Zoological hypothesis: never dine with animals with razor sharp teeth.

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Zoological hypothesis: never dine with animals with razor sharp teeth. .
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Excuse me! First come first serve! ▼
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"Munches with Wolves - Out in Theaters next Spring" ▼
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Day 19- I have earned the biggest peice of food and the respect of the pack. ▼
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Has anyone seen Grandpa? ▼
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Well it was that or mystery meat ▼
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When I was your age... ▼
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Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon ? ▼
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Getting grandpa to use table manners anymore is like trying to teach a wolf to hold a fork. ▼
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Just another day in the life of Gary Busey. ▼
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"Am I really doing this for the vine?" ▼
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Hodor! ▼
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Dunces With Wolves ▼
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Hodor! ▼
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So um you two come here often? ▼
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A Bad Date On EHarmony ▼
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What else can science tell us now after this mans brave attempt at connecting with nature? ▼
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"This one time at band camp..." ▼
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After opening the walk in freezer health inspectors were forced to shut down jack in the box. ▼
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Ayy Nigga Da Fuck you lookin at!? ▼
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"damn. you just dig in? no forks, utensils or anything?" ▼
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".....and then the damn thing started humpin' my leg, so I let him have it...." ▼
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Haha, you eat so funny. ▼
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Saul of the Wild ▼
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Teen Wolf: Funny clips and outtakes ▼
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Welcome to hannibal lectors cafe. Seat yourself. ▼
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Could somebody get this guy some food stamps please? ▼
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Yeah you might want to leave this experience off your resume. ▼
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Excuse me sir, you have some E Coli on your face. ▼
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Honey, come inside and clean up. We have to be at the petA meeting in an hour. ▼
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One of these wolves is not like the others. ▼
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Stop lookin at me swan ▼
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You know... It really DOES taste like chicken... ▼
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Until one night at dinner, Bob let the cat out of the bag about Carl's adoption. ▼
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Ah, so these are the bloopers from "the grey"? ▼
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Did I leave stove on? ▼
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Okay, human, but next week you're taking us to McDonnalds. ▼
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Hey buddy, would you care for a tic tac? ▼
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Hey, you done with this? ▼
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Either of you guys happen to have some dental floss? ▼
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This is mine, you mongrels! ▼
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You better let us have it or well eat you instead! ▼
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"Hey! I called dibs on the large intestine!" ▼
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You guys smell like poo poo ▼
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Get away this is my burger ▼
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Now this is what i call a party, boys. ▼
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The is better than macaroni and cheese. ▼
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"Spare change?" ▼
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Tastes like chicken, huh fellas? ▼
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Thais is what happens when your drunk an you dont remember a thing.. ▼
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Can you pass the salt? ▼
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The meats a little tough, huh guys? ▼
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Why did this carcass cross the road? To get eaten by wolves. ▼
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Eat your vegetables too. ▼
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I bet you guys want mcdonalds now because the food is better there. ▼
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I know there are no rules here for table manners but you guys need to take a course on table manners real soon because you guys completely lack etiquette. ▼
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Jim observes wolves in the wild, and little does he know he has become one of them. ▼
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Cant we all just get along? ▼
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I CALL THE DARK MEAT! ▼
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So.....you guys tip well here? ▼
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3 of us wolves running around the desert together, in Las Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, we make a toast! ▼
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And then..... bear gryles says.... ▼
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Ethels cooking never tasted this good ▼
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WE JUST WANT ONE BITE ▼
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Health inspectors at taco bell reported that employees did not wash hands after using the bathroom or dining on fresh deer carcasses. ▼
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Gamey, but tasted like chicken. ▼
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Hey guys...take our time you are wolfing down your food ▼
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Just two wolves and a starving hobo... ▼
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Whadaya want, the leg or the wing? ▼
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Let me see you're hunting license ▼
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Coming this summer, NIBBLING WITH WOLFS ▼
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HEY WHAT UP DOG ▼
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Sooo... which one of you fellers is Jacob? ▼
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He was...the leader of the pack! ▼
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Hey, no elbows on the table. Wait there is no table. Haha. ▼
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Let go. This is my meal. ▼
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Who wants to share the wishbone? ▼
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Hey, i peed on this piece... its mine ▼
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Excuse me sir, you have a maggot in your beard ▼
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Good score Boys! ▼
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Food handler permit. Denied. ▼
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E Coli. Its whats for dinner. ▼
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What information was aquired here, that could not have been aquired with a pair of binoculars? ▼
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After sampling the carcass, the pack decided that the researcher was a more nutritious meal choice. ▼
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Full moon or not, grandpa still got some esplainin to do for grandma. ▼
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...Meanwhile in the walking dead..."oh shit the wolves were bitten by walkers" ▼
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Now i get the big piece ▼
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Bear Grylls after Man vs. Wild ▼
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GET OFF MY MEAT!!! ▼
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Come on guys, why do i all ways get stuck with moutain-oysters(male parts) ▼
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Roadkill Cafe: You kill it, We grill it. ▼
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I should have first dibs dammit...after all, he was my dog. ▼
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Photograph depicts how "No-Nose-Bill" got his nickname. ▼
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Yeah your cool. Now try that with some lions. ▼
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Hey bitch, I was watching that ▼
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Mine!!! ▼
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Sdf ▼
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Asdad ▼
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That awkward moment when you forger you went veterinarian ..... ▼
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Wow! Now I know how difficult it is for you guys to run on all fours... ▼
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Ow tem como dar um pedaÃ§o?!?!?! ▼
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Did you say the blessing ▼
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That awkward moment when you forget you went vegetarian ... ▼
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You killed Bambi... you Bastards ▼
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I told you this was one fine piece of aaace! ▼
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Get of my food! ▼
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Yes, the taste of a freshly killed nigger is exceptional, right? ▼

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