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"Massage me now, but I'm still going to eat you later"
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Man:"Whose a big cute ferocious lion ?" Lion:" I am, I am, I am!"
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A Little lower
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You played a good first half but i want you to get back out there and tear them to pieces!
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Mr. Thompson's "Massage Safari" took a turn for the worst when he entered a pride of lions.
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Hey...stop "pussy footing" around and pull the darn thorn already!!
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Eeny-meeny-miney-moe.....catch a lion by the toe... if he hollers let em' go...eeny-meeny-miney-moe.
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...and this little piggy went "wah wah wah" all the way home.
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Rule 18: Limber Up
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"Ah thanks coach, that's got rid of my cramp!"
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After my feet how about my ball's
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Tickle tickle
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It seems that you carry a lot of your tension in your feet.....
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What.The.Fuck.Are.You.Doing.
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This little piggy went to market........
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That's right you are my bitch.
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Shouldn't we both be lion down for this?
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Things took a turn for the worse when Hubert inadvertently tapped Simbas ball sack with his toe .
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Ok, are you sure you won't tell my wife? yea just get on top
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Pedicure for pussies..... 'and what color would you like today sir?"
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Ok, just about finished with the foot massage and now onto the... happy ending?
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Okay, I get the horn out ... but this is the last time
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Ahw uve got magic hand, u get to live... for now
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A little to the left, a little to the left...ahhh yeah right there!
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Well don't just look at it, get the licking.
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"this little piggy went home.....this little piggy went....ouch! my finger!"
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*kick* NOT TODAY
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Rub my balls
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And then the tranquilizer wore off...
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And this right here is what we call a pressure point.
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Wanna rub nut sacks?
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Stop before I pee!
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Is this one of those famous "last moments" re-enacted?
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AHHHH!!! THAT FOOT MASSAGE WAS WONDERFUL. HOW ABOUT THE ''MIDDLE FOOT''...MEEEOOOWWW!!!!!, PURRED LEO.
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And you pusha 1 and a 3 and a ...... oh does this hurt big daddy lion? well too bad!!! and a 8! and so on
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Lion: you can tickles my toes, but you touch my Nuts your gonna be called Lefty!
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Umm.. What the fuck are you doing..
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I don't just wander into your living room, so what the fuck are you doing in mine?
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Fear: It's there to keep you from doing stupid shit like this.
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And at that moment Bob remembered that he had forgotten to change out of the sweater that he had spilled chicken grease on that morning.
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Professionals: They taste better than your average joe.
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Goochie-Goochie-Goo!!!
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Gotcha toes!
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2pts. Reversal!
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While your down there!
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Androcles...the next generation
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Hey Germaino! Stop pussy-footing around and get back to work!
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Goochie Goochie Goo!!!
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Bestiality just turned dabgerous
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When you're done with my feet do you want to be dinner? Sorry, I meant GO for dinner, yeah, that's what I said.
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Not now larry, save it for tonight
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Say Uncle!
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Lazy Yoga for Lazy Lions
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KooocheeeeKooooCheeeKooooooooooooooo......
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A damn splinter burr? I though you were the King of the jungle....not queen.
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Oh who does your nails? I have a free spot next thursday :3
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Tickle tickle tickle yeah!
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*tickle tickle tickle!*
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C'mon push back. I'm doing all the work. And those Christians ain't just gonna roll over and die ya know.
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Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
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Now I've taken your ankle bracelet monitor off but you still have to sign in and out with the park ranger to go on anymore of your so-called hunting trips.
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And this little piggy.........Ok Bruiser there you go with the licking your lips again.
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Hey, my balls itch while you're down there
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And BOOM goes the dynamite.
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You's about ta get fucked in the ass kitty cat.
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Something ought to be wrong with his legs. he always makes his lionesses hunt for him.
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PffffrrrrrT! that's what I think of your massage
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I just stick my finger in its butt right here
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Streching is importent when active
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Hey! What's with this lil piggy went to market sutf?
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In can't wait to stuff your big lion cock in my ass
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