Waddya mean i cant kick em in the nuts???? I just did!

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Waddya mean i cant kick em in the nuts???? I just did! .
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I warned you guys not to eat that gas station sushi. ▼
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You should have waited. I told you it was just like the pool. ▼
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You better be gone when I turn around number 4... ▼
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Flawless Victory! ▼
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Now, I'm going to ask you one more time, "Do these shorts make my ass look big?" ▼
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Chuck Norries was here ▼
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Great .. you showed them your willy and now they can't stop laughing .... ▼
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And stay down! ▼
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My job is done here... ▼
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Now that's what I call a hat trick! ▼
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Anyone else got something to say about my mama? Hmm? ▼
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Apparently looks can kill ▼
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"T-t-t-triple kill." ▼
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Sorry i farted guys? I had Taco Bell last night ▼
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Hey 17, saw you move. You're out. ▼
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"Don't worry, number 4. It's only the odd numbers I want today." ▼
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The fuck you looking at 17? ▼
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Players that take siestas during today's game serve happy meals tomorrow. ▼
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Come on guys it didn't smell that bad ▼
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#4: Yea... I'm not with them. ▼
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"Uh huh, and you guys thought I couldn't understand what "girlie goalie" meant in your language." ▼
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Uhhh did it really stink that bad?,Sorry guys ▼
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Don't touch dat god damned ball again ▼
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Entire team, is BABIES ▼
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I HATE odd numbers! ▼
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"BANE? IS THAT YOU?" ▼
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"My squishy" ▼
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I learned that from a ninja from the hidden leaf village....i think his name was negi ▼
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Fishing for the red card never looked so fake. ▼
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Excuse me... ▼
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A SPRINKLE A DAY HELPS KEEP ODOR AWAY.... MAYBE I SHOULD'VE DOUCHED??? ▼
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Killing Spree!! ▼
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The Italians had gone too far with their theatrics this time. ▼
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Didn't this happen in a Pepe Lepew cartoon? ▼
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Um...Goodnight? ▼
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RANDOM SNIPER APPEARED ▼
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Yeah , good job ▼
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King of The ring.. ▼
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Cum on now, it didn't smell dat bad, did it? ▼
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Soccer....enough said ▼
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NAP TIME!!!!! ▼
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3:0 France ▼
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You missed one ▼
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And people said Mortal Kombat was useless ▼
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Wow guess having those breakfast buritos was a bad idea. ▼
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Chuck Norris.... I Am ready ▼
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I really need to get off those steroids ▼
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Roundhouse! ▼
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Next chuck norris...x3 ▼
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Flashforward! ▼
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Steve what did you do now? ▼
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Maestras durante examenes de medio trimestre ▼
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"what do you mean shaolin soccer was only a movie? awww SHIT" ▼
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I won, right? ▼
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Like a bawss ▼
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I just farted... ▼
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Say "What" again motherfuckers? ▼
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Its super affective! ▼
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If Superman was a rapist... ▼
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Ok, maybe I shouldn't have eaten that chili befor the game. My bad. ▼
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You guys hate soccer too, huh? ▼
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Vinnie Jones was here... ▼
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All right, man! Your team gets the ball! Just put the damn gun away! ▼
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They heard synchronized diving was going to be an Olympic sport. ▼
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Not again... ▼
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All in a days work... ▼
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FINISH HIM ▼
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Be smart and STAY DOWN THIS TIME. ▼
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RIGHT IN THE BABY MAKERS! ▼
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Now, what were you fuckers saying about my mom? ▼
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THIS IS SOCCER! You have balls? No? ▼
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Zidane 2.0 ▼
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"I tried telling you idiots that my roundhouse is friggin' lethal, but noooo...you wouldn't listen." ▼
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Best to have 6, when you mess with me. ▼
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You fight like girls ▼
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Watching Bruce Lee movie marathons finally paid off for Valencio ▼
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR ▼
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What? they serve english food athalf time now? ▼
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Good thing im not eating that doughtnuts. ▼
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*Little did he know that there was a sniper in the audience* ▼
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U missed one. he is right behind u ready to pounce. ▼
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Well damn... ▼
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That is How I Role ▼
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STOP MOVING! you guys are terrible at sleeping lions ▼
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Darn those silent but deadlies... ▼
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Some Body call 911....MEN IN LABOUR..... ▼
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What did I do? ▼
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IP Man was my teacher ▼
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I warned you guys not to drink the water. ▼
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How many times do i have to tell you ,wash your whites seperattely, now i'm the only one in white. ▼
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Manchester united are very good. ▼
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Done and done. ▼
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#4: uuuuu... i'm not with them ▼
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I knew we shouldn't have night time matches, they haven't even had their stories yet... ▼
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Watttaaahhh! ooooooohhhhhh! ahhhh! ▼
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Nabcakes ▼
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ANOTHER tie!?!?!?!?!?!?! ▼
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All of them ate the same S@#t during lunchtime??? ▼
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"KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL FRENZY!" ▼
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"Nut crusher" ▼
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Bich Kikmahnutz (pronounced 'Butch Kingmanus') couldn't figure out why everyone wanted him to can them. Also, why does no one ever call him by his name? ▼
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Damn Stadium Food! ▼
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Just three ? Shit ! ▼
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Dude, what did you eat? ▼
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World Cup soon be replaced with synchronized diving. ▼
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Soccer: A game of lies ▼
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Pussies... ▼
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What a bunch of fags... ▼
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I should not have taken that double mustard double cheese double fillet burger ▼
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I have done it, I HAVE KILLED THEM ALL O_O MY POWER LEVEL::::: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!! ▼

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