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Now watch me entertain my wife with some knife throwing - hurry, go stand up against that wall, junior!
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Coming from televison..."And tonight on the 700 club....."
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Lunch break for the modern Jack the Ripper
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The laziest hostage situation ever.
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"Right after this tutorial, you are getting circumsized...oh yes you are. Drink your ba ba."
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Don't worry, you're safe with me family. Now finish your rum, son.
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Late abortion techniques
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That's not a knife...
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We'll just watch youtube on how to perform a circumcision and hair cuts for the kid. saves us some money.
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"And I found babysitters that came highly recommended...."
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Ahh, Ice Road Truckers is on...
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"This is what you become when you start getting shitty old english letter tattoos"
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SPONGEBOB IS EATING THE KIDS SHOULDER!!!!!!!
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U know what I'll do if our dna test results comes back negative
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Coca-cola: Open Happiness.
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Hold up... I'ma kill yall after this freethrow
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Rabbi Suarez you can perform the circumcision after were done watching tv
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Son, back when I was a native american in a past life we used to scalp people just like...oh, Idol's on! That's my shit!
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"I'll tell you one more time. No... Talking... During... Springer."
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Coca cola,you can't beat the real thing !
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Even spongebob looks shocked , bastards..
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Dad really love how he still fits in the spongebob crib!
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Never too gangster for planned parenthood! (Sponsored by Coke!)
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Lemme guess ...You met him on Craigslist?
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If this bitch says another word while I be watching General Hospital imma haff ta cut dis hoe
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Im wise because i have Chinese characters tattooed on my arm.
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"Cooking for ganstas" advice #6: the fresher the meat, the tastier the diner
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...and baby makes four.
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Next time u cry u dead.
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Life don't get no better'n this
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There is no T.V in the picture...
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Hes a family guy
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This is Halloween Halloween Halloween ?#@!
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I think those are my neighbors.
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'...Another slice of veal, Marushka?''
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Scene from the new sitcom "ALL IN THE MANSON FAMILY"
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I guess j-zone wasnt making enough scratch in the rap game..........
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Spongebob Crap-pants!
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Living the American Dream
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And for the 13th time this week, the Carlsons watch their favorite movie....First Blood.
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The Bloods definately gained most of the turf when it came to babysitting...
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If you would just let me keep a gun I could sleep with the safety on, but, this...
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Omg its Carlito
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WHAT THE FUCK?! That kids got chocolate milk!
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Parents of the year
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Family Love.
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Damned Sleepover was My Fuckin' Idea.
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Gotta protect ourselves from the niggers.
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Is that Guy from Coca Cola...forcing the kid to drink coke instead of milk?
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Bobbitt's Folly
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Even Tupac is embarrassed
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Play with knives again, and I will break your wittle hand.
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I cut myself on the remote control again.
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Things go better with coke
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I think my kid is chucky
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Going to a party? Leave ur children with us! Call 0-800-CHILD-IN-DANGER!
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Abortion is great
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Slappy pants
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