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MmmM I'm about to do to you what I did to napster.
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Enter sandman was written about rape... This rape
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Bill the kiss is fine, but the r
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"Sleep with one eye open..."
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Lars: were pregnant.
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Psst! I'm suing our fans again...
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Its like the prison showers all over again
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As they say, being bandmates for so long is like being married to one another: "Now, you have a nice day at work while I take the kids to school hun. Mwah!"
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Maybe we should just be friends...
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You be Jesse James, and I'll be Sandra Bullock.
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We're off to Never Never Land!!!
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"Can you not"
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Surprise! Buttsecks!
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Lars...you promised you wouldn't come out until after the band split...
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Get your freaking mouth out of my ear
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Lars wants to show James that he has "some kind of monster."
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Another matallica tour is coming up...
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Remember me outside of these bars Lenny.
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You better sleep with one eye open... Girl, imma clutch your pillow tight.
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"So hold me, until it sleeps..."
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After nearly 30 years, James Hetfield regrets the decision of kicking Dave Mustaine out of Metallica...
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Mmmmmm....is that Old Spice you're wearing?
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I'M A LOVERMAN!
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Wrench me Jesus
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I told you, you look cute with short hair.
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Now Lars falls under the category UNFORGIVEN.
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When you offered to kiss me I said 'no way!' , not 'im gay'!
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It ain't my Bitch
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I may not be Bond Scott, but you aint Jesus Christ . Your music sounds like razor blades in a blenda.
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Guess where my other hand is.
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Thanks for making my musical dreams come true by making an album with Lou Reed. Love ya bra!
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So close, no matter how far, couldn't be much more from the heart, forever trusting who we are, and nothing else matters...
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Lars, im going to have to tell my wife about this...
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DO NOT WANT
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Our babies are born!
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James...it's ok...George Thorogood will hang out tomorrow night....
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It's...it's ok buddy! Here...want me to give you a hand jig?
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Now that I'm sober, this just feels Weird!
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And then james thought "some one needs to lock us in a studio, with cocaine and jack daniels so we can make one good album in the next decade"
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Our shirts are the same color as the background! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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I had no idea this is what you meant when you said you wanted to lip sync w/ me.
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This just in...Bluto comes out! Details at 11.
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Lars: you nailed that guitar solo, james... now come back to the metallica tour bus,,, so i can nail you
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You don't say.... well I swan.
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"Ha ha ha ha, zerbert!"
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Guy on left: I had fun last night guy on right: i dont wanna talk about it....
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Stop kissing me and go sue napster
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Gay
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Fuck! i knew he was gay!
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World's most inappropriate siamese twins.
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Can you hear me now? Good.
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It's actually blood and semen
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STOP IT! You REALLY hurt my feelings and I'm NOT forgiving you...
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Stop it! you're spoiling my image
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He has got an image of jesus on his arm, thats gay!
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Let's go kill some niggers!!!!
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