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I know I said lifting weights was like coming with a woman but I didn't think it would get me pregnant
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Hey, I'm going to have sex with this..
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Remember when I told you I would keeel you last? I lied...
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Get to ze dollhaus!
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Yes, I eat one of these each day.
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Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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This iz an action figure you idiot..
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Show me on the doll where he touched you.
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Breastfeeding is still the best for babies.
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YAAA new wife neva say no to ahnold
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"I pick things up und Put zem Down!"
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I hold the little doll, like this....UND THEN I CRUSH IT!
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Here is my trophy, und dat is my houseplant -- OH, und DIS -- dis is my little Suuuuzie.
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Even I con be a Girly-Man sometimes.....
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Before becoming governor of California, and in between movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger indulged his hobby of carving dolls out of soap
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The bad man touch me there sir
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This is how we get the steroids into the country...
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"When I play with dolls, sometimes I pass out. Most people quit when they pass out, but when I wake up, I just keep playing with the dolls."
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My wife has had a small amount of plastic surgery, but i still think she's a doll
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Real men play with dolls
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Who's your daddy, and what does he do?
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(in accent) Now you know what girley man means.
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DAAAA! Its the dollinator!
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"Ya I had this doll ever since i was a young boy"
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Arnold's first photo shoot.
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Excuse me.. A little privacy please?
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Oh Arnold, you fuck anything!
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And you elected him, MERICA!
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I'm gonna fuck the living shit out of this slut!
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I'm going to pump you up., then fuck you
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Do u like my fuck buddy???
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Bruce Jenner, 1976.
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' ..... oh.. umha.. umha...... you've caught me at a bad time.'
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Uhm... I can explain!
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75 % protein doll.
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I'm going to Pump.....you up
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I CAN EAT BABBY?!
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On the doll now. Were did they touch you?
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I'll Be Back !!!
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It turns out that maria schriver was the SECOND creepiest woman Arnold had sex with
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I know how turn you on, this swich on your back
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She wasn't too bad, but "i'll be back"
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Missshhhh you mommy....
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Check out my girlfriend
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And you thought YOU were manly...
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I will show you on the doll where I will touch you.
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"Marybelle, this is Guy-who-knows-how-to-keep-his-f#@&ing-mouth-shut. Guy-who-knows-how-to-keep-his-f#@&ing-mouth-shut, this is Marybelle..."
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"I'm going to pretend like it's you and shove it in my man boobs then crush it with these flabby pecs."
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...Nehxt, yu muhst get de female gohing. So, wit ur tumb begin muving in a cicularah motion, like dis...
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It's not a Tuma... it's my Twin
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Her vagina too small!
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You don't like muscles?!! You don't like dolls?!! Well what do you like? :)
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I love redheads
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How much protein does this have?
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DIY Voodoo Doll
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Arnold and Nancy in Sacramento
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T'aime mieux sa?
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This is waht I looked like befoah ze steroads
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I haz bigger boobs them my momy
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"I'll be back..."
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Just the tip....
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ( conan the barbarian)
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Toys for big boys
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New lolita doll from Austria...now also with authentic muscles
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I've really always wanted to be a girl so, I over came it through weight lifting
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"Come on baby, you know you're the girl of my dreams."
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Who you callin' a girlie man?
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One day Ill be the motherfucking Gov of California.
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If it bleeds, we can kill it!
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Just call me the Expresinator
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This doll looks scared sh*tless
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Is that a swingline?
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UltiMAN
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Hah, GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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Arnold want a real baby doll from wife!
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I want to pump..(clap then point finger) you up !
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RAWL! IT'Z JUST WHAT I WANTED MOMMY! NOW I CAN PLAY TEA HOUSE WITH MY FRIENDS RAWL!
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So i still like to play with dolls. u (flexes muscle) got a problem with it?
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Man... I wish this was your daughter. Want to watch me fuck it while I pretend it is?
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"The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure."
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Oh Yeas...i scream political figure....
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