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See what happened was....last night I was skinny dipping and a homeless guy took off wit my clothes .
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Indonesia's Olympic swim team started small ▼
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"I swear this is where I parked." ▼
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Sup? ▼
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I'll need to see your permit for that pool. ▼
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This swimming pool nothing like the brouchere advertised ▼
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Pedros Plumbing: We finish the job, come hell or high water. ▼
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After 23 years of digging out of prison with nothing but an aluminum spoon and his iron will, Dimitri emerges at an inopportune moment, and sadly, his freedom is short lived. ▼
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I can explain ▼
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Well... this is awkward. ▼
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Are they gone? ▼
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Give it up man, it was just a quarter. ▼
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Target spotted! ▼
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Screw your cell phone ... get your bike out of there ... ▼
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Hey, I don't ask you how to do your job! ▼
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"Polo" ▼
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Turkish bath ▼
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Well the Craiglist ad did say it was an outdoor jacuzzi. ▼
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Guy In Water-"Yeah, I was a cop on a motorcycle too......." ▼
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I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. ▼
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Who's the shit now? ▼
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Excuse me sir is this Zihuatanejo? ▼
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Please tell me me that his name is Bob... ▼
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I told you texting on your bike was a bad idea ... ▼
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Hey...What are you doing in there??? Backstroke..... ▼
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The water was clear when he fell in. Never trust a fart! ▼
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He did promise to finish the job come hell, or high water. ▼
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The roads are getting bad in Detroit. ▼
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Guys? GUYS?? I'M DOWN HERE! ▼
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"I fuckin' tripped...so what?" ▼
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Where will you be when diarrea hit ▼
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Meanwhile back at his house, knock knock , what did ya fall in?! ▼
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You see, what had happened was... ▼
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Hey what seems to be the problem? Nothing just keeping my head above water ▼
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The Adventures Of Aquaman in Tibet was anticlimactic and predictable. ▼
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What a hell is he doing in my bath tub? ▼
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Ok your turn, truth or dare? ▼
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Its a meee Maaario! ▼
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I was sittin on the toilet and the next thing i know "Flush" and here i am ▼
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Solid Snake FAIL! ▼
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The fuck you lookin at? ▼
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Their eyes met briefly. A uniformed man on a motorcycle and a Gollum-like creature mooching around in a puddle. ▼
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I come in peace. ▼
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Aw shoot! I thought yall had passed already. ▼
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YMCA Guatemala ▼
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So that's what was clogging up my toilet! ▼
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*GLUB GLUB* ▼
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Who in the hell s*** in my bathtub?! ▼
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Well, my wife goes to the spa for her clay beauty treatments, and I thought I would try out this new clay dirt for the new open air spa! What do ya think? It's cheaper! ▼
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I was told the locals do this... when in Rome! ▼
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My washer is broken..... ▼
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Bob could have picked a better location for his first mud bath... ▼
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I'm David Blain...I am submerging my self in this pool of urine,refilled daily by my fans for one week...it is my best trick yet ▼
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I want to be an aligator, ilegal? I don't think so ▼
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"Where the hell did the preacher go? He told me to jump in so he could baptize me. Lyin' turd!" ▼
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Hey Aquaman, get out of the pool!! ▼
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"Come on in and join me....this mud bath is sort of soothing." ▼
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WTF!? Is that guy in the black shirt peeing on that building? ▼
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This is Africa, and I am a Hippopotamus Rawwr! ▼
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Nothing to see here! Now move along officer! ▼
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I think I'm caught. Yah, I'm caught. ▼
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Nice disguise but not good enough...gotcha !! ▼
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I'm watching you Johnny... I'm watching... ▼
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They told me i could be anything.. so i became a mud monster ▼
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Well...I am pretty sure Hoffa isn't buried here either. ▼
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Hide from immigration in the pond they said, he won't see you they. ▼
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You saw nothing, groundwalker... ▼
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"I will have to issue you a ticket because you are double parched." ▼
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"Da fuq u lookin at?" ▼
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WELSEY DROWNDING IN THE POND IN THE SIMS 3 :P ▼
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Heeeyaaaah ▼
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Last time I checked, there was no law against mudbaths, officer! ▼
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Hello! bckgkca interesting bckgkca site! I'm really like it! Very, very bckgkca good! ▼
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Very nice site! ▼
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Can you help me and my horse? ▼
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Sir, our site url is killurtime.com as we have both same type of contents we can exchange our visitors if you are interested please mail me with your URL and ANCHOR TEXT Thanks ▼
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I'm homeless, so go ahead and arrest me!!!! ▼
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Drat - that cop woulda driven straight by and not seen me in the movies. ▼
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Oh i didn't trip i swear you can't prove anything ▼
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Mr. Pesci, the set for Lethal Weapon 5 is on the other side of town. ▼
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Makes me think of gollum ▼
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Mario emerges from the secret warp pipe into a land that he has never seen the likes of before ▼
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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go! ▼
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What? ▼
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Yeah ik your jealous! ▼
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Felt so hopeless looking for asnwers to my questions...until now. ▼
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Soooon... ▼
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Hurricane Sandy brought me here ▼
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I WANTED A MUD BATH ▼
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No, I haven't seen a white guy with a beard come this way, officer. ▼
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Sir. I think I found the Isis dumping ground. ▼
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Motorcyclist: hey the fish: hello ▼
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Move ur bike out of the way im spying here on that hot girl u see!! ▼
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NO! I'm not nude, I just wanted to go for a swim. ▼
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But the real estate agent who sold me my condo upstairs told me this was MY POOL! ▼
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I'm not sure, but I think China might be flooded ▼
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Literal human resources. ▼
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Damn can he see me, i cant tell if hes staring at me or if im totally zonked on that peyota i smoked earlier. Trippy ▼
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Just chillin....... ▼
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I'm definitely fixing a pipe, officer, and definitely not burying a body. Definitely, definitely not. ▼
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Little help? hello? little bit a fukin' help? ▼
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Hey im taking a bath here. .......do you mind ? ▼
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"What?! Would you rather I crapped in the street?" ▼
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Burrying a body on a rainy day has never been so hard ▼
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Texting. Don't do it while in motion. ▼
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Hey buddy, did you see a guy running down this street with his butt on fire? If you do them let him know he just won the Frioles Fart Lighting Competition. ▼
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I said fill wit concrete, not quicksand! ▼
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See, what happened was..... ▼
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Dirty Jobs: Mumbai mudlark. ▼
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Illegal immigrant training camp. ▼
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HA! The cops will NEVER find me in here! And now ...awww damn.... ▼
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Haha, no wonder they call you wetbacks! Yeah hilarious, Be sure and check your mailbox, cause after I dry off I'll be sending your speeding ticket to it. ▼
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You think I look silly? Your mom is two feet down with my snorkel in her mouth! ▼
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Oh SH!T!!!!!!! ▼
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Se senore, some pinche gringo flushed a toilet halfway through my fill job. ▼
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What are you looking at helmet head? ▼
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In overcrowded Mexico, the communal flea dip can be a bit humiliating but at least the water's warm. -or- Anyone who's played Frogger wouldn't get caught in that trap. -or- I'm not saying he's gullible, but it's the third time this week Ernesto's fallen for the old "It's not that deep" gag. -or- Leno's all time Dumbest Jaywalking All Star ... ▼
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I was dying for a piss. ▼
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Motorcycle guy: "I know that's you Ricky!, Just pay me the $20 and we can call it a day!" ▼
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Nice bike.. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it ▼
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Texting while walking. Equally hazardous. ▼
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Shit happens. ▼

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