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Meanwhile, in north korea...
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1, 2 Freddy's running from you!
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Why monsters that hide in closets are afraid of North Korea.
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And if that diamond ring dont shine, momma's gonna buy you a new Tech 9.
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Lights out, girls! Did everyone remember to turn on their safeties??
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You're never too early to learn proper the methods of birth control
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Lets hope no one sneezes
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Yeah we saw Monsters Inc.
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There were seven in the bed and the little one said: "Where's my scope?"
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1 - 2 - Freddy ain't comin' for us!
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Never jump into bed without protection
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Maybe now they'll stop bugging their parents about the monsters.
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We ain't getting raped tonight no no no.
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Sleeping Duty
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...While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads...
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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life...
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Hasbro introduces it's My Little Rifle lineup.
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Matress protectors
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Santa better leave 'em what they want.
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...while visions of death to American danced in their heads.
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Hoping Uncle Li will visit again tonight.
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There's an assassin among you, hopefully you find her before she kills you.
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There were ten in the bed and the little one said "Roll Over, Roll Over" so they all rolled over and....oh.
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Welcome to Jane Fonda's adoption agency.
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All Right Girls! LET KILL SOME MONSTER ASS!
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You can never be to careful
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Northern K-Pop.
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Like a shot in the dark
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North koreas prepared
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SO WHO DARES TO DO A DUTCH OVEN ?
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
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Last person to fall asleep gets to kill everyone!...
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This our rifle. this is our gun, talk shit bout pink beds and you will be done!
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Sleepovers............. North Korean style
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The Tooth Fairy has been missing for quite some time now...
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Who ever starts a left or right roll is going to get a bullet!
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Stay strapped up.
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When grandma leaves all the cousins alone, and they live in the hood.
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When you hear sounds in your room.
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"Are illegal terrorists in danger of becoming too Americanized?"
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Vibrating rifles.
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...and their dad just sleeps on top of a cannon!
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Sidam husain's kids that went into hiding
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It's not bad parenting, it's paranoid schizophrenia.
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So this is what kony does
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Meet my girls hoochy, poochy, loochy, guoochy, coochy,moochy and soochy.
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You know in case u make any noise.
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Next Generation Of Bull Dykes
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Those are Chuck Norris'
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I'll just hold a gun incase someone does anything. Cuz you know 'round here? It ain't ever safe
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And when the Hoos were all snug in their bed...
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There were seven in the bed and one shot in the head.... roll over... roll over.... there were six in the bed.......
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Why there's no pedofhiles in Korea
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Santa visited North Korea already!
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Kick the tires and light the fires, problem officially svloed!
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SHHHHHHHHHH....they are light sleepers, be careful not to wake them up!
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Sorry, but the correct answer is: Marina Abramovic: The Family III, Chromogenic print mounted on dibond, h: 70.9 x w: 88.6 in
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Little girls = Badass
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Sleeping with the enemy
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WELCOME TO IRAQ BITCH!
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BOGEYMAN BEWARE!!!
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Don't worry, I'll sleep with my one eyes open.
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Don't dare to rape our virgin cunts!
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North Korea Is Best Korea
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