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"NATIONWIDE is by my side, bitch!!"
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"Wanna dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
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"I SAID the hat looks fine. Now let go of my head, please.?
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I can't quit you...
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"We're about to have us a misunderstandin' if you keep eyeballin' me."
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Intense staring contest
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I'm gonna hug 'em, n squeeze 'em & call 'em George.
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I SAID KISS ME!!
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At that moment, Jalesh the Cow realized he was not in India anymore.
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No one can remember what happened next, but somehow Jake Gyllenhall got the Brokeback Mountain part over Billy the Bull...
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Don't worry sweetie...my last girl was a big fat cow too!
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They said our love was wrong but if this is wrong I don't want to be right.
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Whoa cowboy I ain't into that!
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NO NO NO BY HIS HORNS JACKIEBOY BY HIS HORNS!
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I said look me in the eyes, god dammed!
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"I'm gonna ask you fer the last time. Where's the F!@#in' BEEF?"
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Are you eyeballin me maggot! The all time best bull, huh are you?
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And i said it''s a load of bull !!!
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Is there something in my teeth? Look closer, I can feel something there.
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I've heard of "grabbin' the bull by the horns", but this is bullshit.
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Get his crazy ass off of me !!!!
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Whos my wittle luvy, fluffy bully? You are, thats right, you.
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Yup... That's Definitely a tooth decay
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"I now pronounce you man & bull, you may now kiss the bull."
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You... will...... give me oral pleasure!
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Deleted scene from Brokeback Mountain 2
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The revolution will not be pasteurized.
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Dude !! have you ever heard of TICTACS ????
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Dude, you need a mint.
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You know the stare
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This week on Walker Texas Ranger............
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You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
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Frnkaly I think that's absolutely good stuff.
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Oh shit..I gotta fart.
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I told you not to eat my last puddin' cup
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Well, they always did say to grab the bull by the horns. I don't think the bull expected that.
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You gotta crazy look in your eye you wild-eyed-summabitch, I wonder why that is.
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WWF Cow Boy Edition. "Ok when I Give the Nod you pretend to Gore me . and the crowd will go wild, and then I bite the Stage blood pellet and Groan"
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™« My Endless Love ♫
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I told you to stop hiting me that hard.
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And IIIIII will always love yoooouuuu
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You win boss. I will look in your eyes when you are talking to me
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You win boss. I will look in your eyes when you are talking to me. Now let go of me, you are strangling me
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Billy picked an odd time to bring up seeing other bulls.
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Um what is this?! Let me go.
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I am looking into your eyes and all is see is some indian dude going, "thank you for calling tech support."
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Give me one chance, bitch !!
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Dude....WTF?!
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"Hey! At least shoot me before you mount my head above your fireplace!"
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Make up sex...
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I love you just the way you are...
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Don't worry , there is no sugar !
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JUST CAUSE I'M HORNY, said Elsie, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN JUST DIS ME WITH ''WHERE'S THE BEEF?''
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Do you feel lucky.......punk?
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First rule in stump breaking.... get her attention!
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HUGS! =3
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Rem
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"You will kiss me and you will like it, don't make me look like a dumb ass in front of all these people! You know you want it!"
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For once, they finally see eye-to-eye...
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Brokeback Mountain 2 A Queer and his Steer
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"Someone ate a mess of beans last night..."
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And that's how i met your father
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You will SO eat the grass!!!
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"come on baby.....stop playing hard to get !
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Bitch, I love you.
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Bull: GET THE F***K OFF ME FACE!! I DARE YOU TO KISS ME!!
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It was a love that could never be... a love that would remain at BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN.
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"Look in my eyes if you talk to me!"
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I WONT LET GO OFF UR HEAD UNLESS U TELL ME WHO STOLE MY WALLET.
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We are in this together.
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Cow Whisperer...?
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Gotcha right where you want me.
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This is your last warning...
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YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS.
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I love this barn.
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SAY "UNCLE"...SAY "UNCLE"!!!
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I SAID I DONT SEE ANYTHING!
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I saw you two together, I now what you did!
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A horn here and a horn there and a lot of bull in between.
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