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"Got something on your mind, Fred?"
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Still a better listener that my husband.
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Dear Diary, he tasted like chicken.
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Day 7,231: It still hasn't moved.
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I don't know what is more disrespectful, using his skull as a paperweight or his scrotum as a scrunchy.
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Bob's last words, I'm sitting right here until I understand women
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He asked for Head...
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Your article has a header...but its missing the body and a footer.
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Suspect maintains strange, almost eerie, silence.
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Dear ACME Medical Supply, I must complain about the delivery time on the cadaver that I ordered from your catalog.
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At least this man listens to me.
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By the power of Greyskull!
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Hi grandpa!
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Awww! You remind me of my future.
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The perfect man
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Charades: I won three in a row and you are still a-head
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To confess to the murder of my husband or not to confess to the murder of my husband...Nah
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Didn't i tell you this portrait is gonna take a little while
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Dear diary: Good news...we got rid of the head lice
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A little late to forge a suicide note
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I wonder if it tastes like chicken...
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So... what's your story?
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Not doing a Hamlet scene, it's just that this is what my boyfriends look like when I finally shut up.
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If only I'd been a little easier on him...
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"Oh grandpa, question #5 is 'how long does it take for earthworms to make a 2 ft. tunnel.'".
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Thank God he doesn't have nose, I farted juicy
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Fuck off
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I didn't think I was crazy enough to take his skin off and keep his skull
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That was the last time Johnny ever went to the principal's office.
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They may look nice, but every woman has skeletons in her closet
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You dirty bastard, you let me down
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Why can't all men listen as well as you?
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Why are people using this site not http://www.caption.me/ ?
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No deberÃas haber engañado en me
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Sorry I was gone for so long...
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Why couldn't you have signed the divorce papers my lawyer presented?
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Helen Keller posing with her bowling ball
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Sometimes i miss my husband...sometimes
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Love you , Bob
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Poor Fred was a lonely man, he had no body to call his own
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2spooky tbh fam
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Meanwhile in Darwins waiting room
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To be or not to be
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He's still giving me the silent treatment
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The pros and cons of skulls.
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That isn't the boner I was expecting...
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Why so stone-faced, my love?
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This woman is obsessed with head ....
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Jeffrey Dahmer submiting an item at the Antique Roadshow
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I'm getting second thoughts about killing my husband
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My pen pal sent me a cool paperweight, but he doesn't write to me anymore.
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Dear Diary, today I graduated Chef Lector's Culinary Academy.....no big deal really, after 4 semesters there were only 2 of us left
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Maybe if I pretend I'm writing, he might notice me
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Hey check out my james dean pose, quick, draw me baby!
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If train A leaves the station at 80 mph, and train B leaves the station at 65 mph, will Frank take me to prom next week?
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If I stand in line at the DMV, that's what I'll look like by the time I get called, next!
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Wondering if the skull body had a bog dick
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Whats in your head baby..tell me to write....!!
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The head bone's connected to the....
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Sometimes I miss my husband
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He said he was home alone
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Fck this right
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Oh lord I sharded but he can't smell it
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Test
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A representation of writer's block
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He answered " K " to my text.
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"Well, bonehead, looks like you won't be boning any more of my friends"
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Bitch is u serious? You just dug my as out of the fround to do a survey about hair gel?
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Medical school or beauty school?
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Should it have tassels or velvet?
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Should i give him head
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If only link took the weapon....
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I'm Horny
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It all began in 4 Privet Drive...
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If I only had a brain....
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Asd
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The first Antique Roadshow event bloopers reel
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Fuck you skull
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Dahmers mom making a grocery list
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Grandpa your skull has words on it...
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