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It's a living .
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Wait till night.. your bed will be wetter than this ▼
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Owl get you for this. ▼
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Get a job at Hogwarts they said. It'll be fun they said. ▼
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"Wet Hooters Contest" ▼
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How to clean your owl. Step 1: Spray thoroughly. Step 2: Ignore sad face. ▼
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How many licks bitch!!! Answer!!!! ▼
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Very well. Your death shall be slow and painful. ▼
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Self Controwl ▼
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A moist owlet ▼
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Don't forget that I'm wide awake while you sleep... ▼
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Just watering my owl. ▼
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Bloody muggles... ▼
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Do I look like I give two hoots ▼
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Who let the hose out , who , who , who who? ▼
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"This is the last As Seen on TV commercial I will ever do" ▼
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Don't care. Not moving. ▼
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When you're at a pool party and tell everyone you don't want to get wet. ▼
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And not a single fuck was given that day ▼
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Ninja owl, the ability to camoflage oneself as outdoor plants ▼
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Moist Owlet ▼
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Wet Hooter Contest ▼
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Dick move, John. ▼
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What. the. fuck. ▼
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I'm talon on you. ▼
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I keep telling you, I'm not a dirty bird.... ▼
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The cretin. I said 35 degrees celsius. This water is clearly 35.5 degrees. He will answer for this..... ▼
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"I flew south for this shit?!" ▼
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Now see if I tell you how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, ya dick. ▼
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No fucks given ▼
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Punishment for delivering parcels to the incorrect wizard: Death by hosing. ▼
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Hogwarts better be as hyped up as everyones making it out to be ▼
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When there's no hot water ▼
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Splash ▼
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Water proof feathers my ass ▼
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When told them i can't get wet cause of my makeup ▼
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Googled "spray on hooters". Not what I was looking for :-/ ▼
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Mondays... ▼
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Seriously? ▼
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Harry Potter is going to be mad about this ▼
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Unpleased owl is unpleased. ▼
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Damn it Jerry ! ▼
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You son of a bitch! I'm a Majestic Creature! ▼
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This is why owls should never ask for pool parties. ▼
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Im going to murder this guy ▼
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Enjoy it while you can, man... I'll poop your brand new car later! ▼
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I always enjoy spraying a hooter with my hose. ▼
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This owl was on Fiiiiirrrre -Alicia Keys ▼
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Kill me. ▼
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Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk ▼
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Who says I want to take a shower? ▼
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You know that amazing feeling you get when a human sprays you in the face with a hose? Yea neither do I... ▼
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I am not amused, foul human... NOT... AMUSED! ▼
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I will pee on you after this ▼
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Wet owl contest! ▼
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819 ▼
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FML ▼
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Dont forget behind the ears! ▼
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SOON... ▼
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Hijo de puta ▼
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Uff!! silly human practice ▼
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Can I live? ▼
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No Spray, No Lay! ▼
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Shit ▼
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You'll never make me talk. ▼
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Actually... I kinda like this ▼
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I'm a fucking owl. ▼
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I'm too OWL for this ▼
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I said bitches and hoes not HOSE!!! ▼
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If this is the nurse's idea of a bed bath, I'll remain dirty. ▼
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I meant Wet 'n Wild ▼
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For this, I shall sleep with your wife. ▼
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UNSATISFIED OWL WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF ▼
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Stop pooping in the fridge! ▼
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I said HO'S make me wet, not HOSE! ▼
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Holy water, yeah! -_- ▼
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RLY? ▼
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I hate Sundays. ▼
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O RLY??? ▼
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One more Duran groupie and ......grrrrr. ▼
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Wet Owl is not amused... and will claw your eyes off ▼
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Wake up Owl, it's time for work ▼
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This owl is gonna kill somebody someday. ▼
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:: I N S T R U C T I O N S :: 1- Point nozzle at Owl 2- Spray Owl vigorously with Owl-Repellent until Owl has been Repelled 3- Repeat if necessary =NO REFUNDS= ▼
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Tho he gave a hoot...noone cared to listen =/ ▼
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First counting licks to the center of a tooties pop now this? ▼
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When animals attack. ▼
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Just wait till you take these foot cuffs off. ▼
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Ha Ha Ha....what a hoot....laugh it up junior, you don't have a garage. ▼
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This rain stinks of human ▼
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Yes. ▼
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It didn't rub the lotion on its skin... ▼
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Mondays... ▼
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Owl don't give two hoots ▼
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Is this real right now? ▼
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Bitch, please. ▼
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Who likes being sprayed in the face?..Me! that's who who who ▼
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Owl kidding me?!?! ▼
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Just hang in there, it will be owlright ▼
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And so begins Owls water boarding punishment for killing Pooh and everyone else in the Hundred Acre Woods ▼
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I am going to kill you in your sleep! ▼
