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Son, I am a Marine and I follow orders. President Obama said he wanted to see you suck on something long, black, and hard, so get to work!
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This is for your own good.
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Bruce lee disapproves
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HERE PLAY THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE
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" I SAID OPEN YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH! "
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Ex Priest finds a new training tactic for the boys.
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Child Molesting... You're doing it wrong....
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We have a piper who is down...I repeat...a piper is down.
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No son Blow BLOW !!
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This wouldn't be happening if Chuck Norris were on his shirt!
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Little timmy finally got caught smoking his hukah in public.
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So you still think you wanna be a catholic?
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This is why Private Pyle ended up being fat and lazy because of his previous run in with the drill sarge!!
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Your mother blows harder than that!
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Look you little shit, if you wanna wear your sisters clothes, FINE! But your gonna stand right here in the front yard and play this mother fucker and eat haggis everyday until your hair turns red and you can throw a telephone pole farther than me! Got it? ...
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Airforce this.... you little !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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' Nice job! Say, Rusty, have you ever..... been in a Turkish prison?'
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You will make a fine altar boy.
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Little Boy Blew...
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I saw you with the pope, don't act like you're new to this!
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His shirt says Bruce Lee but his eye's say HELP ME!
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I forgot- are you vomiting this up or am I force-feeding it to you?
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Blow it you little bastard or I'm gonna alter boy your ass!
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The government had to enforce breathalysing in the small town of mcduggen, the underage drinking had to be stamped out
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Ur gonna learn it and ur gonna learn it today
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I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, private!
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DON'T BLOW, YOU MAGGOT - SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Take it.. Take It.... TAKE IT!!!!! TAAAAAAKKKKEEEE IIITTTTTT !!!!
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You're doing it wrong!
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If you can blow this you've got the breathalizer licked kid.
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BLOW BOY BLOW!!! But i am... HARDER!!!
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I swear to god Jimmy, If you start blowing the wrong bag one more time...
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Inhale inhale inhale inhale inhale now blow out.
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SARGEANT CARTER WAS JUST SHOWING OPIE THE HELL WITH THE ''DON'T ASK/DON'T TELL'' BULLSHIT
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Come on. Open up wider! Open it like you just did when we were in the bathroom stall! Take it all bitch!
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Blow like water.
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Bullshit Private Piles!
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First the priest, now this guy!??? wtf
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YOUR DOING IT WRONG FUCK TARD!
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"You shook me all night long" my ass! That sounded more like that Titanic love song, you untalented twirp!"
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NO FUCKING BAGPIPES
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Damn It I want AMAZING Grace and you're giving me HALF-ASSED Grace...fall down and give me 20.
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I AM YOUR MASTER AND YOU MUST PLAY FOR ME
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What liberating knowledge. Give me lbirety or give me death.
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Yeah... just like that... juuuuust like that.
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"This ain't black licorice!"
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Bruce lee?! how many times do I have to tell you it's JACKIE CHAN?!
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Blow my pipe, boy. I SAID BLOW MY FUCKING PIPE!
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Sir, my I have another!
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Get it down ya, boy.
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DON'T BLOW THE LYRICS AWAY!!!
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Gunnery Sergent Collins saves an Iraqi child from being sucked to death by another terrorist IED.
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Yeah.... oh yeah!!! OH YEAH!!! Take it all in son. Hey, you wanna hook up later when your dad ain't around? Everyone knows that Marines love gay sex with little boyzzzzzz.
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You love big black things being shoved down your throat boy! Suck it bitch!
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