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Dude: oh my gawd, mmmmmmmmmm, im so horny, mmmmmmmm
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"Did she step on my precious TEXAS INSTRUMENT? Its ok, I will protect you"
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And so Andy goes with math, the less complex of the two.
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HOLD ON. CALCULATING CHANCES OF SUCCESS.
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Once again, Martin had tricked his math tutor into playing "Strip Calculus"
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The G spot is not a key on your calculator Tim.
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Watch this! if I punch in 58008 and you turn it upside down, it spells Boobs!
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Not now, bitch. SCIENCE!
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Don't worry, I won't let her touch you.
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FUCK OFF BITCH I'M DOING SCIENCE
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GTFO bitch, I'm doing MATH
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Wait, that's not what you meant by "Integrating your natural log" ?
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I don't care if the batteries in your vibrator are dead your not getting mine ....
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NOT NOW BITCH I'M ON THE CALCULATOR
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Calculingus
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Bill gates: college years
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Its so cold in here, can i have my sweater back
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Meanwhile, in the engineering dorm
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Just a sec. I'm figuring up the tip.
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I don't care if you're reading 50 Shades of Grey, you can't have my batteries.
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One second, i know this has a vibrate button somewhere...
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I'm sorry babe I just can't do that to her. We've been together since the seventh grade.
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PLEASE MARTIN, just unlock the door and let me go and I promise I won't call the cops!
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Bitch i got math homework.
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€œif my calculations are correct... I'm getting laid tonight.â€
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Wait if i press 8008 it looks like boob
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Oh thank God your here hun, could you run to the store and get me some batteries?
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"What are the odds of me getting laid right now?"
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ENGINEER
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"baby look at me..." Honey I told you, you get loven Mondays, Wedendays, and fridays, right not its my snuggle buttons time..."
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My calculator will protect MY VIRGINITY
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''Type in 58008, now turn it upside down, now look at me........ TA DA!!!''
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Calculate the circumfrence of my boobs quick
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So if we minus our clothes and divide your legs maybe we'll multiply!
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Chill, I'm busy
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Mmmmm, nothing better than calculingus!
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R u even listenin
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Hey big boy, could I play with your western instrument?
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Hey! Young and willing here, so quit kissing your calculator and kiss me
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I'm calculating the chances to get that superglue off you
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I said, "I needed to solve my pi (Ï€) problems."! Get your mind outta the gutter!
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The new Texas instruments scientific calculator prototype B, virgin for life!
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Pleeeeeeease Michael, Just pretend I'm not your sister for just 10 minutes PLEEEEEEEEEAASE!!!!
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No honey, I said I need some TIPS for using the calculator!
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Oh math, only you understand me
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GTFO BITCH! I'm calculating...
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"You still have to pay me ya know, even if all you did was play with your thingy ma bob!
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Hello? Where is my money?
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Geeks
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Girls this hot should be under license...
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You play with your calculator more than you play with me
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Avril, could you go now, please? I have a trigonometry test next week that I have to study for.
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No matter how much you add, subtract, multiply or divide it, having sex with your sister is always wrong; just like dividing by zero.
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Priorites. You're doing it wrong!
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DUDE!!!!!! I'm naked!!!!
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Please go away I like men.........
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Why the hell does my calculator smell like butthole. JENNY!! Yes master?
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GTFO BITCH IM DOIN MATH
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Hey, I'm busy. Cock ya later.
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Before or after?.......
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Guy: Seriously, who puts superglue on their boobs?
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What has that calculator got that I haven't?!
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"Gerald, you forgot to calculate the matrix again. And remember, you have to go down to get to PI."
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This isn't what I meant when I asked you if you wanted some pie(Ï€)!
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"Is now a good time to tell her I'm really a robot?"
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I love my calculator, stay away from us
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If it's 50 bucks a pop, twice a day, 7 days a week....the tip would come to....UMM.....
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I don't need you, I can type 58008 and turn the calculator upside, down..
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Ur really choosing the calculator over me?!?!?!?!
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Well we have a gay and a horny college girl.
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HEY I REALLY DID SAVE15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO
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Really??? REALLY??????
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Look i can write boobies on the calculator
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Its ok calculator, mean old female wont bother us anymoore
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For hour $99, then for a day....................
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"Dear! Go away, I'm busy!"
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A bad time to be caught mathturbating
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"I don't know what's wrong.I was fine when I thought you were my sister.YOUR MY SISTER!!!!"
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Priorities.
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80085
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Wait, Wait... First let me tweet the Science club and Chess club about ur chest.
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Can your Calculator moan like this Tim?
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Hey, Andy can you uuhhmmmm..... not tell mom about this?!
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I'll do ANYTHING if you just let ME try it once
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Chad had rather play with his graphic calculator that his wife.
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Regis one is for slapping me, this is for kissing me
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Math. Not even once.
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"I told you not to drink and derive Tim."
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I showed you mine, now erase that off the phone and show me yours.
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The purpose of the calculator is to prevent him from looking.
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HYPNOCALCULATOR SAYS DONT LOOK BEHIND.
