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Who dat, Who dere?
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Didn't you see the zebra crossing!!!
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No sir .... we're white blacks ....
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"Excuse me, which way to the ark?"
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Please let us in. Those lions over there look like they're from Crenshaw.
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Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
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Is this the bus out of zoo to Africa?
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What do you mean "Back of the bus?"
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Hey, i oughta report you,didn't you see the zebra crossing !
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'scuse me, sir. But are is this the right bus to take to the embassy? Yes, our luggage was stolen, you see, and we need to...what's that? No, of course we don't have bus passes, they were with our luggage, but I'm sure we can...Yes, we DID have bus passes, I swear to you! Look pal, I don't want to get all upset in front of my wife, but is this because we're Zebras? Look, mate, I've got as much right as anyone else to ride this bus, and neither you, nor you human-biased establishment is going to make me believe otherwise!
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Bob decided it was time to stand out from the herd so he got his teeth capped
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'scuse me bus driver... do you charge per legs?
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We left our transfer on the other bus.
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Mixed couples pay extra??
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Um, excuse me, is this the bus back to the Congo?
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What do you mean this bus doesn't have a barcode reader ?
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Take us to da hood, nigga!
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Oh sure, just take your first left past the dead gorilla, then keep going straight, you can't miss it.
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A free ride?! WOW thx! That has certenly made my pal happy!
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Just checkin' to see if anyone has a piece of zebra stripe gum.
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2 tickets to africa plz
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Is this the bus out of Africa?
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"We heard someone say 'oreos'."
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Um, how much for a ride??
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What do you mean "humans only" ?
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License and registration please
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...and just WHERE am I supposed to keep "EXACT CHANGE"?!?!
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Do you want a cookie?
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Listen, I'm telling you the truth: I'm Mr. Ed. Well of course I'm not a horse. Now my wife and I are boarding this bus, and if you have a problem with it you can take it up with my agent.
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I think he is going to post our photo on CAPTIONTH!S.
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Alex, Mellman, Gloria....are you there?
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Why you looking at me Lady?
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If this were 1960 US it would be quite the conundrum.
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Do you have a moment to talk about jesus christ?
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2 to bombay thanks! Have you got the money barbra?
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I heard the black and white ride this bus.
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No bus card, just scan our ass.
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You got da gum?
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Pardon me, is this the bus to the basketball game?
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You stop at 45th?
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Hello...we're the Ed's
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'80s African Americans confused the bus driver
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"Oh look Helen. The Jefferson'sare back"
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I heard this bus ride is gonna be crackalackin
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Two bucks to ride the bus? How many zebras?
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"HEY SHREK! WHY'D YOU PAINT US?"
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Return to Sydney center?
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Do you stop at 157th and west?
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$1.50! when the fuck did bus fare go up?!
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That'll be a buck, Buck.
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Tom did you start using a new shampoo
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I'll Let You Know We Are Used In The Alphabet :/ ..
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You gots ta get choo some ticktacks or something Cuz yo breath STANK! It almost burn the hair outa my nose!
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Oh, and thanks for the ride! Left you a present in the back...
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Y hello thar!
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Are you serious? We don't have bus fare We just got out of the big house!
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Get us out of here the zoo sucks
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"You got T.P. for our bung holes?"
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Is this bus assecessible?
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Too fitty huh??..
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"He left his change in his other pants. Can we pay when we get there?"
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"Did yall see two bitches run by here?"
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