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Now show the jury where the bad man put his pee pee.
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"Ill bet people looking at this photo will not even think that I am gripping the back of a chair"
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This will cum in handy one day
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See up and down like this Jane, and don't forget to cup the balls.
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Mrs. Spencer, what are you doing to big bird?
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Cup the balls, work the shaft
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"No, that's mommy's uh . . . back scratcher, yea."
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My mother gave me this when I was about your age.
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Now this is how you make a man say yes to anything...
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"...and if you are a REALLY good girl, some day you'll get quite a few of these when you grow up!"
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Thats not the "FUN with Dick and Jane" book I remember from school
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I don't think that sculpting is your forte, sweety...now let me show you some nice finger paints...
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Pinnochio always wanted to be a real boy..... Tonight, he becomes a real man!
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And this is how Pinocchio became a real boy...
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And this is how u make it hard
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Some of the people who captioned this photo are idiots.
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"How did you get a fucking sword stuck in your leg?"
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Axle rose was taught how to handle penis at a very young age.
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Unemployment imminent.
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And then you SHOVE THIS IN YOUR FUCKING ANUS
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See up and down like this sweetie. dont forget to cup the balls!
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Ok. now this is a penis. you'll be full of them in a few years when you get to high school.
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...and then you stroke it
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"If you ever see something that looks like this, tell them Mommy's inside waiting,okay Hon?"
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Now remember jane...Only ones this color!!
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"Now sweetie you just rub up and down then suck got it" "Sure but......OHHH SO ADDICTING"
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You're doing it wrong honey!
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Remember Amanda. The difference between pink and purple is the grip.
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No honey, that's mommy's Lincoln log.
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YOU TOOK MUMMY'S SPECIAL TOY TO SHOW & TELL !1
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BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't have a bananna, so this will have to do. But you will get the idea.
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It's a little-known historical fact that George Washington's false teeth weren't the only thing made of wood.
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Loraina Bobbit ...age 5
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Im not even touching this one......... Oh wait, I just realised that is a caption.
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Forever alone prevention.
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Ok Linda, this.......*heavy breathing*...........is...........*even heavier breathing*............how......................*much heavier breathing*...........................we.....................churn..........................butter!!!!(while screaming)....
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They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors but the larger ones are usually black in color....
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And this is the over hand grip.
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Now, honey, I know this just looks like a block of wood to you now, but this class session will come in REAL handy when you are older
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And this makes Pinocchio feel good?
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No ,you can't play with it,it's not a toy !
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No wonder daddy gots other bitches mom, you suck! Gimme!
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Okay baby now that WE are the minority (can't even elect a president), let mommy show you how to get this dough...
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Now if you don't quit lying, its just going to get bigger
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Girl: Teacher how do you spell mushroom? Teacher: P - e - n - i - s
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And this concludes my teaching career. Thank you, goodnight.
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Woman: I have to get out of here and find a manwhore. Girl: I have to get out of here and find pastor bob.
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OK mom, let me do it now!
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This is is the baby making machine
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Oh no it broke... Let me fix it...
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A proper education begins at home.
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I'll show you how it works later.....
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You aren't cool because of your glasses, but show Johnny this and he and all his friends will like you.
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So, now you suck it:)
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Put this fucker in your cunt you nigger haired bitch!
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Good practice
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Here sweetie... take it with a good grasp!
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And then you stroke it like this....
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I guess you aren't ever going to get laid... so...
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I dont think that your doing it right mom
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You should have paid attention in math class. Now I have to stick this in your asshole.
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If you eversee something this big coming at you...run!
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...then you spread your ass cheeks apart and slide it in. When your daddy blows his hot load o' chode in your dooker, you'll have a baby.
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I think the Teletubby learned the lesson
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Lorena Bobbit gets a teaching job.
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Somebody call Child Services NOW.
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And... this is how you hold it...Now, practice it for a while and I will let you have the real thing....
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Little girls with nigger hair get these shoved into their cunts.
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Now, I want you to stick this in your butt...
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Silly kid, cornrow is for blacks only.
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Here, play with daddy while i shop.
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I'm going to put this entire thing up your cunt
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