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Hold out ... wait, i am going to practtice my sexy make out moves with the calculator before on you. Since you both have a vibrator
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I hear next years model come with both holes.
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*Turn around* Surprise! Threesome time
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Save me calculator!
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But sir, you called for the "Special" room service.
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I trade a little ass for that fancy garage door opens of yours , Willard .
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Your going to have to guess, this calculator doesn't have a converter to inches
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And not a single fuck was given
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Why is he tapping that, when he could be tapping that on the right?
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GTFO I'm doing calculus.
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The solid black blouse is in the hamper. It got polka dots on it somehow.
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CALC or GTFO
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Nerd!
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I didn't know this was going to be a threesome...
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Homeo and Juliet
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''I'LL TRADE YOU TWO TITS IF YOU LET ME BORROW YOUR CALCULATOR TO BALANCE MY FREAKIN' CHECKBOOK!!!
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UM NOW THAT YOU STOLE MY SHIRT AND PHONE CAN I GO HOME NOW
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My calculator loves me, YOU FILTHY WHORE NIGGER CUNT SWAGGER GARBAGE ASS PIECE OF MEXICAN JAILBAIT!
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Sweet sweet ti83, you are my only love
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Are you going to do my homework or what?
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All you ever do is touch your calculator, it is like I am an invisible number or something.
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I only have two buttons, I am easy enough for you.
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Sorry, sweetie, I need to pay more attention to making a mathematical model to save our big ball, mother Earth, from a man-made catastrophe than to your balls
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Calculator you slut
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Hey is barbs!
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SCIENCE!!
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Don't be shy
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Now meet modern Saudi family: 1st and beloved wife: TI-84 Plus, she shares with you the most special and challenging moments of you life, 2nd wife Fatima: cleaning, cooking, laundry...
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My Ti 89 is so sexy I could just.... are you cold?!
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Honey..what's the size..
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According to my calculations, you still owe me 2 lap dances, 4 bjs, and an eternity of fetish sex. take off the jogging pants, bitch!
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Lick it and stick it!
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Love: You make the calculations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But you liked the other guys breasts so, I...thought..
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FOREVER ALONE!
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Apparently he'd rather spell "BOOBS" on his calculator than play with his girlfriends'.
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Look Tom, it's not really THAT small. I said lets get a ruler to measure it. Not a calculator.
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"I told you today was a bad day!"
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You know how I know your gay?
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GTFO I am hugging it.
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He's licking the wrong thing.
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Ntgj
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I'll show you my boobs if you let me have the calculator. Not enough. Show me more.
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO CALCULATE THAT WE HAVE NOT HAD SEX YET?
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Yes, I know I said come over for to tutor me. Its called a euphemism.
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It was at that time that Jeffory embraced his girlfriend's computng fetish, just to get her in the sack.
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Ok, so your magic machine made my shirt disappear... can it make you straight??
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"Darling, I think you should put your glasses back on . . ."
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I'm GAY!!!!!
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No I meant lick THESE... not your calculator!
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U r doing it wrong.
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GIMME BACK MY CLOTHES NERD
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Yeah but I know how to push these buttons.
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Come on Rainman, You can even touch them, see, I do
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Alright, just let me tape the calculator to your face and we'll do it.
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At least my calculator doesn't care if i cry after i upload RAM!
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LOL, OK. I'm coming. Just one more word problem.
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" how we going to watch a porno on this ? i can hardly see the screen ! "
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YESSSS !!! a universal remote...just what I've always wanted...
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Photoshop makes all my dreams come true..
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At least the calculator doesn't talk back!
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Faggot and Juliet
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Mmmmm... I can taste your ass juices on the keys.
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The only case of aids I need is from this calculator, but thank you for the offer sis.
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Tits of GTFO!
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Stoppp itttt, I've already forgotten the formula for finding the volume of a polygon.
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Some mental maths in the right moment will make you last longer in bed. But, please, don't cheat.
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Gay roommates are really the best. We get to share a room, and I don't even have to leave when I change.
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You are taking study support a little too serious, Eugene
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"CHARLE, OSCAR, BRAVO...CHEERS LADS IM FINALY GOING TO LOSE MY VIRGINATY ...OVER "
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It doesnt laugh. if i finnish too soon.
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So what if I'm ugly and have microscopic tits... fuck me!
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Oh My god press the F6 key again Darling
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Come on Tim, I'll show you my boobs if you just stop making love to the calculator.
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Suck my boobs, not the calculator
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Emo... If you see one, you will know it.
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Girl: Look At My BOOBS NOW! Boy: DO YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO MAKE TO LOVE TO THIS CALCULATOR, BITCH? Girl: FUCK THIS I'M LEAVING YOU! Boy: I DO NOT CARE YOU OR YOUR BOOBS! Calculator: HAHA. I GET ALL THE BOYS TONIGHT.
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"For the last time, pay more attention to me or you're going to be BOOBLESS for good!"
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The chick must be invisible to him or he is pure GAY
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I WANNA FUCK HER BRAINS OuT!
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