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"NATIONWIDE is by my side, bitch!!"
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"Wanna dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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"I SAID the hat looks fine. Now let go of my head, please.?
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I can't quit you...
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"We're about to have us a misunderstandin' if you keep eyeballin' me."
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I'm gonna hug 'em, n squeeze 'em & call 'em George.
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Intense staring contest
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I SAID KISS ME!!
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At that moment, Jalesh the Cow realized he was not in India anymore.
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No one can remember what happened next, but somehow Jake Gyllenhall got the Brokeback Mountain part over Billy the Bull...
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Don't worry sweetie...my last girl was a big fat cow too!
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They said our love was wrong but if this is wrong I don't want to be right.
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Are you eyeballin me maggot! The all time best bull, huh are you?
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"I now pronounce you man & bull, you may now kiss the bull."
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Whoa cowboy I ain't into that!
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NO NO NO BY HIS HORNS JACKIEBOY BY HIS HORNS!
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Get his crazy ass off of me !!!!
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I said look me in the eyes, god dammed!
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Yup... That's Definitely a tooth decay
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Deleted scene from Brokeback Mountain 2
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Whos my wittle luvy, fluffy bully? You are, thats right, you.
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"I'm gonna ask you fer the last time. Where's the F!@#in' BEEF?"
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And i said it''s a load of bull !!!
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I've heard of "grabbin' the bull by the horns", but this is bullshit.
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You... will...... give me oral pleasure!
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Is there something in my teeth? Look closer, I can feel something there.
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JUST CAUSE I'M HORNY, said Elsie, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST DIS ME WITH ''WHERE'S THE BEEF?''
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"You will kiss me and you will like it, don't make me look like a dumb ass in front of all these people! You know you want it!"
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Frnkaly I think that's absolutely good stuff.
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Well, they always did say to grab the bull by the horns. I don't think the bull expected that.
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WWF Cow Boy Edition. "Ok when I Give the Nod you pretend to Gore me . and the crowd will go wild, and then I bite the Stage blood pellet and Groan"
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And that's how i met your father
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™« My Endless Love ♫
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Um what is this?! Let me go.
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Rem
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Don't worry , there is no sugar !
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Dude !! have you ever heard of TICTACS ????
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Do you feel lucky.......punk?
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Make up sex...
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I told you to stop hiting me that hard.
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
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I am looking into your eyes and all is see is some indian dude going, "thank you for calling tech support."
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For once, they finally see eye-to-eye...
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This week on Walker Texas Ranger............
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And IIIIII will always love yoooouuuu
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You gotta crazy look in your eye you wild-eyed-summabitch, I wonder why that is.
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The revolution will not be pasteurized.
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I love you just the way you are...
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Brokeback Mountain 2 A Queer and his Steer
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You win boss. I will look in your eyes when you are talking to me
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You win boss. I will look in your eyes when you are talking to me. Now let go of me, you are strangling me
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HUGS! =3
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I told you not to eat my last puddin' cup
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"Someone ate a mess of beans last night..."
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Dude....WTF?!
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First rule in stump breaking.... get her attention!
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You know the stare
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Dude, you need a mint.
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Give me one chance, bitch !!
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Oh shit..I gotta fart.
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"Hey! At least shoot me before you mount my head above your fireplace!"
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Billy picked an odd time to bring up seeing other bulls.
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Bull: GET THE F***K OFF ME FACE!! I DARE YOU TO KISS ME!!
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"come on baby.....stop playing hard to get !
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"Look in my eyes if you talk to me!"
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You will SO eat the grass!!!
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Bitch, I love you.
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YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS.
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I love this barn.
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Cow Whisperer...?
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Gotcha right where you want me.
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We are in this together.
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It was a love that could never be... a love that would remain at BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN.
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This is your last warning...
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I WONT LET GO OFF UR HEAD UNLESS U TELL ME WHO STOLE MY WALLET.
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SAY "UNCLE"...SAY "UNCLE"!!!
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I saw you two together, I now what you did!
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I SAID I DONT SEE ANYTHING!
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A horn here and a horn there and a lot of bull in between.
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