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What gets me: why'd she bother bringing her handbag?
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"In the name of the father, the son, the....holy shit, that old hag tripped!!! hahahahahaha!!!!"
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After two hours someone finally told Ms. Rigby that the mine shaft railway had been closed for years.
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Soon after this photo, Mrs White was only half the woman she used to be.
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"So hungry ... must .. cram .. entire planet .. in mouth"
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"Excuse me lady, they don't care so don't waste your time."
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Next weeks sale: old ladies, half off
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Trainers Hate This Secret! NEW weight loss system! Cut your weight in half!
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Nobody cares
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In soviet russia, train rides you!
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"Damn shoelace"
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Have a nice trip grandma?
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Knew I shouldn't have put tequila in my hydration pack !
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Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Some religious followers really do have a one track mind.
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I luv you track and rock
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This just in, terrorists were plotting to sabotage a train by placing an old lady on the tracks.
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What an asshole
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Cut my life into pieces.. this is my last resort!
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Where are the Boy Scouts when you need them?
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Reuters: Woman suffers heart attack in a daring attempt to cross train tracks. Church proceedings uninterrupted.
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Bringing Planking To A Whole New Level .....
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Poor little dude didn't know there was a freight train coming
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WITH THE RISING PRICE OF TRAIN FARES, MARTHA THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE MOST ECONOMICAL WAY TO CATCH THE 1205!
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yall wanna run the train on this fine piece of ass???? Come get some!!!
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Nobody look at her...maybe she'll just go away !!!
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Ruby on rails.
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This is not how you ride a rail out of town .....
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This is your brain on religion...
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If a hero doesnt come save me Im better off dead anyway
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Sara never made it to the parade but to tell the truth she was half-way there
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Thats not what your shrink meant by staying on track.
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"Everyone! Look the other way and let nature to its thing."
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The sobrietry test was not going too good for granny jones
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Hope someone notices me now....
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Want to loose weight fast? Ask me how!
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Now....when did they say to pull the rip cord?!............Did I leave the oven on????
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The strike was not completely over......yet.
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Who cut the cheese
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Hoping to fix her bad back
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The Catholic church has reinstated human sacrifice
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Must....bow!!
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Maybe this will get their attention?
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Yes, we should help you get up, but it's parade day ! We're all in white or grand uniform and you fell in a very dirty place.
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Throw momma from the train-The sequel!
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Thats not what they meant by a railway track sleeper luv
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You'reeeee OUT!
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Grandma been drinking again
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Well, it is your funeral...
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This is really good for my back.
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"...Meanwhile, a short distance away, Snidely Whiplash was up to his favorite pastime..."
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"General, we got another one down here send the cleanup crew."
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That's why you don't stop for old ladies, you teach them once and they'll expect it every time
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AS LONG AS I HAVE JESUS, NOTHING CAN HURT ME!!!
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The fat controller.
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Turns out this is much cheaper than replacing her "personal massager"
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This looks like a fantastic place to lay down.
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Leave her alone...its a womans choice what to do with her body
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Does my bum look big in this?........ choose your answer carefully!
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Why wont somebody help me?
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Scientology.
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I aint even feelin this world no more
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"Grandma, if you really want to go to heaven, just...wait a while."
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Has BUSH returned..........
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This isn't the toilet. Now where did i leave my glasses?
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AHH IVE TRIPPED AND CANT GET UP YOU A.HOLES!! HELLO!??
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The power of Christ compels you!
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Little did she know that all those vanishing creams had made her invisible
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"I am tired of being in one piece."
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You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together...
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"Ma'm....excuse me. You're too late. The train already went by, I can see its tracks!"
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Hurry train, hurry! Kill this stupid Jew bitch!
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