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"....I swear to god I'm going to beat her over the head with this."
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I always thought you're acting was wooden
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Ha! Mine was crystal and yours is just plastic!
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Yo Sandra, I'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but Avatar was one of the best films of all time. One of the best films of all time!
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I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm still not touching you
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I'll get you my Pretty and your little award too!
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Come onnnn.. pull it!
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"Quit pointing that finger at me or this award is going where every producer in Hollywood's been, right up your ass!"
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Heyyyy I know youuuuuu.
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Punked!
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I heard that fart!
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"Congratulations on the Razzie!"
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April Fool!
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TOLD YOU there was superglue on the trophy...
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Hey, pull my finger!
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Yeah, well, you ain't got shit on me! 13 academy nominations, 2 wins, bitch! That's a record! I'm the man up in this piece! So go add that to your razzie, ms. James!
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I saw you peeing...
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Told ya so.. told ya so .. told ya told ya told ya so!
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Remember where this finger went??
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Sandra Bullock about to lose it in 3...2...1
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If you tell your father, I'll tell him about your sibling sex tape...
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Not an Oscar.
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Ha! I have superglued the base of that award your holding...the jokes on you!
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I warned you that laziness and age would pack on the pounds, you pretentious bitch.
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I told you he was fooling around!!!
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That award is cover in box jellyfish venom
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Ahaha! You won now you owe me a million dollars give it up sister. Oh shit!
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YOU ! again.... Go bother someone else, crazy bitch
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Again?!?!?!?!
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Nerd
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Is he 'different'?, 'cause there's about to be a cat fight, and he's all calm about it ;)
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Meryl: "Neener Neener Neener, You're husbands a cheater" Sandra: *Sighs*
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That ta-too bitch wasnt the only one Jessy wasb doing
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I know what you did in the first grade......poor turtle
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'I can see BOOOOOTOOOOOOX.'
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"You bet your ass I can still make in front of a camera better than you!"
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"You bet your lily white ass I can still make out in front of a camera better than you!!"
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"Why don't you sniff your hubby's motorcycle seat and then tell me I wasn't on it."
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Tauntin
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OMG, Not this bitch again. HARRY POTTER IS OVER!!!
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Bitch!
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Oh yea? How many Oscars you got bitch?
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I fucked your dad!
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"What a wovely little, double chin"
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Bitch, you is about to lose your hair.
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" I just finished riding , Mr. Jessie James , like a termite in a broom factory ."
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GUESS WHERE I HAD MY FINGER ?
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Wanna remember Jesse? Smell this finger!
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HAHA, I banged your husband too.
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You're gonna lick my cunt clean bitch!
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Who da man? You da man!
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I know your little secret...ha ha... you're not miss congeniality are you!! Sandra:No wha- i knew it..ha she's a fraud1
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You're not only miss congeniality you're always miss congenital warts.
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NO WAY..It looks so real
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I got that pic of you without your make-up. Yeas She's a man!
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"Whose husband cheated on them.......oh yeah you, FAIL"
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I told you your marriage wouldn't last from the beginning!
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You smelt it, you dealt it
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You are a slutty bitch who loves to eat cum out of crack head hookers cunts!!!
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You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la
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Hey look two ugly overrated old Hollywood whores
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Bitch you got a black baby and kicked your husband Jesse James out......Your black baby has white parents and still don't have a daddy
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I told you my paunch was real!
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NEENER NEENER NEEEENER! Soooo remember ealier when I said I had a secret and I needed to get it out...well did you just smell the inside of this award? YOU'RE SUCH A WINNER!
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Meryl is teasing Sandra about her yeast infection.
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Take that you pussy bitch!
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I fucked your husband you dumb nigger fucking CUNT!!!
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