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Hey mom look i'm on TV!
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"...and WHAT is the deal with that little black box on airplanes? It's supposed to be indestructable, right? Why don't they just build the whole plane outta that stuff?? Oh man, you've been a great crowd, give up once again, for my warm-up guy-slash-human mic stand, Jerry over here. Jerry, Ladies and gents! I'm Woody OWLlen, have a safe trip home! Enjoy the corndogs, but don't forget, they bite back! ZING!"
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So, Ben and I are now engaged.
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I AM CORNHOLIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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"Ben, my trainer, masturbates every night."
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I taught him how to do his hair like that you know.
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You betta hide ya eggs, hide ya hens, and hide ya roosters, cuz they rapin errybody out here
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I agree, son. The question we should ask ourselves is this: Shall we withstand or could we think outside the box? There is much to be understood and to be learned, our country should not ignore the fact that... Wait, I´m sorry, I have to answer my cell phone, important call. Phill, right over there, on your shoulder, will answer further questions......
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Whats your viewpoint on the current economic crisis?
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No comments
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Owl: I told you not to use my hair dresser! now we look like fools.
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I lost everything to bp's spill
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You following this camera guy?
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"Well, I start my day off by scowling at children. If you take a look at Dr. Sweaters over there, he's doing a pretty good job at that right now."
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When I say "Who let the dogs out" then you say "Who who who who"...
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Man she doean't hoot back anymore i mean we use to be so in love hooting all night long........ sorry im getting emotional
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Too stressed out to talk about it. Ask her. She talks all the time. Never-ending-talking-bitch.
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"I don't hold a grudge about the Geico gig. The Gekko worked hard to get where he is."
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"if you ever want to see you sister again, youre gonna tell me where he is!" "who?" "bitch im not playing with you!"
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YOU'LL ALSO GET ONE FREE SHAMWOW WITH EVERY OWL!
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"...And that guy who cleans my enclosure, he's a sham. He doesn't even scrap the poo off the grating! Oh, and the lady who came in and gave me my food, WHERE DID THE RATS GO? It's just mice now?! What, am I not worthy enough? And to the marmosets next door...
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"...And that guy who cleans my enclosure, he's a sham. He doesn't even scrape the poo off the grating! Oh, and the lady who came in and gave me my food, WHERE DID THE RATS GO? It's just mice now?! What, am I not worthy enough? And to the marmosets next door...
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Who are you, who, who- who, who.
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Zookeeper: So why did you fuck this owl so hard you broke her! Owl: Id just like to say it was GOOD!!! Mother Fuckers!!!
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Piss off u turd!
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I HATE GOOKS!!!!
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And then i threw up, and i found fir and bones of a mouse in my vomit.
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You have something to say Meester hawk. Then shut fuck up. that will be ni niny fi
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I am CORMHOLIOOOO! I peepee from my bun hole!!
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TMZ in the wild kingdom
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I'm Mike Jones... WHO... Mike Jones... WHO?
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"I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!"
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Ve are da cheeky girlz, you are da cheeky boyz, touch my bam it iz nice...
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That was a good question....You stumped me on that one.
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"Well, after years of targeting public transportation, I am proud to say I have been chosen to be the spokesowl for HOOTERS restaurants."
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I said the next one to interview me is a fuckin faggot, nd then this douche shows up.
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Sorry Ben... i don't speak chinese.
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"Fourscore and seven years ago..."
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You're species is far too ignorant and hateful to dominate this planet. By this time tomorrow the Earth shall be under avian rule... (The abuse moderators were sure the tricky math problems would weed you out but you had help didn't you mr. anonymous)...
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Don't u talk 2 me that way, owl.
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So please tell our audience here what it was like to gulp down 50 mice inside 2 minutes.
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No! I'm not good as good at hawking products as stephen
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Who? ME, mutha fucka!
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Jo, Man, there was this wierd shit last night...
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I said the next one to interview me is a fuckin faggot, and then this douche shows up. â–¼
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Hoo ur and idiot hoo
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Like hes going to say anything but hoo
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"Who did you say was on first base?"
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"Hey you!...Yeah you!... In the blue Sweater!...we are coming for those pet mice of you'rs!"
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I want to suck all your dicks NOW
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I'll tell you all a real funny jokes...honestly its a hoot
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I said it before and I'll say it again, who gives a hoot!
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Interviewer: What's your view on this matter? Owl: Coo, coo Interviewer: You're such a hoot!
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What you say, bro?
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Surprised? I didn't think i could talk either.
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[size=14]O RLY?[/size]
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WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?
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"Wow. Don't you just feel sorry for all the losers that post the same comment over and over again?"
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Owl (Frank) 1: " Bill, why aren't his eyes as round as mine or yours...their slanted" Asian : Ohh hellllll nooooo !!!!! Owl 2: Shoulder ( Bill ) - "Frank......your an idiot "
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Whoo do you think you are Mr. Wong
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Yeah, I hate the niggers and slant eyes... so sue me. Oh, and captionthis.org needs a better abuse filter. RAPE ALL NIGGERS!!!!
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