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Now if you'll just sign here your rights to the river entrance will be made official
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I like this bridge - I'LL BUY IT MR OTTER!
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While I appreciate this idea in THEORY, I think if you look at it closely, you'll see that the whole premise is flawed. I mean...what kind of cat walks on two legs and wears a striped hat? And those kids just let him into their house? And who decided to leave the goldfish in charge?? I mean, there are plot holes all over this thing, Ted.
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Gary Oldman shows Otto the curious Otter his Wikipedia entry on otters....
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"No no no...he was a little taller, with a cut on his right cheek."
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Nah, Nigga. I aint neva see'nt him befow.
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See, if we dig here, we'll hit the watershed...
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No, youre off by three feet
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"Hey...hold on a minute...if you think I'm gonna fall for this like those idiot penguins, you got another thing comin'!"
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'...You say you want power of attorney, son?' ' ..That's right, Dad. You've turned into an otter. Just sign here.'
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YOU WERE DRAWING FURRY PORN THIS WHOLE TIME??
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Dear dairy, my wife let me play with her beaver today
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You see? After you poke your head out of the hole; Bill Murray blows you up.
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"I like the way you think, human. snipers on all roof will do nicely. now lets see those damn raccoons stroll through here again."
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David writes beatrix otter's biography
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Yes, yess! This is a good plan!
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I swear! Hands down, I'm the auteur!
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Here are some tiles that would look great around your pound....
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Yeah...well I think I made a wrong turn around here..
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NO NO it was a left BEFORE the prison fence!
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And this is what you are going to look like after I cook you.
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....the more you know
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Do you live here year 'round? I don't care if you don't believe in the census, I was told to count EVERYONE!
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"OMG...NO WAY?......THEN WHAT HAPPENED??? TELL ME NOW I NEED TO KNOW!!!"
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Dude, you are a terrible artist. I have never seen such fake looking titties, and what is with all of the pouches?
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Whatcha doing???
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Designing the Otterbox
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"so that is how you build a dam"
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And that's how babies are made!
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So u mean to tell me that if I sign here I can save tons of money by switching my car insurance to Geico?
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Naw bruh i said 4, 4 of dem light posts need to go up by my bridge! Dat dont look right!
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Watership DOWN foo!
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Look,a deals a deal!Ya still owe me from last time.If you want more tourists ya gonna have to pay up fella!
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Yes, that's your mommy. Why yes, that's your grandma. They all loved you before you were taken into this zoo.
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Otter... Tell me your secrets
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I'm gonna need to see a permit for this dam.
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Will you sign my yearbook? I don't have many human friends.
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So its settled, we attack the beavers at midnight
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"......f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, o cwap, I can't remember da west."
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After a year of trying there was simply no one left in town to sell Amway to.
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So whats it gonna be? pay for protection or end up like your pal here on the endagered species list
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Leave it to beaver nothin! Now I will say this one more time. The census bureau requires you to check off whether your a democrat or republican.
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Man "Ok Mr. Otterly, I want you to look at the layout. This is where the river to your new home will go."
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Yes, you can put it on record. My cousin Phil asked me to stand in for him. There's my shadow, so I guess it's six more weeks of winter!
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WHAT??? A BOOK ABOUT ME? I'LL BE DAMNED. MY MOM OTTER BE PROUD OF ME NOW.
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"Look it's nothing personal I'm just saying your plot is a little thin and the second act is heavy handed. Maybe if you work with the sub text your protagonist might be more relatable. But hey, what do I know? I'm a friggin' beaver dude"
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No, I'm not kidding, that's what otters do.
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Stanley otter, this is your life
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This idiot has never built a dam in his life...
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Nah nigga, aint seent him.
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I told you if I caught you building a dam here again I would fine your ass, and what do you? You come right back here and build one anyways. Now your ass is grass, and I'm the farmer driving the government issued tractor.
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So you see, that's how the de brogile wave-length works on macroscopic scales.
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...and that was the first time I got herpes.
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This isn't really your first time playing tic-tac-toe, is it?
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U designed the whole Brigde by yourself....hmm nice..!!!
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"I say Mr. Bateman, that does not look at all like me."
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What do you know? You're an otter.
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Ummm... Ok so we take a left on water st., then a right at the stop lights, right?
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Otter : If we Plant the Bomb here it will also blowup the gas line which will in turn blow up the entire world MUHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH Man : WTF OTTER GTFO YOU FAIL!!!!
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...and this is a nigger. Everyone hates niggers... and jews.
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