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Have you guys heard the good news? .
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"So, if I wanted my balls tattoed, how much would it cost?" ▼
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If you diversify your 401k you'll have more liquid assets for tattoos ▼
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So in this scene Mijo, you're on bottom as Esse is doing you doggy style while Juan and little Ricky 69 on the floor beneath you. Paco, you walk in, feign surprise then begin teabagging Mijo.... ▼
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Look at you, no way in hell am I telling anyone we're related .... ▼
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Most kids quit drawing on them selfs by the age of five, this is why your seen as retarded ... ▼
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I can tell by the looks on your faces the ink has already settled in your brains ... ▼
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And this is why your race is seen as the stupidest race on earth ... ▼
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Ok, holmes. So, let me get this straight...selena broke up with justin first, right? ▼
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So, as you can see, our Aflac gap insurance has a lot to offer you fellas. ▼
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You maricons do realize you look fucking stupid, right? ▼
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Ok ese, how much did u say this nigerian prince would give us... ▼
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"Guys i'm just sayin, maybe just for tonight you can keep it down...it's lost night..." ▼
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Ok ok, I just thought it would be funny, you guys were out cold... they'll wash off, trust me ▼
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La EME got your back now homes!!!! ▼
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"So, you are telling me you all got wasted last night and your buddies did this with a Sharpie?" ▼
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Permanent What part of it do you not understand? ▼
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Arizona did what? ▼
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The manager of the local McDonalds rallies the team. ▼
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"And then I said the guy that I fucking hate his tattooed face." ▼
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Alejandro, no soy racista. Quiero decir que el gentilicio "spanish" que aplican los anglosajones a todos los hispanohablantes no es correcto. Estas personas que aparecen en la foto no son "espaÃ±oles", que serÃa la traducciÃ³n correcta. Si son dominicanos pertenecen a una etnia caribe, si son salvadoreÃ±os o guatemaltecos son mayas, es decir, "nativos americanos" o "indios", "cholos" o cualquier otra acepciÃ³n. La sangre de los espaÃ±oles se mezclÃ³ con la americana dando lugar al mestizaje, pero obviamente estas personas no son mestizas, sino nativos autÃ©nticos, es decir, indios. Mi observaciÃ³n es por la simplificaciÃ³n de llamar a todos ... ▼
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So i said, " the guys won't mind that I turned state's evidence".. right? ▼
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So you guys are here for the figure skating contest? ▼
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Ok, so at the end of the sixth sense He, really is Dead... ▼
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Today we visit the San Diego Zoo... ▼
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I'm a loyal tattoo artist. But i refuse to put tattoo on each of your butts: "Hit It Hard From The Back" ▼
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OK, which one of you bitches called me a Honkey? ▼
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I PAID YOU BACK ALL THE MONEY, SO NOW U ALL STILL WANT TO RApe ME !? ▼
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I wont argue with you guy's decision to change your gang colors to pastel pink ▼
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I'm sorry, they said you guys can't get the tutu's back until your release date. ▼
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Bring it on pinche gringo ▼
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You win,Chico! ▼
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No regrets huh? ▼
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What do you mean our health insurance doesn't cover lazer removals for Latinos?! ▼
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You only get 3 more words make 'em count bitch ▼
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Sorry-I had no idea you guys were serious about the whole face tattooing thing. Who wants ice cream? ▼
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... la simplificacion de llamar a todos los americanos no anglohablantes "spanish", cuando muchos indios, aymaras, quechuas, etc, ni siquiera hablan espanol. Llamar a alguien indio no es un insulto. Un saludo desde Andalucia, Espana, desde donde partieron las naves de Colon.... ▼
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I'm just saying, a bunch of guys without shirts in a small room locked up, that's some homo shit! ▼
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You guys are free....clearly you are not the ones who stole my daughter's big chief tablet. ▼
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Brazzers ▼
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Look guys, im not saying i dont like you, im just saying you cant crash at my house, eat my food, or fuck my wife anymore, and id appreciate it if you would leave. ▼
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Gang bang ▼
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I'm sorry, but you do have a face that only a mother could love.... ▼
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"So what's a white guy got to do to get raped around here, cholo?" ▼
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Im sayin yall prolly go hard in the paint u kno, but real talk Im just sayin I actually wear gucci and prada and the same damn time...fuk wit me doe ▼
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Jacob needs rescuing again... ▼
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You want me to tattoo my what???????? ▼
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Why so serious ese? ▼
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Apocolypto ▼
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"..... go on, I dare you, say dat agayn, muthafucker.' ▼
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Aye, tell us again about those Tax Returns. ▼
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NIgga what? ▼
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Yes the tattoo on your forehead does mean 'fag' in spanish. ▼
