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"How stupid do I think I look? That Depends"
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Marsha didn't have to look ,she knew where the smell was coming from
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Whats the difference between 18 and 80? DEPENDS
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You know that black top I said I didn't like? Yeah, she's wearing it right now. She looks totally ridiculous, mom.
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"When I asked him what he was planning to wear and he said depends, I didn't think he meant it literally!"
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How much futher till we reach the Fountain Of Youth?
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ABENA wonderin' when you'd call!
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Benjamin Buttons in real life.
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Whats your schedule look like for the day? Well.....that depends
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Johnny Carson makes a comeback starring in "Down and Out in Beverly Hills II"
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"Yeah, we're going to get my diaper changed. No, she's been a good babysitter so far."
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Casual Friday
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Hey dood, im with the wife, just got me some sweet looking underpants, feel like showing em off
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Regret, The silent killer.
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"yeah dude! she thinks i'm a baby! I told you i could shave a few years off."
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Hello, Police? I want to report a weird lady walking down my street pulling a suit case
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Hey bro, my wife fist fucked me last night like there's no tomorrow... Gotta wear some sweet looking underwear now...
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We have our freudian fantasy. so what?
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This pampers therapy don't work doc. My wife's still ugly !
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I am soooo not changing him.
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Baby daddy
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"Hello police? This fisherman and his cronie stole my briefcase and my shirt. We're lookin' for 'em now"
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MS-NBC : GANDHI FOUND ROAMING THE STREETS OF WEST LOS ANGELES .
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So there came this big white guy in and said "Give me your clothes! NOW!"
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Party Boy!
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It really depends how you look at this
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Guy on right: Yes! Yes boss im coming for my interview right now im just going to buy fresh new diapers. His boss: For your baby right? Guy on right: No silly hes potty trained im just afraid ill crap my pants when i see the clown at maccas on my way!...
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YES i put the dam nappy on.
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This was Roy's last year bettin' on the Cowboys
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Benjamin Button is that you?
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Everything's fine. How are my grand kids?
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Herbert now new time travel was possible
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How do I know so much about "Oops I Crapped My Pants"? ... I'm wearing them, and I just did.
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Ummmmm...
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"Are you going home with her?" "Well that depends?"
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CRAP ON **clap clap** CRAP OFF **clap clap clap** ...DANG this B**** doesnt get it! Clean me dernit!
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Hello? ..... Why are you calling this number? To tell you to cover the fuck up.
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Where do we go? mommy?
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Someone get grandpa back in his fuckin clothes!
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Holy shit dood... that wuz the craziest house party evar!
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Yo thank's again for the hook up dawg, she's more of a freak then I am!!!
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?
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Walter White got back into business
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''I FEEL GOOD ALL UNDER! I FEEL GOOD ALL UNDER! PARDON ME,MISS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO FEEL GOOD ALL UNDER???
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A selfish wife refused to give her husband two jackets tied to her waist after their house burned down.
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Yeah the Doctor thought I was walking funny because of some physical deformity. I told him it was just gas. But we were both wrong.
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Johnny Carson's senility finally caught up to him
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"Hello, I'll take two large supremes, a large order of breadsticks, and a two liter of pepsi. No...this is for carry out."
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As you get older, you start to forget things..
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What is Chad Gaffney doing? Well it Depends!
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Yes sir, yes sir,,, Well it IS embarrassing...She's walking off with m'my money, my p'pants and she's ignoring me.
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It's a littly breezy today, but hey nothing out of the ordinary here, what's new with you?
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The gold digging bitch took everything.
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Jimmy! Where are you? Im streaking! Let's go Bro! Don't lemme down!
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Ha you didn't think i'd do it. You guys owe me 20 bucks each! Huh? Whattaya mean she's not BritneySpears?
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"Yeah, I went over to his house just a bit ago. Crazy bastard answered his door in nothing but his socks!"
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Hello ? I seem to have misplaced my icecream sandwich
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George, would you walk over to my house? I forgot something and I think it was to lock the front door.
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" yeah i know what know what you mean mark. this alzheimers shit is crazy! got my depends but i get the funny feeling i forgot something else... then THIS bitch is no help!"
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RING RING...HELLO LOVE.....WOULD YOU KEEP A EYE OUT FOR MY GLASSES I CAN FIND THEM ANYWHERE ??
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Escape from execution!!!
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911???...Yes!!!...I am not able to find my clothes..!!!!
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"By god, it's TRUE, Jim. There IS someone for everyone in this love starved world...."
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But she has my lunch in the bag!
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Hey it smells like updaug......"whats updaug" ..... nothing whats up with you daug!?
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Dipper in 80s.
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Hang on... I'm about to rape this bitch.
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Hello police? I'd like to report a fucking nigger in my neighborhood. Can you come and lynch them please?
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(Russian accent) We coming up to your house and we gonna fuck you!!
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