Shakira giving her best Buckwheat impersonation

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Shakira giving her best Buckwheat impersonation .
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My asshole was this wide after ▼
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You did what !? Girrrrllll my mama would've slapped me into next week. ▼
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And that is why black guys like white girls ..... ▼
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Black girl thinking... your that loose!?? ▼
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You've heard of a Navajo well this is a Nigaho .... ▼
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Me? Three. Three black men at the same time. ▼
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That's right ... Obama is a big zero ... ▼
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And that's why they call them "jungle bunnies" .... ▼
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And that's why you never see a well to do, famous, good looking white guy with a black woman .... ▼
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Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, just keep looking her in the eyes.... ▼
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I HAVE A COIN THIS BIG IN MY ANUS ▼
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And when you use the number 9 twice it looks like this ni99er .... ▼
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And this is how many white guys think black women are sexy. ▼
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And this is why black people are like black holes, they take but never give anything back. ▼
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Did you know this is how you say "asshole," in sign language? ▼
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Then you put your tongue where? White hoes dirty as hell ▼
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And your brother's dick was only THIS BIG. ▼
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Look...this is how much it cost to steal someone's work and have thier face cgi-ed in thier videos so they can be cool. ▼
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Whachu Talkin Bout Willis! ▼
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"ixnay on the anal-uckfay" ▼
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Breaking news: Shakira teaches sex ed to local Christian high school students. ▼
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Made ya look. Now I get to punch you ▼
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Bitch what?! ▼
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When you go into mexican prison your asshole is this big...... ▼
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...and because I'm pretty dumb blonde, err pretty ...and dumb, and... oh yeh and blonde ... the careers guy said I'll never have to work a day in my life. And he said you'd never get a job too... yay! ▼
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And then she said a black joke ▼
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Say, what do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A pokemon! What? Was it my timing? ▼
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I even like your Ass ▼
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Dang, girl, you have a big head! ▼
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" and there i was... thumping the shit outta little black kids for no reason at all" ▼
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It's 2015. I can say "nigga" now. Makes me sound cool. No really. It's okay. ▼
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And you stuck it where? ▼
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I'm pretty gangster myself.... ▼
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You can't say that word in here! ▼
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I wish this bitch would STFU ▼
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"Okay, now hold that face for 3 seconds while the nice man takes the picture." ▼
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And this is how much I actually contributed after the tax writeoff. ▼
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Thi Bitch Cray! ▼
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And this is how wide it was when we finished. ▼
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No really this is how i flick my bean. ▼
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U dumb white bitch! ▼
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Stfu snow bunny, my cousin is twice as big ▼
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I DIDNT FUCKING SAY THAT!! ▼
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See this? My bf after jail ▼
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White bitch be crazy talking like dat! ▼
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So this is why my dad is in jail... ▼
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Bitch I know you ain't about to flick that booger! ▼
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You do what with that hand? ▼
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Bitch said WHAT?! ▼
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Yo pussy that big? ▼
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This bitch be cray ▼
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Everything's going to be A-Okay you guys, Madonnas on her way. ▼
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So Buckwheat said, "O-Tay!" ▼
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.... and the tampon goes through here! ▼
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And this........ this was my boyfreind after jail ▼
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This is how it looked like when I tried to put pickle for the first ime ▼
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Don't mind me... just throwing away my boogers. ▼
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LOL! Yes, to get to my G spot, you have to venture through a hole this big! ▼
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Three ping pong balls! ▼
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You really think I'm putting my buddy in your hole~~~?? ▼
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Um bitch do u realize there are crips in here put yo fucking hand down dumbass ▼
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We are just so happy that we can say that there are at least three things colonialists never screwed up... ▼
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Talking trash in sign language. ▼
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Oh, bitch please. ▼
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This is how many fucks i give, nigger. ▼
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Biggest I've ever seen that big around ▼
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Bitch you look blacker on tevo ▼
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[shakira] "yes i have been sponsoring cudjo ever since he was a baby. When i came to africa, and saw him for the first time he was so cute, butt naked with a cute lil pee pee"!! ▼
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Black girl shocked when mother reveals she is white. Daughter says, I should have known something was wrong when Mother asked if Eubonics was a rap group. ▼
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YOU ON CRACK, BITCH? ▼
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OMG ▼
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Being white and sexy is A-ok ▼
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"I can barely remember when it was this small around! ahh, good times..." ▼
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You farted again ! you're not blaming me this time ▼
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BALLGAZER! ▼
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Mira mi negro, Asi de este tamaÃ±o tengo el OJETE ▼
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...and as I rolled it on his face just....tee hee hee! ▼
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Girl thats some crazy shit the teacher is thatt skinny ▼
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The teacher's dick is this small! ▼
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O RLY?!? ▼
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I just realized, I'm gonna rape you someday. ▼
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"Ima need you to calm the fuck down....everyone else is seated and calm..you need to do he same." ▼
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If i poke my finger in that hole with out looking i get to hit her twice ▼
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Bitch, where the fuck you come from? I know you ain't masturbating a small invisible penis next to me. ▼
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"A block is like the section between streets, for example 4 blocks west there is a KFC" "Theres a KFC 4 blocks west!?!" ▼
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"das raciss!" ▼
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NO WONDER AMERICANS ARE RICH. THEY'RE NOT SMART, BUT DUMB AND THIEVES. ▼
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My hole yea big ▼
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Nigga, please! ▼
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Hagamos un gestito de idea. Gracias Carlitos BalÃ¡!!!! ▼
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Gotcha!!!! ▼
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And when I pulled my fist out, that little nigger bitches asshole was this big! ▼
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...and then I flicked this nigger's momma in the face and said "go make me a sandwich Shaniqua" ▼
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Everyone know that nigger brains are only this big. ▼
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You wanna smoke a fatty you crazy bitch i"m Black....... Of course i wanna smoke a fuckin fatty! ▼
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And after the pikle your mom hole was like this ▼
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Black girl: notices how pretty ugly she is ▼
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Then I flicked this nigger bitch like this. Stupid lazy niggers. ▼
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Black people make me sick, fucking animals, i say killum all get rid of the worlds aids problem ▼

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