Funny pictures with captions - Awl holding a mouse on somebody sleeping

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"Wiggle that finger one more god damned time. I dare ya." .
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Wake up! I have regurgitated up a surprise for you. ▼
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Staring contest! you and me! right now! ▼
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Wake up Harry Potter, it's time to make another movie .... ▼
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Psssst. Your window is broken. ▼
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Who let the owls out? Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! ▼
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HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKER ▼
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Wake up you has been accepted on Hogwarts ▼
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Housekeeping...housekeeping...housekeeping? ▼
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Pssst. Your letter from Hogwarts has arrived ▼
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Owl never get used to how ugly you are in the morning... ▼
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Rise and Shine!! I made breakfast!! ▼
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I brought you a mouse for your new computer ▼
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Room service ▼
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WESLEY THE OWL ▼
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Sorry, I thought your hair was a rats nest! ▼
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Owl: " This is the BIGGEST mouse i've EVER caught..." ▼
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That drink was strrroooong...I don't remember sleeping with that!!! ▼
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Wake up! I brought you a present... Hello? ▼
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I can't remember if you wanted a rat or mouse so I just got a rat for you ▼
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I got you dis because I love you ▼
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Why didn't you look at me during ▼
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I heard got you a dead thing...bitches love dead things... ▼
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HOO'd you have over last night? GODDAMIT ANSWER ME HOO!!!?? ▼
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And who doesnt get woken by owls carrying dead vermin? ▼
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Member when you squirted me with the hose, Bitch? ▼
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Kudos! What a neat way of thkninig about it. ▼
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WAKE UP ▼
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Wake up!!!! I have a message to deliver! ▼
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Owl: Harry! Harry! Hare! Hare! Hare Bear! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry: WHAT?! Owl: Your parents are dead! *Flies Away* ▼
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Morning, check out this dead squirell i got. ▼
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WAKE UP BITCH! ▼
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I heard you like breakfast on bed? ▼
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Give me your soul Gypsy! ▼
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Hedwig and the Mangy Bitch ▼
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Hey best friend! I got you breakfast! ▼
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Waaaa-taaa ▼
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Hoo's been sleepin in my bed?! ▼
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Voldemort is coming! ▼
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Soon.. ▼
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NOCTOWL used Hypnosis!! ▼

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