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My nipples are sore and so is my pussy.
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When you're going through a midlife crisis
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SINGING: "I wish that I had JESSIE's GIRL..you know I wish that I had JESSIE's girl...where can I find her, a mistress like that!..."
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It was get 2 nipples pierced and get a free hairless cat day... id be an idiot if i didn't do it.
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Meet the new face of terror
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Who you calling fat, you ugly bitch?!!
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"Mr. Bond I really wasn´t expecting you"
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DON'T WE, MR. BIGGLESWORTH?!
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"Jesus Christ Randy! Three Rum N Cokes and you're f-ing s--tfaced!"
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How much cost to have my wife neutered?
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Make fat Jesus another sandwich! Or to hell with you!
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It pleases me to see my fans here today.
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"Want to see what else I can pull out of my bellybutton?"
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I hate when we do this. He makes me feel bad because he has more chest hair than me...
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Look Abdul, if you're going to dress like that,open sesame is not going to work with me.
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The strangest rehearsal of "Cats" I've ever seen.
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Reason 5624 why white women run to black men
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AKMAR WAS SO CLOSE IN HIS REDITION TO THE REMAKE OF ''JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR''. HE HAD HIS BIGGEST 'FAN' BUT WAS OVER THE TOP WITH THE 'TIT'-ILLATING CHEST KNOCKERS SO HE JUST "PUSSED-OUT''
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It could be better..
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"Well she was drunk and..."
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It was either this or get beheaded.
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I swear!! After I found out Gillette razors have "smooth" cutting edges, I tried them out on the cat and I, and would you believe it, these nipple rings appeared. Go figure!
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Arabian christmas production
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Seik Nipple Rings sings the song of his people.
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Iron Sheik has a son
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So, this is the new me. You can like it or love it.
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And i sayith unto you child, go fourth and have cats
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"Arabian nights. Like Arabian days. More often than not, Are hotter than hot. In a lot of good ways." Abby Lee from Dance Moms, "One more time from the top or we'll never make it to Broadway!"
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Now I can go as Santa, or Jester or Shiek, but the cat has to pick his own costume.
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"I can't believe I ate the whole Bin Laden"
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"I am Sheik Barbell, and this is my cat Prince Albert."
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Chad Gaffney isn't just a fat cat, he collects them!
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Those nipples... they're looking at me...
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"The Prince of Persia settled down"
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SINGS "Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali of ......"
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"George, going as the Iron Sheik in the Nativity scene with a bald cat - isn't my idea of Christmas."
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The newly announced , bond villain, left allot to be expected
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Nipple rings and a hairless pussy - what more could you ask for?? Dude's got it going on !!!
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Tell me again, from the start... Why do you have a towel on your head?
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-your stench. -oh, it's the fan....-what was that?....-it was the cat, I swear it...
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Interviewer: Now tell me again, why do you have more hair than your cat?
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Bald pussy and pierced nipple
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Erma struggles to tell Vanya what whe thinks of his new concept for Fiddler on the Roof
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21st Century Jesus
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