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"O.K., dude....next time we don't burn the poppy plants..... farmers gotta making a livin' too!"
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"Dude...this flute isn't working"
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Yo, my alcoholic neighbor had to blow one of these to start his Prius, not surprised they're putting them on "flyin' carpets".
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I was gonna kill bin-Laden, but I got high. I could've become very famous, but I got high. Now the NAVY SEALs got him, and I know why! Why man? Yeah-hey! Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, because I got hiiiiiigh, la da da, da, dadada.
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"...and, and, like, I'm a peaceful person and,...I mean, I'm all up in peace, you know, but these, these fuckers-" "Dude, shut the fuck up. That dude over there just turned into a camel."
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Dude....I don't feel anything yet. That's because it's just tobacco you dumb ass.
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You got perty lips Francis
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OMFG...................... wtf are we doing way out here maaaan?
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Soldier without glasses: "mm yeah work that pipe"
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Dude, Don't Bogart it!
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Guns and hookas. Where do I sign up?
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And thats why you cant join the military if you have asthma
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In the army, we learn to suck it up.
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Worst snake charmers EVER
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I got 5 on it let's go half on a sack.
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"Do it for your country, man!"
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Dear mom, the endless fighting and killing is taking its toll on the platoon. Im just hanging on each day. Oh..... please send more cookies. Your son, Bill Clinton.
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MMMMMMMMMMM Shisha, i wonder why so many people think this is drugs? its only flavored tabaco
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Arabic karaoke rules!!!
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Heh heh heh... just like siphoning gas out of the gas tank....yuk yuk yuk!
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Puff, puff, pass, nigga!
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Jo, Pablo, Check out those americans.
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NO WONDER THESE GUYS HAVE NEVER SURRENDERED TO A SUPERPOWER IN HISTORY.
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Standard recognition procedure. Pass along soldier
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WTF is the army dude doing with a air hose in his mouth?!
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Hookah Nazi - "NO HOOKAH FOR YOU!!!"
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Sarge, you sure this is the way to call in a mosque strike?
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I don't get it, Sergeant. I fell like I want McDonald's MORE!
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FEEEL! arrghh. I meant feel.
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That's not a hookah, sir...
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Josh Hartnett and Anthony Michael Hall performing a scene from Sixteen Candles 2: Burned out.
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Uh....dude.....you can stop blowing in it, it's not a flute.
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Well we certainly know one war the marines didn't show up for.
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Soldier relaxing medicine
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Duuuude, if this pic hits the net we are so screeewed.
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Come on Billy-Bob - let's show them how WE blow things up!
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Mmmm Your lips sizzle like a hookah mentor
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Hookah Time
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Let me play you the song of your people!
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Lets split , Robert . The guy over there told me these thngs were anal thermometers !
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I love how we get paid to smoke opium on taxpayers dollars :)
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These canned farts taste like shit!
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"What we have in America is better."
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**guy in corner watching** WAIT FOR IT...WAAIIIT FOR IIIIIT...BOOYAH HALLUCINATION TIME STARTS! I love this part pftahahaha
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You should suck my cock like that later bro!
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DUDE .....WHERES MY CAR ?
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Wait wait wait! 'This one goes in your mouth, that one goes in your butt.'
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I have been waiting 6 years to smoke this right
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Tastes like the chronic...but it ain't!
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"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it."
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I am going to shoot you in the face after this.
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"Oh yeah. Suck it like you mean it!"
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You DO realise thats an anul thermometor?
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