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Last time someone shoved something that big in my face they had to answer to this
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"What events took prace down in the virrage?" "I go to malket to buy some kimchee and Blusser splouts and this rosel (loser) stalts to pissa me off becau' he carred me a smerry ord hag, so I purred tliggel and put some read (lead) in his asshore!!"
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"Little fuckers ain't gonna touch my petunias no more!"
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Say hewo.. to my rirrow frien...
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"Here we are with the winner of the 100 km bicycle race..."
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This is an example of how citizens in some countries feel about their lamestream media.
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I SAID NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whats wrong with my hat? are you the fashion police?
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Okay...You don't have to go to a retirement home!
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"Back off or you'll find out how I got this meat in my bike basket."
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Back away from the bike, Motherfucker!
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Gimme your gun or ill stab you with this microphone!
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Now sir, can you explain to me why you look like an elderly grandmother?
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"My daughter told me it would be a good idea to carry around a weapon for security."
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"Where did you get that lovely hat?"
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Herro zer! May I ask what cariber is the gun you're hording?
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Fuck no bitches
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And now we go to our reporter in the field Guy LeDouche!
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No, I'm going to ask YOU a question...
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Back in my days, the reporter never ask so many questions!
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I don't like being interviewed by turds
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Gimmi back my candy!
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We see you are determined to not get carjacked anymore.
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OK OK, i buy egg roll NOW * ok ok i pay now
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Give me your tie or you die!
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ITS THE MONEY OR YOUR RIFE
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Listen, I said No Comment!
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And i told him, if you take one more step, I'm gonna blow ya brains out. He didn't believe me.
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That makes a good argument, madam. And, well, yes....I guess it was a rather stupid question...
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Pest control
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Eat Red, Muvverfwucker
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Step away or i swear i will blow your puny little ass off
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"I am a well regulated militia."
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Do NOT park on the bike lane.
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"excuse me sir what do, OH SHIT!"- SO YOU WANA FUKIN MEE HAAA, MADAAA FAKA!!
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What did you just say..?
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Yeah asshole, I got my concealed-carry permit right here!
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Don't disturb me while I'm smuggling my rice!
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So I point the gun at him and I say "FUCK YOU G.I.! YOU DIE!"
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After witnessing my mother evaporate in Hiroshima, I always carry this for my protection.
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Nice... did you get that at Walmart?
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Ro ahead an ask me wan moe stupid question!
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The bike or ill slap you with this damn mic. microphones scary as ____
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Back off young man, this nans got balls big another to use this thing
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Gimme ya cash bub!
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In soviet Russia... wait this is Japan!
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Do you like the way they have paved the Ho Chi Mhin Trail?
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News Guy: Oh, look theres someone to interview over...um...hi? Randomer: YOUDONTKNOWNUFFINNOHOW!
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Back the F*** off i said
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"Get that atrocious microphone out of my face before I shoot you and that ugly ass tie of yours!"
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NotAnotherWord.
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Does life imitate art...? Who's really "shooting the news"?
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GTA 5
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They see me cycling , they hating , patrolling and try'na catch me cycling dirty ,...
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Do you really think someone wants your stupid bike?
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Maam, You do realize that war ended like 35 years ago right?
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Yeah that's just a toy.
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Little Fucker aint gonna touch my petunias no more!
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Reporter: So why do you have that dangerous weapon that could harm anyone? Lady: Caz little fucks keep taking my fried rice!
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BITCH what kinda tie is that.
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This is my Boom stick!
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Get the fuck away you stinky cockaroach.
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Go ahead bitch, say something stupid. I'll blow your motherfucking head off
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Halloween in Japan.
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Get on your hands and knees and tell me you want it
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Granny take out for a walk her UZI.
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