<
>
Share on Tumblr
By
Skyler Cowley
•
21 months ago
•
Embed
•
Permalink
•
Source
•
Clear
Embed & Share
Permalink to captioned picture page
•
View
Direct picture link
•
View
Embed on your website
<a href="http://www.captionthis.org/c/7763"><img src="http://www.captionthis.org/p/12512/7763.jpg"></a>
Share on Tumblr
<
>
Log in
to skip this verification and start captioning with your username.
Hide
+
1
-
They did what with the watermelon??
.
+
0
-
Oh haaaaiiiiiil no do i have to take you to get an exorcism again!!
▼
+
0
-
So there I was.. riding that bald eagle into McDonalds...
▼
+
29
-
And in this picture you can see the Nina,Pinta and Santa Marie, these are the ships my great, great, great grandparents came on to discover America ...
▼
+
14
-
Obama family fart contest
▼
+
5
-
...and from the poop deck came a mighty roar! Much like after Michelle eats a few burritos and downs a Dr. Pepper!
▼
+
4
-
And then she SWALLOWED!
▼
+
3
-
Obama starting his wind up on way to slapping michelle in the face!
▼
+
3
-
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
▼
+
2
-
After we smoked out of bong this tall we ate fries and........
▼
+
2
-
And thats how I met your mother..........................
▼
+
2
-
Kids, this is how they looked when they realized that I was actually the President! AAAARRRRGGGGG!
▼
+
2
-
Barack! What did I tell you about your farts! They Don't smell like roses!
▼
+
1
-
Dude her tits were HUGE! ... that BITCH!
▼
+
1
-
"She sells sea shells by the sea....hold on a sec.....'brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt'....ahhhhhhh"
▼
+
1
-
The Obamas singing "The freaks come out at night".
▼
+
1
-
This is my jizz face
▼
+
1
-
DERP
▼
+
1
-
That pretty much sums up how much crack Obama has
▼
+
1
-
ObamaBear
▼
+
1
-
Obama saw "dat ass".
▼
+
1
-
2026 - Where are they now?
▼
+
0
-
I jizzed in my pants...
▼
+
0
-
And I said: "Sail HO!", but there was nothing, I was loaded to the gunwalls. Arr Sailor
▼
+
0
-
Barack's "damn, I sharted!" look
▼
+
0
-
We like obama's rendition of "my pet goat" better
▼
+
0
-
The zombie apocolypse begins.....
▼
+
-1
-
This is what it looked like when I killed Osama...
▼
+
-1
-
OH GOD, childhood memory.. slowly.. coming back to me!
▼
+
-1
-
Honey...what are you doing?
▼
+
-1
-
OOOOOOOO DWIGHT HOWARD BLOCKED ME. OOOO CALL HIM MVP
▼
+
-1
-
Where the wild things aren't
▼
+
-1
-
I give up Michelle, its no use.... even these kids books are beyond George Bush
▼
+
-1
-
As president Barack Obama poses for his forthcoming mad magazine portrait, Michelle Obama gets disgusted because their dog, Winnifred, passed gas.
▼
+
-1
-
Then the evil republican that lived under the bridge...said...."Leave my pile of cookies alone...or I will decrease minimum wage!!!"" Arghhhh
▼
+
-1
-
... lets hope no one was just informed of a terrorist attack
▼
+
-1
-
"and den, da Tokoloshi ubamba le umfaan"
▼
+
-1
-
Gosh, I wish I would have had that information eliarer!
▼
+
-1
-
Dog:that's not how animals sound
▼
+
-4
-
[Barack] and then the big bad Republican said, "GRRRRRRR"!!! "WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT, I'M GONNA DO AWAY WITH GRANTS, LOANS, TUITIONS, MEDICARE, MANICURES, AND PEDICURES"!!! [Michelle} "What?! Ahh hell naw"!!!
▼
+
-8
-
She is one ugly HO! she makes up for the black he's not
▼
Load more
Back to Top
Facebook
Captionthis.org does not post anything on your facebook user's wall/status!
Sign up
Name
Email Address
Password
Log in
Facebook
Captionthis.org does not post anything on your facebook user's wall/status!
Log in with email
Email Address
Password
Recover password
Email Address
Log in
