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"I am a well regulated militia."
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Last time someone shoved something that big in my face they had to answer to this
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"What events took prace down in the virrage?" "I go to malket to buy some kimchee and Blusser splouts and this rosel (loser) stalts to pissa me off becau' he carred me a smerry ord hag, so I purred tliggel and put some read (lead) in his asshore!!"
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"Little fuckers ain't gonna touch my petunias no more!"
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Say hewo.. to my rirrow frien...
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"Here we are with the winner of the 100 km bicycle race..."
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This is an example of how citizens in some countries feel about their lamestream media.
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I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Back off or you'll find out how I got this meat in my bike basket."
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Okay...You don't have to go to a retirement home!
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Back away from the bike, Motherfucker!
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Whats wrong with my hat? are you the fashion police?
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And now we go to our reporter in the field Guy LeDouche!
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"My daughter told me it would be a good idea to carry around a weapon for security."
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Fuck no bitches
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No, I'm going to ask YOU a question...
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"Where did you get that lovely hat?"
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Gimme your gun or ill stab you with this microphone!
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Now sir, can you explain to me why you look like an elderly grandmother?
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Herro zer! May I ask what cariber is the gun you're hording?
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Back in my days, the reporter never ask so many questions!
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We see you are determined to not get carjacked anymore.
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I don't like being interviewed by turds
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Step away or i swear i will blow your puny little ass off
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The bike or ill slap you with this damn mic. microphones scary as ____
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Gimme ya cash bub!
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Pest control
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Give me your tie or you die!
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After witnessing my mother evaporate in Hiroshima, I always carry this for my protection.
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Ro ahead an ask me wan moe stupid question!
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Yeah asshole, I got my concealed-carry permit right here!
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OK OK, i buy egg roll NOW * ok ok i pay now
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ITS THE MONEY OR YOUR RIFE
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So I point the gun at him and I say "FUCK YOU G.I.! YOU DIE!"
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Do NOT park on the bike lane.
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Eat Red, Muvverfwucker
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Back off young man, this nans got balls big another to use this thing
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Don't disturb me while I'm smuggling my rice!
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What did you just say..?
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And i told him, if you take one more step, I'm gonna blow ya brains out. He didn't believe me.
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Listen, I said No Comment!
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"excuse me sir what do, OH SHIT!"- SO YOU WANA FUKIN MEE HAAA, MADAAA FAKA!!
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That makes a good argument, madam. And, well, yes....I guess it was a rather stupid question...
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Gimmi back my candy!
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Nice... did you get that at Walmart?
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Reporter: So why do you have that dangerous weapon that could harm anyone? Lady: Caz little fucks keep taking my fried rice!
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Do you like the way they have paved the Ho Chi Mhin Trail?
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"Get that atrocious microphone out of my face before I shoot you and that ugly ass tie of yours!"
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Yeah that's just a toy.
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GTA 5
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In soviet Russia... wait this is Japan!
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News Guy: Oh, look theres someone to interview over...um...hi? Randomer: YOUDONTKNOWNUFFINNOHOW!
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Little Fucker aint gonna touch my petunias no more!
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Do you really think someone wants your stupid bike?
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Maam, You do realize that war ended like 35 years ago right?
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Does life imitate art...? Who's really "shooting the news"?
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NotAnotherWord.
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Back the F*** off i said
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They see me cycling , they hating , patrolling and try'na catch me cycling dirty ,...
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Get the fuck away you stinky cockaroach.
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BITCH what kinda tie is that.
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Go ahead bitch, say something stupid. I'll blow your motherfucking head off
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This is my Boom stick!
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Halloween in Japan.
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Get on your hands and knees and tell me you want it
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Granny take out for a walk her UZI.
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