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Now I won't tell you whoooo hit your car! ▼
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Told me I could never make a bird wet... ▼
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First..... tk be sprayed.... oh man!! ▼
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This dude isnt going to think this is so funny next time he washes his pansy ass minivan ! ▼
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Although Hogwart's doesn't condone torture, the enhanced interrogation techniques employed on Khalid Sheikh Owl, led to the whereabouts of Lord Voldemort. ▼
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For fuck sake. ▼
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I said dont get me wet, so you get out the hose. I have a date tonight so you go turn on the water. Its in 15 minutes, and here we are, jackass ▼
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Momma always said I'd end up in hoot water. I raptor she wasn't right! Owlmost makes me wish she didn't die of a heron overdose. ▼
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I am about five seconds away from going Super Saiyan on your ass! ▼
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Soon... ▼
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Take showers. Fuck bitches. ▼
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Self Control. What it requires to make it in this world dominated by mindless idiots. ▼
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This guys......... what a jerk........ ▼
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WHARRGARBL ▼
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Just one of those days... ▼
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Well fuck me right? ▼
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"Take that, wise guy!" ▼
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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT TO MY CAR!! WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!! ▼
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Woodsy the owl doesn't give a hoot about bath-time. ▼
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Wrath..... soon you shall experience it. ▼
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If only my bed time was 30 minutes later. I would owl your ass ▼
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Not one fucking word... ▼
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I like turtles ▼
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Me killing you is going to be a hoot... ▼
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I hate my life ▼
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"No reach around either....Asshole!!" ▼
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Waking up the owl ▼
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When morning coffee is not enough... ▼
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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine... *disgusted grumbling* ▼
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I told you, I'm not moving! ▼
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This sums up all of parenthood into one picture. ▼
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When they're wanting me to do the social.... ▼
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Wise, old, owl? Still dumb enough to roll in shit! ▼
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Wubba lubba dub dub ▼
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"You think this will stop me? You only make my hate stronger." ▼
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....payback is a bitch! ▼
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This the life of a celebrity. Primping, primping, and primping. This Harry Potter movie is for the birds! ▼
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I just love watering my tomato plants . . . . . aw shit . . . . . . ▼
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Just Watering the owl... ▼
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Okay mister here comes a big p-hooooot right in your kisser...swallow that! ▼
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"If only this were Sesame Street....." ▼
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"You realize this means war. Owl will bring even more friends to poop on your car." ▼
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OWL: "You chickenshit." ▼
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You guys are jerks... By the way, "I will end you" is my favourite so far. ▼
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Of course you realize, THIS means war! ▼
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Thank God I don't have Alzheimer's, How would I be able to keep up with my garden? ▼
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Wet Wisdom! ▼
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"Get out. Just go. Now." ▼
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I see you laughing over there ▼
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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I ASK YOU?!?! HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?!?!?! I WANT ANSWERS! ▼
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ▼
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" you tryin to ruffle my feathers ,fucktard" ▼
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Taco me crazy ▼
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I don't care anymore! Just do it! ▼
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Hmmmm... ▼
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I never should have answered that ad. ▼
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"Why the f*** is this bafoon jizzing all over me?" ▼
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...this is the worst part of my day. ▼
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You water my body I kill your family ▼
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I said "Hoot!" not "Shoot!" ▼
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You just wait bro, its my turn next. ▼
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Wait... is that a man with a very "interesting" ring? Or a very hairy woman? ▼
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Owl: "Like OMG, can you wash deez"? Man: "Wash what"? Owl: "DEEZ NUTTS"!!!! ▼
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I'm not moving! ▼
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I swear to God if you squirt me with tha........your a dick! ▼
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Life's a b*tch! ▼
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What the motha fuckin bitch?! ohhh helllllll nah!!!!! ▼
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I like to be kissed before i get fucked. ▼
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So this is why Sirus Blacks Owl bit Harry... ▼
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Thats right thats the spot. spray right there. thats where all the bloody lice are. ▼
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Fml ▼
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Why senile women should not own pet Owls. ▼
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WHAT? JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT A GIRL!! SHIT I LOST THE BET!! ▼
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Why is this not hot? ▼
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Meh ▼
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In about 5 seconds your gone loose those damn fingers........Cut the Crap ▼
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I will end you. ▼
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I told you I don't want to get baptized just yet. ▼
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Free Wet Owl !! ▼
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"Wrong! The answer was 1492. And now for your forfeit." ▼
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Who gives a hoot if I smell =_= ▼
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LOOK MR DRIP, STAY TRIGGER HAPPY FOR TWO MORE SECONDS AND WE WILL SEE WHO'S GOT WHO'S EYES TONIGHT! ▼
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Damn I wish I got the part of Hedwig. ▼
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You can f*** off with your squirty thing. This is my f***ing branch. ▼
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FUCK YOU ▼
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I. Love. Summer. ▼
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It's hooting time tonight you %$#@^&%$#%@! ▼
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WHO the fuck do you think you are? ▼
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Take that you fugly owl bicht! ▼
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Somebody had to wash off the stink from the hippy. ▼
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At least your not a nigger. ▼

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