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Who dat, Who dere?
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Didn't you see the zebra crossing!!!
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No sir .... we're white blacks ....
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"Excuse me, which way to the ark?"
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Please let us in. Those lions over there look like they're from Crenshaw.
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Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
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Is this the bus out of zoo to Africa?
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What do you mean "Back of the bus?"
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Hey, i oughta report you,didn't you see the zebra crossing !
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'scuse me, sir. But are is this the right bus to take to the embassy? Yes, our luggage was stolen, you see, and we need to...what's that? No, of course we don't have bus passes, they were with our luggage, but I'm sure we can...Yes, we DID have bus passes, I swear to you! Look pal, I don't want to get all upset in front of my wife, but is this because we're Zebras? Look, mate, I've got as much right as anyone else to ride this bus, and neither you, nor you human-biased establishment is going to make me believe otherwise!
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What do you mean "humans only" ?
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'scuse me bus driver... do you charge per legs?
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Um, how much for a ride??
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What do you mean this bus doesn't have a barcode reader ?
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Is this the bus out of Africa?
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A free ride?! WOW thx! That has certenly made my pal happy!
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Oh sure, just take your first left past the dead gorilla, then keep going straight, you can't miss it.
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Um, excuse me, is this the bus back to the Congo?
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License and registration please
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2 tickets to africa plz
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Just checkin' to see if anyone has a piece of zebra stripe gum.
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"We heard someone say 'oreos'."
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...and just WHERE am I supposed to keep "EXACT CHANGE"?!?!
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Mixed couples pay extra??
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Bob decided it was time to stand out from the herd so he got his teeth capped
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Take us to da hood, nigga!
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We left our transfer on the other bus.
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No bus card, just scan our ass.
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I'll Let You Know We Are Used In The Alphabet :/ ..
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Why you looking at me Lady?
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Tom did you start using a new shampoo
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I heard the black and white ride this bus.
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You got da gum?
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Listen, I'm telling you the truth: I'm Mr. Ed. Well of course I'm not a horse. Now my wife and I are boarding this bus, and if you have a problem with it you can take it up with my agent.
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I heard this bus ride is gonna be crackalackin
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Do you stop at 157th and west?
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That'll be a buck, Buck.
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"Oh look Helen. The Jefferson'sare back"
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Alex, Mellman, Gloria....are you there?
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"HEY SHREK! WHY'D YOU PAINT US?"
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I think he is going to post our photo on CAPTIONTH!S.
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If this were 1960 US it would be quite the conundrum.
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Do you have a moment to talk about jesus christ?
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You stop at 45th?
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Return to Sydney center?
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Pardon me, is this the bus to the basketball game?
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Two bucks to ride the bus? How many zebras?
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Do you want a cookie?
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2 to bombay thanks! Have you got the money barbra?
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'80s African Americans confused the bus driver
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$1.50! when the fuck did bus fare go up?!
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Hello...we're the Ed's
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You gots ta get choo some ticktacks or something Cuz yo breath STANK! It almost burn the hair outa my nose!
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Are you serious? We don't have bus fare We just got out of the big house!
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Y hello thar!
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Oh, and thanks for the ride! Left you a present in the back...
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Get us out of here the zoo sucks
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"You got T.P. for our bung holes?"
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Too fitty huh??..
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Is this bus assecessible?
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"He left his change in his other pants. Can we pay when we get there?"
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"Did yall see two bitches run by here?"
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