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"Its that simple...if you want to dine inside Burger King, you need shirts and shoes...if not, no dice." ▼
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Ok, if you guess this riddle.... you can have the 5000 dollars in my sock. ▼
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What was that, did u say i was LoCo ▼
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"So let me get this straight: if I say sorry, you wont eat me afterwards?" ▼
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Our shop is closed you - never mind come right through! ▼
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Face it, you're just a bunch of bumb ass Mexicans ..... ▼
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See, What had happen was.... ▼
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"You need me to spell it out for you? Give me your arm and I will." ▼
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Yo homie, you must be loco coming to the cholo. ▼
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Look, I'm sorry but we're clean out of wife beaters, all I have are Mr Men T's ▼
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Sorry, we can't serve to anyone without a shirt... ▼
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Ese,...the job description said: Tatoo Artists Wanted, preferably from Mexico, not Tatoo Art on Mexicans wanted ▼
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I told you all that ink was going to worp your brains .... ▼
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Gay Aztec's, look at their silly bitch on the left! Oh you silly Goose! my mustache is FABULOUS! (Guy on the right, I bet we could cook him... and eat him.... ) ▼
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If you party with gringos never pass out first. ▼
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"So I'm recruiting for the church of Scientology ... OUCH....!" ▼
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I'm sure you are knowledgable about weapons, but as a Wal mart hring rep I will just have to run a quick background check. You know, fukin policies and shit. ▼
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So you gonna tatts and join or what?? ▼
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"Hey bro i dont know what he's saying but fuck it turns me on" ▼
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And there you have it.....Now get your A$$E$ back over the border ▼
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Look all i'm sayin is if you're gonna have guests over, it CAN ONLY BE TWO-THREE PERSONS okay? ▼
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From left to right.. i think this is the gringo that fucked my mama i know this is the gringo that fucked my mama this might be the gringo that fucked my mama i will find the gringo that fucked my mama... ▼
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"No, you guys are not gangs. You are just latin homosexuals." ▼
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I told you before, these are not stick-on tattoos! ▼
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"Sooooo let me get this straight!!!......ur telling me that Tele Tubbies has been cancelled???!!" ▼
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Alright, we'll compromise. You can keep the tattoos or the mustaches, not both. ▼
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"Pen" pals ▼
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"We were able to successfully remove most of your body hair, but I'm afraid the side effects are permanent." ▼
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What do you mean, my Tattoos violate "10 of the 12 rules of conduct in this halfway house"? ▼
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Sorry to tell you, but Yes tattoos ARE in fact perminant ▼
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What? I said you looked good... ▼
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It's OK gringo we have "different ways" of getting the money, isn't that right Li'l smokey? ( muffled voice) and STOP resting you head on my shoulder! ▼
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In about .5 of a sec ol Jeff here will become the first human teeter totter ▼
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Hector, Julio and Chino listen intently as the congressman explains his views on Gay Tattooed Latino rights ▼
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What I'm saying is, I don't have anymore money... ▼
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So here's the deal... Ms. Palin likes to be pounded by multiple dudes at the same time. She can fit 8 cocks in her cunt. You guys got a buddy? ▼
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Sorry bitches. No soup for you! ▼
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Yeah, about the investment you made........ ▼
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YumYum Eat'em Up...Paco! ▼
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What do you mean we have to wash off our tattoos? ▼
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And that's when he told me that symbol means you're gay! ▼
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"So you're telling us super slides arn't allowed in this complex?" ▼
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No, really. Everybody's dead, and they've just been waiting for Jack. ▼
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Sorry lads.... Britain Has Talent isn't into tats anymore this season. ▼
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And after hel told them that their clothes were burned... ▼
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IM SORRY, YOU GOT AIDS ▼
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Spaniards smh ▼
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Yeah, so first I want Sancho to lick my taint, then for Rafael to ram his hard cock in my ass and blow his load. Then Juan will suck the jizz out of my ass and spit it into my mouth. Got it? ▼
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Ray you are a fucking racist, first of all learn more about the colonisation of that now is the "american indians" countries for you, we are descendants of this real spanish people you are talking about. The samme damned blood. ▼
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Bad news guys it turns out you didnt get the job but they are recommending you to get deported ▼
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So you actually chose to revert back to blood thirsty savages. ▼
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Yes i understand you reserve the right to fuck me up for being a gay white fag, but remember white people also have money.... let's strike a deal! ▼
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These guys aren't spanish, they are american indians. Spain is in Europe. ▼
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Get it together stupid mexicans! ▼

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