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Stick ya dick up my arse!
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"So...you have left your bad habits BEHIND you?"
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I'll give you a rebuttal!
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My Lawyer said I'm in luck, We have a hung jury .....
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Ready ...... Aim .......
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"Your evidence looks a little fuzzy"
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I'll bet my ass she's innocent!
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There's a giant hole in her alibi.
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Cut me some slack judge, don't you remember me?
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Oh, Yeah, Now I recognize you....please proceed.
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The evidence shows...
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Does the prostitution, prostecution, (ahem) prosti- You guys on the left! Do you have any more witnesses?!
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Case dismissed.
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Recess.
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I'm allowing your insanity plea because...clearly...I can see your nuts.
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Find the lesbian
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Exhibit A!
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Those last-minute briefs that arrived really saved our case.
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"You're evidence seems a little fuzzy."
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He slapped me right here your honor
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"Not enough evidence - I need to see more..."
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Pretty please judge.....
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Well you said the jury was hung lets see..
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ORDER! ORDER IN THE CUNT! - COURT! - COURT! - I MEAN COURT!
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"A little , um, higher, please. Thank you"
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Hoes will do anything to not be judged.
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This is where he touched me your honor.
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The prosicution says I get arrested all the time for showing my ass, well.... TAKE THAT!
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Could you write about Physics so I can pass Sciecne class?
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I'll stick it where the sun dont shine Ms. Anthony!
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And this is what he said i was your Hounor
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See your honor, i shaved real close just for you.
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I'm holding you in contempt for that dirty crack
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And all of a sudden the judge's hands disappeared!
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Judge: "Turn this chamber music crap off and put on that acdc tune, night prowler, for this fine young felon!"
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The recorder seems more interested than the judge...just sayin'
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Her crime: Acting like Miley Cyrus. Evidence: foam finger, a wrecking ball, and my twerk Sentencing: free of all charges and 20000 from the US
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Your Honor...KISS MY LILLY WHITE ASS !!
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Todeloooo!
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Kiss my rebuttal!
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Lady, you just showed that the aledged rapist but the evidence didnt stand up in court. This was not a case of attack with a friendly weapon. Case dismissed.
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...then he said He would Stuff your Pussy Full of Ice Cream and eat it all out.?...Your Honor I'd like to Summit to the Court that No one could Eat that much Ice Cream
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Liar liar 2.... Coucil Ventura
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Uhh...Ms. Parsons, you can pull your panties down now..er..I mean you can pull your shirt down now.
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''the officer found crack in your possession........................... dont be flippent''
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See, if you look closely you can see that i had the main entree.
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CONTEMPT You're in it.
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OK so they are bad tattoos of butterflies - but who is BOB??
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90 Days !!!!!! Kiss This ....
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This is what i think of the jury.
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Judge: I've seen enought evidence that your not a cross dresser, you're definetly a woman Woman: Wait a second............. (FARTS).................................hehehehehe
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And if you look you can see where my dad gripped it
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And, Mr Lopez, can you identify the person who in your opinion was acting lewd and lascivious on the day in question.
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If you look you can see where he spanked me
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