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".....Your pecka was stuck in the Roosta!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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"Mr Charlie....did you hear about the winner of the English beauty contest? Me neither." har har har * wheeze * haha har ha
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"What a funny looking Indian girl! Send her back."
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Oh no! The weird man wants me to pull his finger again!
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Haha! Ya little fuck! Mines cooler!
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HOLY SHIT...arent you from slum dog millionaire?
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Ha ...this is fucking brilliant ...now try and say 'rubber baby-buggy bumper'
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Got ya BITCH!
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HA HA HA, I win AGAIN! You're a moron!
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This darling just figured out how to solve our national debt!Problem is,no one will believe her and I don't have the power to do a damned thing!
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HAHAH...SO I KILLED HER
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You lose bitch!
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"my mom is refusing to tie my ties. Could you show me how you tied that?"
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You want to what.......stay in the UK.........ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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"Pull my finger, win a prize!"
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I am smarter than a fifth grader!
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And the Prince finds out that hes is NOT, in fact, smarter than a 5th grader...
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Haha jokes on you mister fuckface...you just sat down on the elmers glue.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA You are so right, Camilla does looke like a horse. Hahaha.
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!! You're poor.
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Haha you little shit.
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YOU THINK STATUS IS GOOD HAHAHAHA
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PULL MY FINGER!!!!
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Ha, don't worry, I wet my bed too.
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Hahaha... shes a riot! I'll take a dozen!
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HAHAH That's so funny it almost makes me forget that all my friends are dead!!!
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HAHA I WIN AGAIN YOU LITTLE BITCH!!
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I knew you'd laugh when you pulled my finger!
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"ahahahahahahahahahahaha......I couldn't wait for you to pull my finger!"
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"hahahahahahahahahahaha............you said "sheet!".
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I like you. I'll call you Opium
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Jaja asi que tu crees que soy un puto mantenido
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"...they look like mosquito bites......welcome to the itty bitty titty committee"
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And they wonder why m.i.a. turned out to be so bitter.
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My grandfather used to shoot your people for sport!!!
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And in that moment, Charles remembered something his father had said!!!
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'.... the other fella says, ' it's the least I can do. We were married 35 years.' ...... ........... 'Aaaaa heh heh heh heh heh heh. That's better than my Rastus odinga gag'.
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And so, and so... hehe... Blake was so smashed he just put it in the toilet and shut the lid!
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And then the horse said: "But I still have my HOOVES! Get it? Y... Yeah, you get it... God that one was lame..."
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"Haha our fingers are practically the same size"
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When Prince Charles blew his audition to be the guy in those AT&T commercials.
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And she has big ears just like me!
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HA! DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!?!?!
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She thinks she will have jobs in the future. JOBS! HAHAHAHAHA
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Ha that kid just shit him self. Yeah over there.
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HA HA THATS A GOOD ONE BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT WHY ROMANS BUILT STRAIGHT ROADS ?
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Isn't it funny how she's the Indian gitl but I'm the one with a dot on my forehead!!
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Hey! You Just Lost THE GAME.
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Ha ha! Camille is a Lot prettier than you! ;)
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I HAVE MONEY AND YOU DON'T! LOLTIME
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Haha! Your people are poor!
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You didn't make that! Somebody else did!
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You say your parents were born in England? Haha!
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Ha! I bet you can't beat-off a dandelion!
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HAHA shes not my color weird!
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El que rie ultimo rie mejor....
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I own you!
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DUDE I SWEAR I SEE A LITTLE INDIAN GIRL HERE!!! DAMN DIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT!!!
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Haha...she wants to be president someday!
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Foreigners only win jobs not flower chain competitions
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"So honey, your mummy and daddy call you 'Princess'? I was married to one, once, a long time ago! Now I'm just hanging with the woman I was cheating with....
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And that when I bought the horse a prostitute. Hahahahahahah!!!
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What does he keep pointing at?
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I beat you, you little bitch! I fucking beat you! Now gimme my damn money, cunt!
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AND NOW YOU DIE!!!
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Ha-Ha-Ha ha uh ehm ..*cough* sorry little girl its just a habit I have with brown people..1
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I know you are not a monster !
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Look he has a dot on his head like my mommy does! HAHA Fuck you lil girl
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Ha ha ha your a different colour from me
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Old dude: if you were 18 i would show you one helluva time little girl: ................
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Haha! I'm a prince and I'm going to inherit a billion quid from my mummy. You're going back to Paki-land
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Look! A Paki!
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Prince Charles: I'll take her.........................wait is she a virgin? Bodyguard: Yes, Yes she is sure Prince Charles: Not for long
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Hey, lemme tell ya how I feel: FUGG KEW!
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