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"Mommy... Can I keep it? Pllllleeeaaaaasssse?"
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Dang it! Who let Dad out again?
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These Rob Zombie films are just tanking one after another
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Sure, Molly had promised her parents that she'd walk her zombie daily if they only let her keep it, but she hadn't taken the artillery into consideration. What a hassle!
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You're coming to my f***ing ballet, Dad!
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If it doesn't hurry up... I'm going to shoot it again.
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I'm just f***ing with you daddy! I want a benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
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Show and Tell will never be the same again....
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Left 4 Dead Downloadable content. Zoey in kid form.
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Mommy... daddy.... loook i captured one!!!
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Dad has been drinking... again...
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Peggy was determined to get back at the customers who didn't buy girl scout cookies from her
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Well I know who I'm not inviting to my daughters birthday party......Rob Zombie and his little girl, that's who!
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Daddy!! i caught one of em IN-LAWS u was talkin abt!
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Been dragging this dead weight around all day!
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Come on dad...
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Come on dad , it's career day at school, zombie is a cool job
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Leggo bitch!
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Go home dad, your dead.
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We keep Uncle Bill on a short leash since his Alzheimers kicked in
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Pitch at Marvel: Hit Girl from Kick Ass gets her own series, and get this: It's set in the Marvel Zombies universe.
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IT WAS ZOMBIE SEASON ONCE AGAIN AND LITTLE SUZIE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST TO BAG ONE. STILL FRESH AND READY TO BE MARINATED FOR A TRUE CULINARY DELIGHT.
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Morningwood elementary doesn't f*ck around.
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Hurry the f up dad and for god sake shave you beard
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"F*cking Bath Salts..."
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Look what I found!
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And who says the NRA doesn't foster a healthy understanding for guns?
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Dave instantly regretted teaching his daughter the secret move from Kung-Fu Panda.
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Just .. Walking the Zombie
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Your once in a life time chance, buy a zombie as a pet for only $2.99. you last chance to buy (dont let them bite, scartch or moan for that will make them work together. no refund back if it bites)
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He followed me home... Can I keep him
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Momy could i keep him please
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What are you lookin' at?!
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It's "Bring your zombie to school" day!
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Once again: students 1, teachers 0
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Papa....You're mama's REAL killer ... ...You're under citizens arrest....DNA and blood evidence of her killing is all over your shirt.
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Little red riding hoods hard core sister
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Well someones got to eliminate these living dead fucks!
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The day the neighborhood boys stopeed making fun of Pollys braces.
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That'll teach him to put another kiddie leash on me!
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Gotta train girls young that THEY are only after one thing.....
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Season 8 on, The Walking Dead
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Parents are SOO EMBARRASSING!!
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Zombocalypse is starting with the hippies
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Zombies... it's Obama's fault!
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Little girls can survive the apocalypse
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I realized, I really don't like the park anymore.
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Meanwhile in the Walking Dead
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Found another zombie by the shed, mom!
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And bitch you said i wouldnt survive the walking dead?
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You should see her after a few martinis.
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Preparing for the 2012 apocolypse...
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Hashtag
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Hey Maw...can I keep my Zombie?
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Now who wears the pants
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O.K.so I shot him in the head. It's just a little flesh wound. I'll lead him home and he'll be good as new in no time.
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Come on Harold, only four more miles to the gun show.
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My father is an idiot!
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Look what I caught mum. Can I keep it?
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WHO'S NEXT!?
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I know what I'm doing for Halloween...
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Oh look Judith from the Walking Dead is all grown up now looks like she has taken pointers from the black chick but forgot to cut the arms off....this could be her undoing
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I hate Hippies!!
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I can't satisfy your wife..
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Pet zombie
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It´s show and tell at school today.. I brought a pet zombie
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Airing out zombie dad, he smells like yeti-balls
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Freak on a leash!!!!
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I haz zombie
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We are NOT letting Daddy go to the G8 this year.
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Tip toeing thru the ..... what no tiulips?
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