show where the fire exits are located. ▼
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Now that Im President I get to go to overseas places..... like Canada. ▼
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No no ... the upper left left mr president.....please just pick one sir...we have to post this birth certificate ASAP ▼
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Wow...Amazing.... So how did the photographer get this shot? ▼
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Hmmm... Nice golf course. How many holes is this thing? ▼
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I see my city ▼
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"so then you take a left...." ▼
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"You ... are ... here - X - OH! Now I get it." ▼
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"Let's see...where exactly are the ROLLING STONES going to perform next?" ▼
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"Kansas is spelled with a "K" and not a "C"...I'll be damned." ▼
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"Lets see. I have a world to run, where should I build the WORLD WIDE WHITE HOUSE?" ▼
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"To whom may I give back to first?" ▼
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Wait, this map wasn't here the last time I took a dump... ▼
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Hmmm, after taxes go up - where do I want to go on vacation to spend the money??? ▼
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Kenya? Oh, I see it now. ▼
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"Once I'm finished destroying the United States, I think I'll move on to..." ▼
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Obama frustrated with his language skills, shits on oval office floor - story at 11 ▼
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Why doesn't it label all the basketball courts on this piece of shit. And what's the USSR stand for? ▼
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The cowboy on the horse is set to attack! ▼
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I enjoy riding my horse! ▼
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George Washington was the last president who squat just like that... someone, get him a bowl! ▼
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Which continent shall I destroy first ▼
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Your Are Here ▼
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I was told if I unfocus my eyes I could see a pattern of something... still not seein' it. ▼
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Gel bakalÄ±m kÃ¼Ã§Ã¼k dÃ¼nyaaa !! ▼
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Just one more term - I would've had it ALL! Bitches! ▼
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"Listen guys is there any chance we can find a smaller BlackBerry? this thing is ridiculous" ▼
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"Hummm... What is the capital of Brazil? I guess it is Buenos Aires or Rio de Janeiro!" DOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! ▼
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I sure do miss my home country ▼
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Notice: He is looking directly at Africa, not at the United states... Maybe hes looking at his birthplace of Kenya... hmmm don't you have to be born here in the US to be president of the USA? ▼
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"oh that's where everybody wants me to go back to ....AFRICA!" rascist fail ▼
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For the last time...Yes I was born in Amer--oh, wait... ▼
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Obama: "I am staring at my birthplace, Kenya!" Loyal American Citizen: "GTFO!" ▼

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