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It ain't easy being green...
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Look Honey!....'she draw the line!
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The notorious FROG KILLER is still at large
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A little to the left. Beautiful.
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Yo, hurries up and take the picture soes the boss knows weez took care of the prablem.
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KERMIT, AFTER PLAYING A GAME OF 'FROGGER' THOUGHT IT LOOKED PRETTY SIMPLE....NOT!!!!
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Best episode of CSI Seseme street EVVA!!!
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Kermit go's right wing on PBS. unacceptable.
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Come on, let's wrap up this investigation before the kids get out for recess.
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It's not easy being green
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Kermit meets Achmed.
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Big Fozzy says you better get him the rest of the money you owe him or we are taking more than a few flippers next time.
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Why did the frog cross the road?
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After Mrs.Piggy saw Kermit on Cheaters.
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Reports are that Kermit the Frog was killed today by a motorist who mistook him for a green light.
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Put out an APB on a Miss Piggy...
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CSI Muppet Show
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Isn't this dejavue? This happened in Two and a Half men! The main character's crazy girlfriend pushed him in front of a moving vehicle.
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Tell Piggy I love her.
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If you cant tell what the red hand means then you might as well host a puppet show.
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And in other world news... Ex-muppet star Kermitt the Frog died today while crossing the street in front of a seemingly angered Miss Piggy. Police say the investigation is ongoing...
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MISS PIGGY POPPED A CAP IN KERMITS ASS AFTER FINDING HIM IN THE SACK WITH BARBIE
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I told you the threats in the ransom note were serious .....
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"We warned him that elmo would get pissed if mimicked."
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Who would buy such morbid photos?
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"And they took my leg off , and they threw it over there. "Kermit does his best scarecrow immitation.
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DAMN! I am trying to get a close up pic of that beetle, but the dead frog keeps photo bombing it!
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Kermit regrets choosing "very hard" as his difficulty for "Frogger" game
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CSI Sesame Street.
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Leave the gun . . . take the frog legs.
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FROGGER...real life edition
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Dont take picture! we are leaving him here to die, not to post him on Facebook!
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Falling asleep on the starting line aint gonna win him the race
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The "look both ways" PSA went well until...
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He had to break up with piggy
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"That's what he gets for snortin' crack and thinkin' he was the star of a video game."
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The one time he didn't mind his business @_PRAYINGFORHOES
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Kermit finally got too old to play Frogger
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Frogger : Game Over.
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Leading the headlines tonight: Muppet star Kermit the Frog has died. The lead pitch man for the Muppet Show was assaulted by a gang of French chefs obsessed with making fried frog legs. The chefs got one leg before being chased away by a man with a refrigerator box. Police would like to question an amateur photographer who evidently sat on her ass taking pictures through the whole thing....
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Dale Earnhart's mom: ...he never could go anywhere without that stuffed animal
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Looks like the tractor won.
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"Looks like we have another FROG and RUN on our hands."
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Police need your help, any info leading to the capture of one Miss Piggy.
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Cop 1: After we process the scene we'll send agents out to question Miss Piggy about her where-abouts. Cop 2: Yes sir. Do you think we should take stuffing samples here or in the lab?
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Guy:hey look dead frog take a picture! and find out his name! Lady:I think his name is kermit Guy: Hmmm..... never heard of him lets go!
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Ready, weaver? what's in the box? *muffled gasp* #UHF
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He Kermitted Suicide
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*In yet another alcohol-induced stupor, Kermit the Frog executes the side-stroke upon the hot pavement, to the pleasure of the ever-vigilant paparazzi *
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The hair got pissed i guess..
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Its believed that Kermit was leading a group of relatives to safety on the other side of the road in foggy conditions after a hard rain when tragedy struck. He is survived by his wife Mrs piggy who we tracked down at a local slaughter house visiting relatives consoling her. She declined to meet with us....
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Oh my God......he's croaked it!
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I think he was raped by a realllllly HUGE cock
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You fuck him in the ass while i take some pics. This is gonna be hot.
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