You gonna climb on my horn, or did you want me to do it for you?

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You gonna climb on my horn, or did you want me to do it for you? .
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Look, there are other bulls on the farm. I just don't thinks we were meant to be. ▼
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I just wish for once you would be so agressive! Its just not in me to pull any bull. ▼
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Hey isaac, shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about your captions. ▼
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Pardon Senor? But im still here. ▼
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? ▼
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My name is Bulltigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die ▼
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You just sit there, young man, and think about what you did. ▼
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Dont give me that bullshit about being embarrassed because you split your trousers open again! ▼
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Ha just tebowing ▼
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Billy....dammit.... would you quit crying and look up for a sec..... Is there something in my back? ▼
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Does this sword match my horns? ▼
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"But you stabbed me in the back..!!" ▼
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"awwww, poor baby... did you wun out of pointy things? hahahaha!" ▼
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Did I hurt your feelings? ▼
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Can you hear the drums Fernando? ▼
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And what did you think I was going to do when you waved that red thing in front of me ??? ▼
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Were you stabbed in the back too? ▼
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Are you sorry because you did it or sorry because you got caught? ▼
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Bull to guy "Red Just makes me sad" ▼
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Boo hoo mothafucka ▼
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U need a hug bro? ▼
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98,99,100 ! COMING ready or not!!! ▼
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Red rag to a bull ▼
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Hey, hey, hey, whats the matter sad eyes we all have our off days! ▼
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You wanna go again? ▼
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It's swing right, left, right, dodge, poke, spin! At this rate we'll never make nationals. ▼
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Dont worry bud I know how you feel... syc! ▼
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I feel you bro... I know how you feel. ▼
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I don't know why. Maybe it's just these pink stockings ... ▼
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Just wait until your father gets home. he is going to hear about this. ▼
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Â¡Moo! ▼
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Get up now damn it and finish this show or I am gonna wear you like a bad sombrero ▼
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After public outcry, the new velcro tip NERF spears are giving matadors a real hell of time. ▼
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I told you leave the BULLSHIT alone! ▼
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Why do i even bother? ▼
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" Im sorry....they were out of Red Bull" ▼
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"No, you're GREAT at what you do! Really!" ▼
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My turn. ▼
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Ok...now, when we get back out there, I'm gonna do a fake to the left...your left...ok? ▼
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"Whine, whine, whine, you little wimp. I'm the one who gets speared...friggin' moron!" ▼
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Wait, Wait, I lost my inspiration.... ▼
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"next move, then its my turn " - bull ▼
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Figther: just found out my wife is having an affair... bull: sorry to hear that ▼
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Ok Harvey, it's knock off... seeya tomorrow. ▼
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You should be sorry! ▼
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Look, Im not the one who offered you 2000 pecos to come out here in front of all these people just so you could shit yourself. ▼
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Now leave, before I insult you again! ▼
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Do you know what your F****** doing? ▼
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There there, you will forget about her. ▼
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They said you can be superman. They were bullsh*tting. ▼
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I know this is hard on you, but my horns will be harder... ▼
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You butthurt bro? ▼
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Why do you follow me every time but not others. ▼
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"I cant do this anymore. I wont get any pension in this kinda job. *sobs* " ▼
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You hit me ▼
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I knew you were trouble when you walked in. ▼
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There has to be an easier way to make shish kabobs~ ▼
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You thought I was gona give you wings? Do I look like a RED bull to you, Bitch? ▼
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Quit stabbing me! Dude I'm so sorry. ▼
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I just canâ€™t work under so much pressure! ▼
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Please dont leave, we havent got our first dance in... ▼
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This horn is so going up your ass ▼
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Ko ko ko ▼
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Hey come oooon lets playy.evey body was enjoying daTTTTT... ▼
