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This is what we call this the AA+ downgrade Eagle
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Mr. Scalise:"I demand on behalf of all turtles .." some dude:"sir that's not a turtle" Mr. Scalise "d um this? On behalf of... wtf is this?"
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I pelican't believe something so tragic has happened.
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This spill has effected me tremendously in a very personal way. As many of you know, my wife Helen, is a brown pelican...
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LOOK AT THIS BIRD. LOOK AT IT
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And furthermore, Senator, I have a compromising picture of your wife!
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...then it came out of the water like "BWAAAAAK!'' and i was like "OH SHIT!''....
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Have you heard? have you heard the word? bird, bird, bird, bird is the WORD!
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Where's Waldo
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Is this the Lockness monster you saw?
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Look at it right now its fucking awesome
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I wanna say one thing to the American people, I want you to listen to me, I'm gonna say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that bird
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As u can see Mr. SCALISE is busy in the gulf .. i came here as his representative
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THIS IS MY WIFE
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"and this birdie goes "Kakaw... kakaw"
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And if you look at exhibit B, you can see the murder weapon, a pelican does match the marks on the body
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"We as Americans cannot stand for the growing incidence of Pelican exploitation! See here, as this unaware individual was photographed in the water--photos of which have now become widely distributed without any benefit to the pelican. We must end this!"
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And immediately Little Cindy was riveted to the sight of this beautiful Red haired man so Passionate about life. a fellow human being who just wants to love and be loved in return.
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Woops wrong Pic sorry bout that
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Oil, Schmoil.... BP promised me this is the only bird to be affected. We don't need no steenkin' regulations. Drill baby drill!"
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Chocolate rain... some stay dry and others feel the pain....Chocolate rain
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Have you seen this man?
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This is my pet "gobbler' if anyone has seen him please (sob!) call me!
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Look at the beak, look at his mouth. Look at the beak, look at his mouth. Look at the beak, look at his mouth.
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Check that off the list of tnihgs I was confused about.
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IT'S ALIVE!
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"Who switched the picture of my cat to a picture of this dying pelican? Hm?
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Look at me Now look at your man now look me again. sadly he is not me because I dont swallow fish whole. and have a nose this Big
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Where we're you on the night of April 25th? Do you recognize this pelican?
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That movie was a farce. As you will notice, Pelicans do not wear briefs.
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Dis mah wife
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You guys like the frame it was only $5.99 at Walmart.
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I'm tired of spurious allegations... I'm finally ready to come clean. This is who I am inside. I have made the decision to transition to a dirty oiled up pelican. God, that feels good to say out loud!
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Forget the Bald Eagle its The Pelicans turn
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Marijuana can fix this bullshit. end of discussion
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No... KUHHHHHHHHH KAWWWWWWWWWE. Not cooooo coooo
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...Aliens
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Are you mocking our State bird, sir?
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Have you seen this boy!
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WHO TOOK THIS?! WHO TOOK THIS!? YOU'RE ALL FIRED!!!
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Your argument is invalid
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"Do you deny Mrs. Clinton that this picture was taken of you bathing during the Benghazi crisis?"
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Boo!
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Jambalai? Crawfish pie? Me-o-my-o!
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His name is Kevin. He's a rescue.
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Tippor! Would you like to explain your involvement and duties with the 700 Club?! Because we have very incriminating evidence right here!
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"YES! How many times do I have to repeat it?! This gigantic bird crapped on my windshield and caused me to hit the tree!!"
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Pelican not Palin
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Pelicans spread bird herpes because they can give mad deep throat.
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I'm gonna blow a hot load of jizz down this bird's throat and then you're gonna snowball it.
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"Doesn't this pelican look GNARLY!?!"
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Repeat after me... O I L
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This chocolate looks delicious!
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THIS is a picture. Not a boat.
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My pet is a bird. Your argument is invalid.
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So what if I came in the Swallows mouth ... doesn't he act like he enjoyed it?
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Impersonations
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Bird flu, we have got to do something about it.
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