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"Lets see....three fish sandwiches, three fish tacos, three orders of hushpuppies and we don't need any cold drinks."
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PENGUIN: "Yes.....Yes......Correct so far....Hey, wait a minute, who you callin' COLD BLOODED!!"
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I'm Sorry Sir,Tux Or No Tux,Your Not On The Guest List
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"March of the Penguins, you say? Will be a huge hit, you say? Where do I sign?"
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No no....see according to my paperwork, you didn't order the bowties with your tuxes
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Nah Nigga, I aint neva see'nt him eitha.
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.....and sign here for you tuxedo rental please
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It's Penguin with a H.
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Is this him
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Yeah, you can bring that around the back.
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Are you SURE?????
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But if you read the script, mr popper isn't in this scene !
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Where in the hell does it say "no penguins can swim in the private pools?!"
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Naw Nigga, I aint seent him eitha.
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JpTuHx Appreciate you sharing, great blog.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.
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Q7YeTF This is one awesome blog article.Much thanks again. Really Great.
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DscVr5 Great, thanks for sharing this blog article.Really thank you! Will read on...
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And do you remember what he looked like
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NDO2yn wow, awesome post.Much thanks again. Want more.
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FkvdoR I loved your post.Really thank you! Much obliged.
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Y7Kd3C Really appreciate you sharing this blog article. Cool.
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UNKyFD Very neat blog. Fantastic.
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I think this is a real great blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on...
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Men0xf Thanks again for the blog post. Fantastic.
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WE WERE HEADING TO THE PROM, WHEN SOME SCHMUCK SPLATTERRED US WITH BLACK DYE. THE WORST PART, WE WON'T GET OUR DEPOSIT BACK...AHHHHH!! THE HUMANITY!!!!
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See here Charlie, the numbers are down this year, you boys are going to have to put in some over time. Now if you want that bonus this Christmas you need to get down to business......now go mate!
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Here you are sir. I'm terribly sorry about the undercooked fish--I've removed that from your bill. Now if I can just get your sign here. The top copy is yours.
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Can I interest you in some fundraising merchandise?
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Jru7KX Im grateful for the article post.Thanks Again. Will read on...
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U4rXv6 Fantastic blog article. Awesome.
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This where the black and white sign up.
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Something funny about Tuxedos should go here
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"Mm Hmm...Ok..... I like what you've done here.."
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Your terms and conditions seem fishy, yes I agree.
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Come on working with Jim Carey isn't that bad, but we do need you to sign this waiver
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CO4fIy Hey, thanks for the blog article. Will read on...
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I know your only making two fish a day but your just breaking into show business ......
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JWdfoC Say, you got a nice blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.
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I'm sorry but this is the Democratic Convention and only turkeys are invited.
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Ix2ggs Muchos Gracias for your blog post.Much thanks again. Really Great.
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Thank you for taking our survey. Now how would you rate that last fish?
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Kzaw1q I cannot thank you enough for the article post.Really thank you! Want more.
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MynmKS A big thank you for your article post. Want more.
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SA8o34 This is one awesome blog article.Much thanks again. Fantastic.
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"I'm sorry, you don't LOOK like an emperor....."
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IF YOUR NOT ON THE LIST! NO BOOBIES FOR YOU!
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EVICTED!?
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See, a master zookeeper just signed a multi-million deal to send you guys to various exotic food restaurants.
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See!Clean water,Fresh air,Fresh fish,Playtime.Tourists.No females are listed!
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"Says here you tested positive for cocaine."
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Three orders of squid, you ordered it, you eat it, now pay up ....
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C596yp Im thankful for the blog.Thanks Again. Want more.
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A1sRh6 Thanks for the blog post.Really thank you! Want more.
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Immigration laws are getting really strict nowadays!
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Have you seen this clown fish?
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CjsNVl Really informative blog article.Much thanks again.
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Good God! Is that really how much fish costs?
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So your number 1, you are the whole anchor of this swimming performance, boy! Now go out there and shine!
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"Everything seems to be correct, but we are penguins, not mallards."
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QeIcoc Thanks a lot for the post.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on...
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EsbaEy Awesome blog.Really thank you! Really Great.
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I with the Democratic National Committee and we'd like to know if you consider Global Warming to be a serious threat?
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7pGcUE Major thankies for the post.Much thanks again. Great.
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AMuJXL I really liked your blog article.Thanks Again. Great.
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Just sign here and your divorce will be final.
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Its" PENGUINS" not "PIGEONS" you fuccin idiot....
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Is this the correct spelling of your name
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3ggzNN Really informative blog article.Much thanks again.
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Iq0lWo Awesome blog post.Really thank you! Awesome.
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QG6SP1 Thanks-a-mundo for the article.Really thank you! Really Cool.
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The bad news sir is ur company is suffering huge losses, the good news is you were able to subscribe to Tux "R" Us for free tuxes for a year.
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The auditions for Happy Feet 2
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See??!! "No pool privilages"
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"Damn it, what is that? I never see these Magic Eye things!"
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Aye bruh, I dont like how u lookin at my woman
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Wait a minute, this isn't the contract we agreed upon!
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Huni can you ask him do they do steak?? i want a big bloody steak.....this big!
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You have the right to remain silent...any thing you say can and will be used against you in the court of law...
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UjWhzR I think this is a real great blog.Thanks Again. Want more.
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Yeah !! that's the Fish that kicked my ass.....(penguin in the middle) he's this Bigggg....
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Cute can cuddly boys
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You're not the father!
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Yes sir Im afraid that you are in Madagascar..Zing!!
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I'm sorry sir but your being evicted.....sign here
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BIOTCH!
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The WWF dude tryed a new tactic
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