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"I told ya mine would slide inside yours."
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I gotchu, nigga. What u need, a gram?
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And for getting gay marriage legalized Fred and I want to share some of our honey moon pictures with you.
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I've got your backup banana right here mr president.
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Count-em... three nipples!
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That's funny, this trick flower was working yesterday.....
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I got the new harry potter movie, dvd quality
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And this one right here, yeah thats my left nipple.
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"And this one here is last week's issue of Hustler..."
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Look, feel how soft that is. It's 100% egyptian cotton.
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And wha la, your kid has disappeared
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This button ...attack Iran. This...nuke Russia. This button...fake phone call so he doesn't have to listen to Michelle all day
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Any one wanna buy a watch?
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I changed my gender a little up top!
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"...whereas the left one plays the Nokia jingle."
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See? Right there..."made in Pakistan"
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"Yeah, Mr. President pierced it. "
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The latest issues of XXX hardcore S&M Catholic priests and alter boys just came in.
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Haha, nice moobs
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He can talk, too.
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TOP SECRET PORN
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Hey, Sarkozy, wanna bye some dope?
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Ive got your bacup Banana right her Mr. President
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No, seriously, I got this at Penneys!
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"I got Candy, Blast, Downies, China Girl, Brown Sugar, Special K..."
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What? Made in China?
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Would you like to buy an "O"?
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Rolex anyone, i give you special price...
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"...and this is cholo...real, real, good shit..comes from the Mountains of Nepal."
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"And is this your card?" "OMG! Yes it is!"
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Obama: Michelle wouldn't be satisfied with that. Apparently it's good enough for you white folk. No wonder you have low expectations.
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36 DD's Impressive huh ?
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And this is where I keep Putin.
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DUDE I HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE! Obama-"Not Impressed.."
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Putin can not afford. Great success.
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That's where you hide yours? Awesome, can't believe it's that small though.
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"Mines bigger." -Obama
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Allright now whos first for the playboy magases?
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Where you get that shit.
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And THAT, is my nipple
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Look Obama i told you he had a third nipple :)
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Funny, Horace, now hand over those nude pics of Hillary and I.
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You think this is a good size?
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Obama and Sarkozy shop for Christmas gifts at this year's G8.
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' ... Teeheeeee. Make ze titties jump again.'
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This is my latest piercing
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Haha what is that?
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Boost your Amway Downline wherever & whenever!
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This is my triple nipple!!
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I snuck the new issue of Playboy in!
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"Hey Randy, do ya have a coupla bucks I could borrow?"
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"I can sell you the 'Obama One-Term Commemorative Wrist Watch' at the Secret Service discount rate of... " Oh, hello, Mr. President...."
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I know it doesn't fit but I'm telling you. . . I stole this jacket from Silvio!!! (Berlusconi-Italy's Prime Minister)
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'n this is my 9mm' Sarkozy: '9mm?? bt its so small! Obama : mofaka dat aint no 9mm!!
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Those are a big pair of tits
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This is all the scar that remains when you lose your principals.But the rewards are huge!And trust me, no one will even know a thing!
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-DVDs!? Tooh, seex dollar! -Doo you havy one wiv dat hot babe - wotz her name... Carla Bruni!??
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And here picture of Gingrich ,Paul, Romney, Santorum in bed together!
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"...and here's where I keep my pen" Obama: 'idiots'
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So this is where your ninja was hiding.
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IT'S SOO SMALL!!!! SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THAT THING!!!!
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It's a nubin. "A what?" A nubin! See, just rub it a little bit and some milk will come. "Hey hey, magnifique! What are you doing after dinner?"
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Sarkozy: You've chained your Prince Albert to your nipple! *TWANG* Medvedev: Ooo, yeah big boy, that feels sooo goood! Obama: Fuck! It's bigger than mine.
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Wanna see my ding ding dong ?
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I see why my Girlfiend was laughing at your pee pee
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Yeah..man I got an 8 ball for ya. Want a pipe too?
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