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Hey DRAMA QUEEN! Can we get on with the show? I got four spears in my back! ▼
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Your telling me you forgot about the deal ▼
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Wanna find out what is "Breeding bull" All about, honey? ▼
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BOO Fucking HOO! ▼
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I got bullshit for Christmas ▼
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Oh hey, about this spear my back? ▼
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Tgec ▼
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Apparently couples therapy was not working for tom and bessie, their relationship was still just a load of bull ▼
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Listen I know I fucked up but please... Give me another chance ▼
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Bull: "Bad day buddy? There, there, I will put you out of your misery shortly!" ▼
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Don't cry, I picadore you ▼
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"Sorry, Faggots are not allowed to ride this bull." ▼
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Stop fucking with me bitch! ▼
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Matador: "I just shit my pants..." Bull: "Imodium, when diarrhea strikes!" ▼
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If you are upset about our match then I suggest you try harder ▼
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Are u ganna just gonna sit there or. . . let me chase you? ▼
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Look i didnt mean to hurt you know put up the red flag and lets have some fun ▼
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So ur tired of fighting me or do u just have a headache from running away from me ▼
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But its SOOO embarassing! ▼
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Gayy!!! ▼
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Pussy. ▼
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Â¿Por lo menos ascensor hermano? english: do u even lift bro? ▼
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How do think it feels to have this shit tuck in your back you cunt!! ▼
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To forgive... bovine. ▼
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Bull-fighter Booooouuuuuul-shit! ▼
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Soll ich die Schwerter heut selbst reinstecken ? ▼
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I told you she is a bitch.. Now DEAL WITH IT!... Pussy !!! ▼
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Don't feel ashamed and inadequate . . . there is a reason the expression is not "Hung like a MATADOR." ▼
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No No Nooooo Honest.... your bum does not lool big in that ▼
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"This is bullshit" ▼
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You know you done fucked up right! ▼
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You have to put up with this bullsh*t week in week out no wonder your depressed! ▼
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Bull, "Jorge, this is bullshit! You totally stabbed me in the back!" Jorge, " I am ashamed.." ▼
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And you lived off my mothers milk the first two years of your life ... ▼
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Go get it ▼
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You said you loved me... ▼
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Damn what the hell ▼
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I told you before! I had chorizo for breakfast! Makes me gassy! ▼
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Bullfighting is an amazing event.But you are doing it wrong. ▼
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Cool jelly bro now lets star this motherfucker ▼
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This is a picture of a bullfighter who broke down and cried when he realized that he was brutally killing an animal that was refusing to respon ▼
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Keep captioning Isaac. That asshole is just mad cause he has nothing funny to say ▼
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Bro dont do this ▼
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Darling, I hate it when we fight. ▼
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YOU have a MIGRAINE?.......You stuck 4 spears in my back and do you hear me complain?....No ....get up and fight you pussy! ▼
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Hey Sergio do you see those things hanging back there by my tail?They are balls sir ,of which, you have none. ▼
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Dis is bullshit!!!! ▼
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Nigga with that bull shit on his mind ▼
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So......How do you wanna do this? ▼
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Hello ▼
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Here are three pecos. call someone who gives a fuck. ▼
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I HAVE KIDS!!!! ▼
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Damn! what do i do now ▼
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I just want to see what color your cloth is. No hard feelings. ▼
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Bang gua mau diqurbanin yah iya, maaf yah teng ▼
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So you took your matador course online? ▼
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Tytyyty ▼
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Is that IT...? Is that all ya got? ▼
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"nah, not now my nigga. i got way realer shit on my mind." ▼
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Are you ok sir? Did i hit you too hard? ▼
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Hey, man, you ok? ▼
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This is Bullshit!!!! ▼
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Dont you just hate it when you cant remember if you turned the stove off or not? ▼
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"You are as worthless as a poopie flavored lollipop." ▼
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The day isaac became anonymous ▼
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Will Smith is a fag ▼
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YouTube sapost to chalet The red Carpenter ▼

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