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She swallowed this much....
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I ordered a foot-long sub and it only came this big, thanks Obama.
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I took a shit this big
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My wife Hillary has one that big.
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman, but i did with those two
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Hilary's dick is this long.
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The cigar was this long ....
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And then Miss Lewinsky said to me: "You wish!"
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The cigar? Yah, it was this long...
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Nevermind Lewinski. I'm telling you, the fish was this big.
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And once I smoked a doobie this long. This long!
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This big, that makes me Americas FIRST black president.
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I have two fingers! Is this real life?
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Believe me monica swallowed this much
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Shut up and leave my penis alone...
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Seriously, I will jab both up you ass if you dont stop asking me about that...
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And then Lewinsky took the whole thing... I'm talkin deep throat!
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I've got a weiner this big ladies and gentlemen. No joke.
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True lies
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And these are the fingers that started it all
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I still did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica but she did wear a strap on about this big and I took it like a champ!
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And after the second term my nose had grown to this size
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I am being honest here -- when I was in the UK, that joint was only this big but I did not inhale!
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I wish it were this big!
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Why does Monica masterbate with these two fingers... wait for it... Cause they are mine
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...and thats how i did my cavity search on two guys! at the same time!
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I got a fish this long
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The only thing we have to fear is giant man eating spiders and even then we shall pee in our pants when we see one!
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So, I got me this cigar about, oh, yea big, and...
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Clinton: "I swear to god.. my cock is this big." Guy behind Clinton looking at Hilary: "...you filthy slut"
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I heard that Thomas Jefferson was this big.
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...she throat just a half, and I said: more, my Monie.
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I said that I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman, and I stand by the truth of that statement!
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I did not have sexual relations with that women
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I declare today Ron Jeremy day
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YOU shut your WHORE mouth when men are talkin.
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I penetrated that fat ass this far.
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Ok so i lied but the lie was only this long!
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I love you 'this' much
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Listen doc, what I'm saying is my wife says I need to be at least this big or she's leaving me for a black guy.
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Yes, a cigar I tell you. It's not cheating when you use props.
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Being President is like having a dick this big!
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The one that got away was this big.
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She expected something like this,, I told her "bitch u craazy. That's a job for Obama"
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That is no lie. I caught a rat in the white house kitchen yesterday. It had a dick at least this long.
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My penis is this WIDE
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Hillarys is this long.......no shit
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I wouldn't lie... the Cigar was this long, honest
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Define "long".
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......and then I said, what has two index fingers and fucks like a tiger?
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Monica wasn't lying when she said it was this big
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I did not have sexual relations . . . aww hell, who am I kiddin'? I tapped that, motherfuckers!
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No ones aloud to talk so shut up
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The only way to get rid of it is to spray it with grape jelly
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I swear sarah palins is this long guys. its a huge muthafucka
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My dick isn't this big.
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She likes it when I do this.......
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Seriously, its like this big.
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I AM BLACK!
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By the skin of my teeth? Hmmmm. Can you spell DeMolay?
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It Was This.... Long
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I am not a crook.
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One little, two little, three little fingers, Four little, five little, six little fingers, seven little, eight little, nine little fingers, ten little fingers here.
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"Two little dicky birds sittin' on a wall. One called Peter, one called Paul"
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I am telling you i have seen obama in the bathroom
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One in the pink, one in the stink... That's what Monica loves. That and NIGGER cocks.
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And one more thing. "I am the F***ing President of the United States of America."
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Am I gonna have to choke a bitch?
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And I shoved a horse dildo this long up her cunt and then kicked her in her whore mouth.
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One in the pink... One in the stink...
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Look at the track record of those who followed me, & all of a sudden me getting a hummer doesn't seem so bad does it?
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