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"If only they made Miracle Grow for boobs"! .
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IMAX!..' Big CORN' ▼
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Well how do they know it's me that wasn't flushing?!? ▼
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Sh** I forgot to buy batteries for this! ▼
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Needless to say, the Jolly Green Giant's secretary was having a bad day. ▼
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Sally made it all the way to the 3rd floor when she realized....she'd forgot the butter. ▼
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I better call a plumber after i eat this. ▼
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Anything I'd say here would just be corny ▼
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IT WAS ON SALE!!! ▼
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I don't need a man ▼
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I have to hurry! We must not keep the Gaga waiting! ▼
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Comes in discreet packaging, my ass! ▼
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HO-HO-HO my arse. he can do his own shopping next time. big green jerk ▼
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Damn boss.....I'll show him how to corn hole. ▼
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I'll cure his cornhole fixation once and for all... ▼
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Her day wasn't the only hard thing Brandie was planning on having this week! ▼
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God, I hate buying presents for bachelorette parties..... ▼
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Where do I put the batteries ? ▼
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I guess size does matter. ▼
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They say butter will will help get it up there.... ▼
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Ribbed for her pleasure ▼
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Good girls gone bad ▼
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Even though cancer rates skyrocketed, the radiation was not ALL bad. ▼
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Sale on Monsanto Corn ▼
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Bring your corn to work day ▼
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And this still cost less than it's organic equivalent. ▼
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Jill and the Beanstalk ▼
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This may sound corny but...I must stalk this escalator. ▼
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MONSANTO!!!!! ▼
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Sure GMO foods are tough to get home, but look what they do for your calves! ▼
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GM foods.......... the drawbacks ▼
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Those are some big CALVES. ▼
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Government corn! ▼
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Me soo corny! ▼
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Im gonna make me some moonshine! ▼
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I'll try to put this to good use immedaeitly. ▼
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Just another corny picture ▼
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I'm sick of being in charge of the company picnic. ▼
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I should've gotten the big cob ▼
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This is the least corny caption I could think of ▼
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Ribbed For Your Pleasure ▼
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I can't wait to put this in my asshole. ▼
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Helpful hint: Instead of ordering from a fast food joint, bring lunch from home. You can actually eat WAY more food for less money. ▼
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I can't wait to slide my hot wet CUNT all over this MOTHER FUCKER. ▼
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Shopping. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG ▼
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DO NOT POP ▼
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I'm going to shove this up my boss's ass! ▼
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I have high expectations from my man, as you can see. ▼
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Screw Corn Flakes, I am getting my carbs the old fashion way. ▼
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Black Friday sale on dildos! ▼
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Women of the Corn ▼
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Everyone loved Carol at the office but she always screwed up the pot luck. ▼
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Cant wait to shove this up biebers ass ▼
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Nicki Minaj ordered a new vibrator ▼
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I wish my dildo fit in my purse. ▼
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Omg! Ah fecking lerv COOOOOOOORRRRNNN! ▼
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The jolly green giants secret exposed. His daughter is a dwarf ▼
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.... REALLY? .... REALLY? .... the escalator is broken ▼
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"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."--Abraham Lincoln ▼
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Mrs smith had just arrived to the airport after her flight in from Kansas ▼
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Turns out she wants the C ▼
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Blondes will fuck anything ▼
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Go up that escalator Lady! Bring up that giant Corn! ▼
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I Kinda Love Corn... ▼
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I HATE IT WHEN THEY RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN THE LADIES RESTROOM. ▼
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"Dildo delivery for your mom!" ▼
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Girl Power ▼
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When the government fucks you hard, try and fuck yourself harder. ▼
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CORN :3 ▼
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Too small for meee.. ▼
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And we complain about hating our jobs. ▼
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Who wants some corn ▼
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Hey Tea-Party!!! Take this Corn-Cob and shove it up your ass! That Confederate is coming Down! ▼
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Corn. ▼
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If she stuffs that in her bra I wouldnt be surprised. ▼
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Not quite sure how I'm going to fit this all in my cunt, but I'll figure it out. ▼
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Good thing I convinced my husband to try one serving of vegetables today! ▼
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Corny... ▼
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Gentleman behold.......CORN! ▼
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Corny... ▼
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I CAN JUST IMAGINE WHAT HER SHIT IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE TOMOROW ▼
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They said this was a porn interview. Not corn. ▼
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It's her "COB" Corn Operated Boyfriend ▼
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Hungry! ▼
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Screw that salesman! ▼
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The first step in makiing Orville Redenbacher's popcorn is selecting the right ingredients... ▼
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The girl is really regretting hooking up with the Green Giant now ▼
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Your Moms Dildo ▼
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Oh, I love you,Corny.Now, FORGET ASHLEY! Now kiss ME!!! ▼
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You wish you were that big. ▼
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Last time i take acid before going shopping ▼
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MOAR CORN!!! ▼
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Hope I can cram this thing up my cunt! ▼

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