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The army found saddam husseein smoking weed and decided to join him
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"Will it grow this good in Denver?"
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So right then left, follow the road down. Ok. And they definitely sell rizla right?
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Have you seen anything suspicious?
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Light motherfucker! Do you have a light!?!
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You know how dinosaurs have lil arms
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"It's medicinal I swear!!"
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Fucking marijuana all over my fucking garden!!! SONOFABITCH!!!
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SOOO.....IS THIS HEAVEN?
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So there's NO taliban and No drugs? so who the fuck I hear rustlin' around this pot field sayin' "allahu akbar" you dumb muthafuckah??
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Do you have something to ... you know ... smoking ?
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Hey, since your completely high right now, can you tell me where Osama is?
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Excuse me...can you tell me where Waldo is?
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"Yes, when people said, 'Put it in your pipe and smoke it,' this is what they were referring to."
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Arizona did what ?
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We're gonna have to take all this and give it to our Government so they can sell it and then pretend to fight against it.....
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Hey, fuck war. lets toke
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"If you think this is impressive, wait untilk you see our Basil"
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This is the LAST place the americans will look for you . Trust me, they come upon this crop they will smoke themselves into a coma and say " Bin Laden who?"
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Holy shit the Zig Zag guy!!!
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Thank Allah for American Soldiers - I got lost in here about a week ago; I had no idea where I was and I forgot where I was going.
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"The perp was this tall and took off in this direction; someone mentioned something about him possibly hiding in a crop of marijuana. Could you tell me where that crop might be?"
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We finally found them, Weapons of Mass Hallucinogens
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We're gonna have to take over this area
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No, no, no. Lick the dutch down, unwrap the leaf, then break it open, dumb the guts, then...serious, how do you not know this?!
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Weapons of "munchie" destruction!
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You don't happen to know where a guy might score a gram or so, do ya?
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Got weed?
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Aww man, I was hoping someone would firebomb me!
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Are you growing all of this?
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Let me getta dime sack.
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Osama? he lives just 5 minutes from here, sir. oh shit, i gave it away!
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Dude, my mind is full of potato
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What ive never seen these before
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Meanwhile in Colorado..
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"Hey, how can I get out of this place?
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When I turn around, if I could get you to just put a dime bag in my backpack, that would be great.
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Do you have any Doritos?
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No...really, sir...it's okra.
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"Where's my 42 virgins?"
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...and with 5 kilos you get free Fed-Ex back to the states...
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This one time in COLORADO.....
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Oh GURL, Dis Weed so FINE!!!
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Deep in the jungles of...DENVER.
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To all you weed smokers! This is my backyard
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"I asked for a light...er. You know. as in BIC. B...I...C."
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"And this is 'awkward swan,' as in, '...can I have some of this? ... AKWARD SWAN!'"
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Maybe now that osamas dead we can Shmeeeoooke a Beeoooooouuuwwlllllll
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I know, I know, Osama. But we need you to travel back in time and stop Sarah Palin. After she became President, the average person's IQ dropped a minimum of 15 points. People are so dumbed down, they don't even remember what you caused. I mean, you're in freaking Cali right now. Wtf!...
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Soldier: "HIGH?" Old dude: "HELLO".
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I wont tell if you dont
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Anything you say can and will be used against you UNDERSTAND BIN LADIN
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Meow!
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Just a fifty bag for now mate
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Your Under Arrest... ...for tresspassing private property
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Peace.
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"This shit right here niga! This shit right here..."
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"Funny. I have my own crop and I got me a rag top back in Chicago!"
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