Yo yo, then he said can you spare some change, so i says, obama got the change, I just work for dat broke azz nigga, ha ha hah ha!

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Yo yo, then he said can you spare some change, so i says, obama got the change, I just work for dat broke azz nigga, ha ha hah ha! .
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"....and then I was asked if I wanted to fill out an application, and I said, "What?!! Me work?!!!!!" ▼
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Bin Laden had a porn stash bigger than I did in the 90's! ▼
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And once we legalize gay marriage we'll reveal that Michelle is a guy . ▼
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S...S....Hahaha... Sarah *breath* Hahahah... Palin?! Hahahahahaha!!! ▼
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IM THE ONE THAT PUT TWO PHONES THERE HAHAHA Oh I bet that confused the shit out of you. ▼
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Now watch what happens when I show him a picture of a watermelon ..... ▼
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I told you a picture of bananas would have this effect on him ..... ▼
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Do you know how to tell if a guy is a fag ? Tell him a funny joke and notice his hand as he laughs. ▼
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Health Care package, HAHAHAHA ▼
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Obama and friends watching the Katie Couric interview of Sarah Palin. ▼
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And then I said we will create more jobs! ▼
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And then I told them: Obamacare would work! ▼
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Can you believe it? Those idiots actually elected me! ▼
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"And then i said........ free health coverage!!!" ▼
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And then I told them I was born in Hawaii ▼
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And get this. I told them I'd turn Libya over to the French!!!! ▼
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HA ha ha and I still have two more years to fuck shit up!!!! ▼
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"So then I said, let's ban guns. That should stop people from committing crimes" ▼
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"And then, I promised 'change'.. and I'm going to keep that promise... because that's all they'll have left!" ▼
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They actually believed that shit! ▼
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And then I told them that they didn't build that! ▼
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All these sheepole thought obamacare would work, thanks for the tax money! ▼
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And that's how I got them to pass the Health Bill... hahahahahahahahaha...... ▼
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OMG Who said free medical? ▼
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Tax breaks? ▼
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I do cocaine! ▼
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Hey the republicans are so happy about bin laden they just granted you full citizenship! ▼
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And then I said "I would restore their hope! They believed me!" ▼
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"OUCH CHARLIE, THAT REALLY HURT" ▼
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Nigga Please!!! I told you I got this shit! ▼
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This is PON 2012 Logo. Made in Indonesia. Ahhahaha.. Are you joking ? ▼
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So then, the guy says... 'Cause you, you're part eggplant' ▼
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OOOOHH they got me ..It was supposed to be the new" health care reform " But it was just a cat playing piano!! Ha ha I knew there was no such thing as health care ▼
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I'll laugh at your racist chicken and kool-aide jokes...but I'M STIiLL the leader of the free world, you honkies. ▼
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We told them the wealth would "trickle down" ▼
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"And then I said...wait for it....I said.....WORLD PEACE!" ▼
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Ha, they're still buying this shit!?! ▼
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I gave Michelle a Dutch oven last night, she was so pissed that she slept in Monica's old office. ▼
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You Americans are so funny! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! ▼
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Fuck this pot is good ▼
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So then Michelle pulled her dick out and proved it was bigger than all of them! ▼
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Hah! That's the whitest thing I've ever heard. ▼
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Show me that Wayne Brady video again! ▼
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Hello! afegbfc interesting afegbfc site! I'm really like it! Very, very afegbfc good! ▼
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Very nice site! ▼
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... and they spent the evening enjoying clips of Two Republicans, one cup ▼
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And then this guy comes to the phone and says ... hello this is Seymour Butts ▼
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I knew You did porn in the 70's but i just couldn't prove it, until now! ▼
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HAHAHAH Wikileaks!!!!! ▼
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".....and then the stripper asked for a tip and I said, 'Don't vote for Romney!'" ▼
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Another epic Sarah Palin interview! ▼
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They call THAT a Safety Tour? ▼
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I just called to say I love you. Oh fuck, wrong shit, I was gonna do Ray Charles! ▼
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Ha ha, Now I fucked Obama fked Osama ▼
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Fuck yo couch! HA HA HA HA HA!!! ▼
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Ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah i am diying from laughing u turds ▼
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Bitch Please! ▼
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That double rainbow video is hilarious!! ▼
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"That caption this that has Michelle and I laughing and saying 'Look at all the poor white trash' is SO true!" ▼
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Live from New York, obviously not Saturday Night. ▼
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That's what she said! ▼
