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I swear, I dropped my napkin and I just can't seem to find it.
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"I just switched over to STATE FARM and I still can't get rid of this annoying rate sucker"
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TIT diving
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Ok .... now shake um .....
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Don't you think he's a little old to be breast feeding?
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I'll have what HE'S having!!!
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Don't mind my husband. I can't take him anywhere.
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Got milk?
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Waiter, there appears to be a guy in my bra.
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Sorry, I lost my keys...
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"Anyways, as I was saying..."
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Yeah, my glasses are definitely not here.
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Barry was still breast feeding in his fortys, Martha didnt really notice him feeding anymore
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"He does this when he gets scared."
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"I know I should have stopped breast feeding long ago, but he throws a fit with out tit".
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Excuse me everyone....I like my milk from the tap!
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Your husband is quite a friendly one, isn't he?
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One more for the road!
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Still breastfeeding him at his age? Well, that explains why he voted for Obama.
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I found your spoon!
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"French men are sooo romantic"
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Dad you in there
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Oh crap its my boss! Hide Me!
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This a huge improvement Margaret, a month ago he was humping my leg.
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"Sweater" does not sound remotely the same as "sand", Dave. Nice try though.
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"A client of mine from the strip club....he is just wanting change from last night's tip....how is your meatloaf?"
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Fancy a titbit before the maincourse
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Milk.. Does the body good!
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...new haircut
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HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Ohh, so that's what they look like
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Yes ma'am. I'll get that cream right out for you.
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Dont mind me i didnt get any beverage with my order
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I'll have a motorboat for an appetizer....
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I have to get rid of this film camera!
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He never got off of breast feeding... How sad.
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This aint were I parked my car...
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But mommy im hungry
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Just checking for cancer dont worry this might pinch a little
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Waiter,theres a man in my bra
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ANNA'S HUSBAND HAROLD, KNOWN FOR HIS PROBLEMS WITH ADDICTIONS, WAS WEENING HIMSELF OFF OF CAFFEINE, BUT STILL HAD ISSUES WITH THE CREAM
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I love a man that's not afraid to show his true feelings.....
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I like my milk from the tap.
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TittieHead
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"The neurosurgeon messed up and now Brett thinks he's an ostrich."
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"Darling...........my lip is caught."
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Sometimes being Siamese twins is a bitch.
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He's under the belief that he's an Ostrich.
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CHOO!
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"And then Jan said-" "umm what's he doing..?" " Well what ever could you mean?"
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Best job in the world.
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I want biity now.
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You mind if he titty fucks me on the table?
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My wife! She just walked in!
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Good place to hide while your wife confronts your mistress
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Ed still didn't realize it, but Sally could see that there was a design flaw in the company's new blow-up doll
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Please let me hide, or my wife will see me here..
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Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff!
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"This new hat makes bending over quite difficult."
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OH...there are my keys
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Isn't this place great? Have lunch while you have you breast exam.
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I could have sworn i dropped somrthing down there... Oh wait i found it....
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You gotta hand it to PETA, we get our fresh milk the fun way now...
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Gigitdy
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"Oops ! I dropped a quarter .. Let me get that "
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Has Anybody seen my keys?
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This is definitely where I parked my car!
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup and it has a man attached to it. this is not what i meant when i asked for the HEAD chef.
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Years ago they couldn't separate Siamese twins....But now? We just have gotten use to living this way.....
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4 kids just told me if I could go through your top I would end up in Narnia.
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Oh dont mind him judy. he just thinks he is an ostrich.
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Guess we should have read the fine print on their recycling policy before be ordered...
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Milk for you tea?
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Just checking the twins
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Hmm, yes. Very nice indeed...
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Peter thinks he's invisible when he's nervous. Don't tell him, it'd crush him.
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Me and the ostrich were common ancestors. Just indulging in some determinism here.
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Aw, I can't find it!
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So thirsty....
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Bitty!
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Did you find it YET?
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Oh that's ok Sally, I am really a man and this guy is just my boyfriend.
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Siamese twins, they're funny
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