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Man- How was your first time? Fish- I didnt know there would be that much blood...
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Mythbusters: The Little Mermaid
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Personally, I would rather sleep in the middle of a shitload of ducks
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I told him I was on my period but he was so drunk he didn't care .....
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After his girlfriend broke up with him, Jerry's parent told him, "There's plenty of fish in the sea." They were right.
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Not tonight, honey. I have a haddock.
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Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck it's brains out (like a boss)
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Love has many faces
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Yeah, Gil got tanked again last night.
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THANKS A LOT STUPID NOW WERE BOTH DEAD
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In america, traitor sleep with fishes. In Soviet Russia, fish sleep with traitor.
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"... and later in the news, a fishy love triangle leads to a tragic murder-suicide on Fulton Street. One victim was a sturgeon from the upper west side."
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There's something fishy about this relationship....
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We all knew Travis drank like a fish, but this?!!!
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Not tonight I have a haddock
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I TOLD you...you can tune a piano but you CAN'T TUNA FISH!!!! Hahahhahahahahaha
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Hangover 3
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Hard night on the deadliest catch! Watch next season!
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Zzzz.... yeah I love you Paris... zzzz...
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Headline: Man murders fish, after catching crabs.
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Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. LITERALLY.
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I like sleeping in the middle of a shitload of ducks, myself
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When you said you were a Pisces I thought........
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I made love to you so hard, your penis bleed
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Hey baby... how about a little cod tongue...
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Life makes no sense when fish are gay!
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I dont care if it smells like your wife, put it in the damn freezer!
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And thus concludes the tale of Romeo and Juliet
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Moments later, Ed learned that his experience on Girls Gone Wild was just a dream....
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Everyone remembers their first time
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Whenever Tommy wakes up, he will remember why his date was a cold fish.
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In a drunk rampage the man put on a fishing suit and screwed a fishs guts out.
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He's sleeping with the fishes....
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Giving new meaning to : LargeMouth Bass
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No one steals his dinner
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DOUBLE K.O.!
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His dad told him to sleep with tha fishes tonight...
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5 months out to sea Todd got really lonely.
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You can pull a fish from water, and you can make him spoon with you.
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That's what no sleep on a sea boat does to ya. Fair warning
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Al Capone:I don't think this is what I mean, when I told you he should sleep with the fishes.
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Fish need love too
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It get's really lonely out here on the fishing boat for months at a time.
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Caught having a fling with colleague at work.
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I knew she was a cold fish!
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Ahhh, john west isn't the best
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Freddy the fish died today, after an unexpected Human allergy!
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What happens on the boat, stays on the boat.
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It always hurts the first time you do it.
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Deadliest
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That sex was hardcore
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Blind man wakes up with bad breath and finds it wasn't a whore house after all.
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Do you like fish sticks?(South park joke)
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Somebody likes strangling...
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As dawn broke at the end of a wild stag night, his best mates popped the groom on the nearest trawler, took this photo with his phone and sent it to his fiance.
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Till death do us part
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Gayfish!
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If anyone asks...it was consensual
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After blowing several hot loads of jizz into a fish, Gary felt tired.
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Will you still wuv me in the morning?
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MMMMM... your pussy smells soooo good momma.
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