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See, I told you your not black! ▼
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The British PM mentioned the special WHAT!!!! ▼
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Look at all of that oil in the gulf, LOL LOL! ▼
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Romney can't go a week without a gaffe! ▼
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"...and that's how many dumb idiots voted for you!" ▼
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Two Girls One Cup. Pres reaction. ▼
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Michelle and I got into an argument earlier.. I pimped slapped the bitch ▼
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And then i told him "When you hand me the stapler, make sure theres staples in it, orelse I wont be able to STAPLE ANYTHING!!" ▼
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So the tiger licks the milkman and says..... ▼
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So yesterday Michelle and I were jogging, when all of a sudden Michelle fell flat on her face after slipping on a pile of hot, steamy dog shit!!! ▼
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And they thought Romney would win ▼
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (taken the picture) right everyone get out and get me a decaff and a donut. GET OUT. ▼
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See I can laugh like a white man, does that help? ▼
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Cornell...hahaha ▼
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Change....ish ▼
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Oh look its 4chan ▼
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These Rage comics are hilarious! me gusta :) ▼
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They Actually Believe That Shit!! ▼
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Haa haa ha, nigga please! ▼
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And I'm like... "Do you love me?" and she says "No! But that's a real nice ski mask!!!" ▼
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A typical day at the white house ▼
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Hahaha! Look at the oil spilling out in the gulf! ▼
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HA HA HA. Barak Obama is laughing so we'll all laugh ha ha ha! ▼
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"So I went through McDonalds and ordered a Double Whopper!" ▼
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And I said that obamacare was not a tax ▼
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That thumb trick still gets me LOL ▼
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So this horse trots into the bar and the bar tender says...... hey why the long face! ▼
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Those Fools Voted for me!!! Hope and Change, Hope and change! ▼
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Oil spill? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA ▼
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"They really believe that ... that thing you made ... that's my Hawaii birth certificate?" [HA HA HAW HA HE HE HAW] LMFAO ▼
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"That's right, I got 96% of the black vote, and I'm a muslim!!" ▼
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And then we completely FUCK THEM! AHAHAHAHHAAH ▼
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These dumb people put me in office ▼
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HA HA HA HA! George W is going to get 4 more years! thats good one harry! HA HA HA! Honestly, we have to stop now HA HA HA Aww Man, I think I peed a little HA HA HA! I feel so much better Guys , Thanks! ▼
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Mr. President...... Hurricane Irene is gonna hit NYC. ▼
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Oh GOD She did eat her shit "Michelle! You were right" ▼
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You sent me the cctv footage of Arnie trying get out of the toilet cubical. ▼
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I just approved Romney for food stamps!! ▼
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Hahahha, I'll have a coke!!!! ▼
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A WOMAN PRESIDENT!?!?! ▼
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And then osama de-friended me on facebook for saying I killed him! ▼
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"The pricks who dislike bad comments towards republicans can suck a fat one!!!" ▼
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Yeah, sure does feel good to be the only black guy here. ▼
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So a priest a rabai and a shaman walk into a bar, cept theres no rabai and no shaman, and its actually my 8th Birthday and the priest is molesting me.... but the priest isn't a priest hes my dad... my dad molested me... alot ▼
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We've successfully got every race blaming every other race, every religion blaming every other religion, while we sit in power at the top and skim the lot of them $. ▼
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PRESIDENT BUSH!!!!! ▼
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"HA HA HA,OHHH, ha ha ha, Cake Farts is HILARIOUS!" ▼
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Did he see obama care ▼
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' .. Nigga please. YOu farted!' ▼
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Two girls, one cup! ▼
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Silly Black People!!! Baahahahahaha ▼
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Shit, i forgot to delete my browsing history ▼
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Lplzzz!!2! ▼
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"John McCain. Now that's funny." ▼
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Oh! I can't believe i forgot the search function is still broken on Reddit! ▼
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Man that sarah palin is handsome fella haha ▼
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They must be watching one of George Carlin's standup routines. ▼
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I ain't no niggerfaggot, I'm Hawaiian ▼
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"i told you little kuriboh is fuckin hilarious" ▼
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And then you all burn for eternity hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... ▼
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So George walks into the Lincoln bedroom to find Cheney attempting penetration with a very cocktailed Jenna, pulled out his whittling knife and took Cheney from a rooster to a hen in one swipe, this is all that remains of Cheneys little manhood its been in the top drawer of this desk...... ▼
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Yeah... then i pulled it out of her ass and forced her to suck the shit off my cock until I blew a wad in her mouth. Sarah Palin's daughter is one crazy ass white slut. ▼

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