<
>
Share on Tumblr
By
racketo
•
25 months ago
•
Embed
•
Permalink
•
Source
•
Clear
Embed & Share
Permalink to captioned picture page
•
View
Direct picture link
•
View
Embed on your website
<a href="http://www.captionthis.org/c/2441"><img src="http://www.captionthis.org/p/12361/2441.jpg"></a>
Share on Tumblr
<
>
Log in
to skip this verification and start captioning with your username.
Hide
+
-1
-
" I'f you don't hurt me...I won't hurt YOU!"
.
+
0
-
***BRAZZERS****
▼
+
0
-
"See, you put a quarter in, yank on the tail, and out falls a handful of malted milk balls"
▼
+
35
-
Does this makes me gay?
▼
+
5
-
Dare me to pull?
▼
+
4
-
The tourist is still alive ,i can feel him moving
▼
+
3
-
I'm telling you John, the guy said to just insert the coins and then talk in to the end of this thing.
▼
+
2
-
Driver: "Now I dare you to say, 'I killed Mufasa!'"
▼
+
2
-
You know the boss man was kidding when he put this on the schedule right?
▼
+
2
-
"See....if you tickle the nutsack, the lion calms down."
▼
+
2
-
Oh God no call 911.......its Blind Bob trying to start the lawnmower again.
▼
+
1
-
Feed the parking meter
▼
+
1
-
Wanna try?
▼
+
1
-
He was lucky she wasnt looking
▼
+
0
-
Honey look pezz.
▼
+
0
-
"alright see these, these are balls ..... probably not used to seeing em' at this angle, they are usually in your mouth"
▼
+
0
-
Just put the entrence fee right hear, then you can enter the park
▼
+
0
-
THAT'S where i put my car keys...
▼
+
0
-
Oh yeah...that's the spot!
▼
+
0
-
Now Cough!
▼
+
0
-
"Is this really worth the free food?"
▼
+
0
-
...and that's how you check a giant pussy for deseases
▼
+
0
-
I have NO IDEA what I'm doing after I drink tequila
▼
+
0
-
Lions on the DL. The jungle epidemic. Tonight at 10 a live report
▼
+
0
-
Cradle the balls.. stroke the shaft.. swallow the gravy
▼
+
0
-
Oh, God, Melinda, don't look. That's right, just gaze out at the serengeti...Jesus, I know that prostate health is important, but this is so damn degrading. You'd think by now they'd have figured out an easier way to- WHOACOLDHANDS!!!
▼
+
-1
-
This Lions Nuts! Grab em!
▼
+
-1
-
TSA at work!
▼
+
-1
-
Tickle tickle.
▼
+
-1
-
-what are you doing...? -aw i just want to suck his nuts...but they are too big... :(
▼
+
-1
-
Hey, a cellphone!
▼
+
-1
-
My turn.
▼
+
-1
-
Listen, bitch, maybe, just maybe if YOU did this then maybe I WOULD come to bed earlier.
▼
+
-1
-
See why she don't call him the King of Beasts now, Wilbur ?
▼
+
-1
-
Nothing to see here, ball gazer.
▼
+
-1
-
"Turn around Sarah, I swear that's the male." "Im not falling for that again Jake, know this is the female and you tied a fur coat on her and stuffed a sock with walnuts into her butt again, and I'm gonna prove it!"
▼
+
-1
-
Damn kitty ate my carkeys again
▼
+
-1
-
I wish She'd quit telling everyone I have no balls - fucking lezzy
▼
+
-1
-
You just grab the left one and give it a pinch like this, he's putty in your hands.
▼
+
-1
-
You may feel a little pressure...
▼
+
-1
-
I found the missing puzzle peice.
▼
+
-1
-
Hey these are biger than mine
▼
+
-1
-
Deep in conversation, Tabitha didn't realize she shoved a treat in the wrong end.
▼
+
-1
-
You hungry?
▼
+
-1
-
"Look John, Tupac had bigger balls than Snoop Lion here. Bawhahaha"
▼
+
-1
-
AHHWHOOOOGAAAA!
▼
+
-1
-
Ugh! i cant believe your letting that human touch yours balls and i thought i was kinky- Lioness hey, heyy! he said i can be on T.V. come on baby its for the pride were gonna be on Discovery channel-Lion
▼
+
-1
-
No, Jim... you FEED the lion and the push mower is started by... you know what? You'll figure it out.
▼
+
-1
-
Hey Joe! Wanna see an instant funeral?
▼
+
-1
-
Suicide. The hard way.
▼
+
-1
-
First, a thorn in your foot, and now this???
▼
+
-1
-
Regular or Plus?
▼
+
-2
-
What's it take to bcoeme a sublime expounder of prose like yourself?
▼
+
-2
-
This the ultimate way to control an animal. I guarantee he's not going to move at all.
▼
+
-2
-
Wrong, Bob. i said catch that tiger by the tail.
▼
+
-2
-
Yeah, that's so... MMM.. huge!
▼
+
-2
-
Oh, come here kitty, kitty - you have some litter stuck to your butt
▼
+
-2
-
Ok....now cough !!!
▼
+
-2
-
Is this where the coins go in?
▼
+
-2
-
No wining and dining, no lube. Ranger Bob was all business.
▼
+
-2
-
Feed The Lion
▼
+
-2
-
Grroooaaar... Is he touching my tralala ?
▼
+
-2
-
You can suck these nuts nigga
▼
+
-2
-
Okay, now I'm gonna drive about a quarter mile that way... No, no! You'll be fine! Trust me, we all had to do this
▼
+
-2
-
No you cant have a turn
▼
+
-2
-
Now cough.
▼
+
-3
-
Wrong Hole! Aaaaah!!!
▼
+
-3
-
I Call This Poop Control
▼
+
-3
-
You think anyone will believe this Tweet?
▼
+
-3
-
Hey bob, look at these fellas!
▼
+
-4
-
We harvest our truck nuts directly from lions.
▼
Load more
Back to Top
Facebook
Captionthis.org does not post anything on your facebook user's wall/status!
Sign up
Name
Email Address
Password
Log in
Facebook
Captionthis.org does not post anything on your facebook user's wall/status!
Log in with email
Email Address
Password
Recover password
Email Address
Log in
